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@zieglertobus 🗷 T-Bear.

All that earned Josh was an eyebrow raise, really. It wasn’t like they’d been shouting from the rooftops that they’d gone off, secretly, to Massachusetts and gotten a marriage certificate over Thanksgiving break. The senior staff knew, HR knew, but that was about it. “Well, if anyone’s the wife in this relationship, J-bean, it’s you.” Toby rolled onto his side and faced the other man, “I’m only insulted because he thought you were dumb enough to have married Amy, not because he thought you were married to a woman.”

     Josh made a noise half between a laugh and an scoff. “Please, I can’t cook and I nearly broke the washing machine that one time. You do all the wife stuff and I’m very grateful.” Josh grinned smugly at Toby. Josh brought his arm up to rest behind his head as they talked. “I wasn’t insulted that he thought I married a woman. I just realized that everyone pretty much still thinks I’m heterosexual even though I’m married to you.” He laughed a little. “It’s just weird."

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@zieglertobus 🗷 T-Bear.

“So am I,” Toby deadpanned, “Yet here we are, both naked. In bed. Together.” The pregnant pause was more than a little dramatic, but that was the point, as he waved his left hand in front of Josh’s face, “And we’ve been married for a year.”

     “Shane Walsh, the Senator from Oklahoma, asked me how my wife was today. I’ve known him since three days after he was sworn in four years ago. He said he thought I had been married to a ‘nice woman’ for awhile now.” Josh looked over at Toby. “Said, and I quote, ‘how’s that nice wife of yours? You’ve been married for a few years now, right?’ I think he was remembering when I dated Amy?”

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CARING SENTENCE STARTERS 

for muses that need a little love. 

❝  i’m here for you.  ❞

❝  let me help with that.  ❞

❝  i’m here.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna hurt you.  ❞

❝  if they do it again, you tell me.  ❞

❝  i’ll protect you. ❞

❝  i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you.  ❞

❝  let me take a look…  ❞

❝  i’m a phone call away.  ❞

❝  you should have called me.  ❞

❝  here, sleep.  ❞

❝  if you wanna talk, i’m here.  ❞

❝  hey, shh, it’s okay.  ❞

❝  i’ll never let you go.  ❞

❝  you’re with me now.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna take you from my side.  ❞

❝  i’ll do what i have to.  ❞

❝  i need you to stay here, okay? i got this.  ❞

❝  it’s safe here.  ❞

❝  i’m fine, let me see your face.  ❞

❝  we’re gonna have to keep ice on that.  ❞

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fave guys

there’s literally no one in the world i don’t hate right now.

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THE    FIVE    SENSES     /      SENTENCE    STARTERS  .

some   may   be   nsfw   and   /   or   be   triggering.   

01    :     TOUCH .

❝ i love this [ FABRIC ], it feels satisfying. ❞

❝ your touch. it leaves me breathless. ❞

❝ your touch is unlike any other. ❞

​❝ have you ever felt anything more comfortable? ❞

❝ feel this. what does it feel like to you? ❞

❝ i wanted to see what it felt like. ❞

​❝ touch it. i dare you. ❞

​❝ you felt ice cold when i touched you. ❞

​❝ you feel warm to me. ❞

​❝ i love the feel of [ FABRIC ] against my skin. ❞

​❝ i love the feel of your skin against mine. ❞

​❝ i would never touch anyone else. ❞

​❝ i love the feel of your hair between each of my fingers. ❞

​❝ don’t you dare touch me. ❞

​❝ i want to feel your lips against my own. ❞

​❝ i can feel your pulse. it jumped. ❞

​❝ let me give you a massage. ❞

❝ you feel like home to me. ❞ 

02     :      TASTE .

