Officially an adult hobbit (33). She/her. #blacklivesmatter.
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What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.
--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
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Love is stored in the Eumnastos Lion (IG XII.6.2.540, c. 550 BCE)
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There are two kinds of people, separated by the way they dealing with heart shuttering break up:
They becoming sad alcoholic hobo with no sense of personal hygiene...
2. ...or career overachiver.
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rb for sample size
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I (inexplicably third culture kid at times) grew up eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch every day because my mother is normal, and all my English friends were rude about them despite literally never having tried one because "ough it just sounds gross." Anyway I want to see if this is a trend beyond children from southern England.
NOTE TO PEOPLE WHO MAY NOT KNOW - JELLY IN THIS CASE MEANS JAM, NOT JELLO-TYPE FOOD - MANY OF MY PEERS WERE NOT AWARE OF THAT.
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I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.
My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813
*electric guitar riff*
And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like
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Check your voter registration status - YOU CAN REGISTER AND VOTE IN PERSON DAY OF
Know your rights as a voter
Voter safety and resources for domestic violence survivors - you can cast a secret ballot at the polls
How to stay safe during civil unrest (PDF)
27/7 LGBTQ+ friendly suicide hotline that you can call, text, or chat
#I have rehearsal later this evening and work early so bed time is early#And I have audiobooks at the ready to prevent my brain spiraling#goddess save us all 🫡
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15?? More like 5.
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no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money
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THIS WAS NOT A GOOD TRICK I WANNA SCREAM
#had a moment line this a few years ago#only it was in my bed at 3 am and it woke me up by landing on my open hand#the fact that I didn’t wake the rest of the house is a miracle#he was otherwise very polite and jumped into the box when I asked so I could take him outside#my mom said I should have kissed it lol#frogs
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cancel your plans we’re thinking about the pale blue dot voyager pic tonight
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