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When Bob Ross says, “Let’s have a little fun/get crazy” you KNOW he’s gonna drop a motha fuckin’ TREE on that BITCH.

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Bob Ross is a legend

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physically im in my bedroom but mentally im on an island in greece singing abba 

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auctioneer: some of you may recal the strange affair of the phantom of the opera

raoul:

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the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

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I love this gif because it describes my life

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Cute Nicknames to Call Your Significant Other:

• you little prying Pandora!

• yoU litTLe deMON!

• you liTTLE LYING DELILAH!

• YOU LITTLE VIPER!

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*hears a noise* *something falls over*

“HES THERE, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!!”

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Phantom of the Opera, renamed

Prologue: exposition by monkey

Overture: He’s Still That Bitch™ Even Dead

Think of Me: Childhood Friends/Your Fave Could Never

Angel of Music: too spooky for Meg

Little Lotte: I AM THE LITTLE BOY WHO RAN INTO THE SEA TO FETCH YOUR RED SCARF

The Mirror: who’s this bitch? gdi Christine

Phantom of the Opera: aaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAA (nut)

Music of the Night: in which Erik seduces her all the wrong ways

I Remember: Christine No

Stranger Than You Dreamt It: Dammit Christine, This Is Why We Cant Have Nice Things

Magical Lasso: The only proof that ALW even skimmed the book

Notes: GIVE! ME! YOUR FUCKING! MONEY! - og

Prima Donna: in which the managers are desperate despite everything they just read

Il Muto: quack ft. murderous rage

Why Have You Brought Me Here?: In which Raoul ignores everything Christine is saying

Raoul, I’ve Been There: Certified Dumbass Is Still Not Listening

All I Ask of You: Certified Dumbass Offers Protection

All I Ask of You Reprise: Christine doesn’t love me, waaaaaaah, it’s not like I *killed* anyone or anything… Ft. Aggressively Dropping the Chandelier

En'tracte: OH YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE HERE?

Masquerade: The gutsiest thing the managers do all show.

Why So Silent: I bet you’d thought you’d seen the last of me! (Alternatively: they should have called Ghostbusters.)

Notes II: No One Wants To Do This, Except For Erik

Twisted Every Way: Certified Dumbass Rescinds Protection Offer

The Rehearsal: Erik the Perfectionist Scares Christine

Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again: All the men in my life are dead or a dumbass so I gotta take control of this myself

Wandering Child: Erik’s daddy kink

Bravo, Monsieur: Certified Dumbass Successfully Does Something

Don Juan Triumphant: The Song No One Cares About

Point of No Return: erik.exe has stopped working

Down Once More: cool motive! still murder

Final Lair: musical throwdown

Track Down This Murderer: Erik, You Fucked Up

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‪Christine: my dead father sent me an angel of music to teach me and and that’s why I’m so good at singing now! ‬

‪Meg:‬

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Erik: Sing for me, my Angel of music! Christine: AaaaaAAAaaaaaHHhh Erik: Sing! Christine: AAAAAAAAHHHHH, Erik: Si- Christine: bITCH I AM

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me: enters a room *phantom of the opera overture starts playing*

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El problema NO eres tú.

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Accurate

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