❝ i love the taste of you. ❞

❝ i can never forget that taste. ❞

❝ fair warning, it does have a bitter taste. ❞

​❝ no offense, you just aren’t my taste. ❞

❝ can i have a taste of that? ❞

❝ i have yearned for the taste of your lips. ❞

​❝ that tasted pretty good actually. ❞

​❝ it just left a really bad taste in my mouth so no thanks. ❞

​❝ nothing taste better than chocolate. ❞

​❝ i’ve got something you might want to taste. ❞

​❝ i will forever savor that taste. ❞

​❝ blood has such a metallic taste. ❞

​❝ my taste buds are mad at me after eating that. ❞

​❝ how’s it feel to get a taste of your own medicine? ❞

​❝ you didn’t even taste it. ❞

​❝ trust me, you’ll want to taste this. ❞

​❝ i think it has a bit of bitter sweet taste. ❞

❝ so you tasted it, did you like it? ❞

03     :      SIGHT .

❝ i see you. ❞

❝ i’ve never seen things so clearer than i do now. ❞

❝ it’s too dark, i can’t see anything. ❞

​❝ how can you see anything? it’s pitch dark. ❞

❝ i’ve looked close enough and i see you for what you are. ❞

❝ please, just look at me. ❞

​❝ stop staring at me like that. ❞

​❝ get that light out of my face. ❞

​❝ it’s so bright outside today. ❞

​❝ what’s wrong? what did you see? ❞

​❝ you’re scared, you must have saw something. ❞

​❝ what i saw, you’ll never believe me. ❞

​❝ i’ve never seen you before. ❞

​❝ have we seen one another before? ❞

​❝ you see me for what i truly am. ❞

​❝ i didn’t see anything. ❞

​❝ did you see that? ❞

❝ i can’t believe my eyes. ❞

04     :      SOUND .

❝ shhh, i just heard something. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ what is that sound? ❞

​❝ i missed the sound of your voice. ❞

❝ do you hear me? stay away from me. ❞

❝ i hear you, loud and clear. ❞

​❝ i’m sorry, what was that? i didn’t hear you. ❞

​❝ i’ve heard that sound before. ❞

​❝ you didn’t hear anything at all? ❞

​❝ can you hear what they’re saying? ❞

​❝ aw, i love the sound of music. ❞

​❝ i never said i could hear them. ❞

​❝ wait, hear that? something is coming. ❞

​❝ i could hear screams … ❞

​❝ i heard you all the way upstairs. ❞

​❝ you didn’t just hear that? that sound? that noise? ❞

​❝ trust me, you’re going to want to hear this. ❞

❝ please, just hear me out. ❞

05     :      SMELL .

❝ what is that smell? ❞

❝ i have missed your smell. ❞

❝ you smell nice. ❞

​❝ it’s unlike anything i’ve smelled before. ❞

❝ i smell the food cooking from here. ❞

❝ do you smell that? ❞

​❝ how are you able to smell that? ❞

​❝ no offense but it really smells. ❞

​❝ it’s starting to smell. ❞

​❝ tell me, you’ve smelled this before. ❞

​❝ i know that smell, it’s the smell of lies. ❞

​❝ i can smell you from here. ❞

​❝ are you smelling me? ❞

​❝ i missed the smell of your hair. ❞

​❝ i need to step away, get some fresh air. ❞

​❝ do you smell that? that’s the smell of freedom. ❞

​❝ i could never erase your smell. ❞

❝ i can smell the fear on you from here. ❞

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(    *    & .    —    SOFT  SUGGESTIONS  SENTENCE  STARTERS .

‘  i  just  need  your  arms  around  me  right  now .  ’

‘  whatever  you  want ,  darling .  i’d  give  it  all  to  you .  ’

‘  i  wouldn’t  want  anyone  else  beside  me .  even  when  things  get  hard ,  especially  when  things  get  hard ,  you’re  the  one  i  want  in  my  corner .  ’

‘  you  are  the  most  comfortable  person  to  be  around .  ’

‘  i  can  easily  imagine  spending  the  rest  of  my  life  with  you .  ’

‘  i  have  never  felt  as  content  as  i  do  in  your  arms .  ’

‘  you’re  wonderful ,  i  love  you  so  much  and  i’m  going  to  love  you  forever  and  for  whatever’s  after  forever  and  even  after  that .  ’

‘  you’re  never  ever  going  to  lose  me ,  i  promise .  ’

‘  i’m  trying  so  hard  and  it’s  all  just  for  you .  ’

‘  i  wanna  kiss  you  goodnight  and  pull  you  closer  to  me  before  i  fall  asleep .  ’

‘  i  wish  i  could  sleep  next  you .  ’

‘  kiss me .  again  and  again .  ’

‘  i’d  be  whatever  you  want  me  to  be .  ’

‘  i  think  i  fall  in  love  with  you  a  little  more  every  day .  ’

‘  you  deserve  someone  who  puts  in  the  effort  to  make  you  feel  happy  and  confident .  ’

‘  you  deserve  someone  who  gives  you  love  unconditionally  and  with  only  pure  intentions .  ’

‘  waking  up  each  day  is  easier  knowing  that  i’m  one  day  closer  to  waking  up  next  to  you .  ’

‘  i  wanna  spend  the  rest  of  my  sunsets  with  you .  ’

‘  you’re  perfect .  you’re  perfect .  you’re  so  perfect .  ’

‘  you  shouldn’t  have  to  tell  someone  how  to  treat  you  nicely .  ’

‘  i  always  find  myself  wishing  you  were  next  to  me  while  i  try  to  fall  asleep  at  night .  ’

‘  i  love  you  with  everything  i  have .  ’

‘  my  heart  beats  faster  and  my  day  gets  brighter  every  single  time  i think  of  you .  ’

‘  all  my  best  days  are  with  you .  ’

‘  i’ll  never  regret  my  love  for  you .  ’

‘  you’re  all  i  want  and  i  want  you  forever .  ’

‘  if  you  think  i’ll  hurt  you  i  swear  to  you  i  won’t .  ’

‘  even  a  text  back  gets  me  so  happy ,  that’s  what  you  do  to  me .  ’

‘  i  melt  in  your  arms .  ’

‘  you’re  incredible  and  amazing  and  worth  so  much .  ’

‘  i  wanna  see  you  smile  again .  ’

‘  all  i  know  is  there  is  no  one  i’d  rather  give  my  heart  to .  ’

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@zieglertobus 🗷 T-Bear.

Toby stared at him for a moment, jaw slightly open, as he chewed over the words he wanted to say, how best to put them. “Josh, you’re an idiot,” perfect, great start, “that’s just about all relationships are supposed to make you do. Sure, people get in fights now and then, everyone does, but if you’re fighting more than you’re not? You shouldn’t be in that relationship.” He sighed, reaching out to pat him on the shoulder–they were at work, the fact that they even had this private a moment was a miracle–though he wished he could hug him, kiss him. “But you’re my idiot, and I love you, I’m glad you feel better about yourself, now go figure out how we’re going to get three more Republicans on our side by Friday.”

     It was Donna who noticed, obviously. She pointed out that Josh had been better in a lot of ways [ she listed a few ] and she asked him why. There wasn’t an answer because he and Toby weren’t public. He’d lied though, said he’d been back at therapy a little and it was helping. Donna was one of the few people who knew he went and it was a convincing story since Josh refused to bring therapy up unless forced. Still what she said nagged him a little and he tried to figure out how to phrase it to Toby because he should know the positive affects their relationship was having on him.

     Being called an idiot was practically a term of endearment at this point and it made Josh smile. It was work but Josh had the realization to close the door when he walked into Toby’s office to have this conversation. “I already have a plan for the Republicans.” He waved a hand dismissively before pulling the other from behind his back. “I brought pie though. I love you too, Toby.” Josh gave a shining smile, all dimples and perfect teeth.

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☆☆☆☆★ review of Joshua Lyman: "Elitist, Harvard, fascist, missed-the-Dean's-list-two-semesters-in-a-row, Yankee jackass." ---C.J.

               indie semi-private josh lyman of the west wing.                ☑ penned by matthew ☑ about ☑ rules

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@ west wing fandom sorry this is the first thing i’ve uploaded in like three months

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adventuresofpigasus‌:

Josh: You like winning, don’t you?

Toby: It saves me from having to say the word “please.”

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