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just have to make sure

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contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

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you don't get it bro. there's this song called we are the champions. adrenaline music. hypes you up kinda music. gets me in a frenzy. he says we're the champions of the world. the world dude

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"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?

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Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.

This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.

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The British Columbia government is using a cute gardening rat to give a PSA about pugelone in vapes. I... Don't really have a take about vapes/whatever but I figured you'd appreciate a canadian vaping gardening rat with your mouseworld comics.

I tried to look this up and I couldn't find it. Canadian followers please show me the vape rat.

Edit: for the curious OP left a link in the comments section

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did the beat go off?

i nut and then my meat go soft? 

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you could go back but there is nothing and no one waiting for you there. LOL

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What do you believe in now?

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A spinner shark shows off its signature feeding strategy

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Person with boobs: I want to make my breasts bigger

Doctors: Okay then you can just go see a plastic surgeon and we won’t bother you anymore but don’t go too big or it could be hazardous to your health

Person with boobs: I want my breasts removed

Doctors: WOAH WOAH WOAH HOLY SHIT uh you have to go to a support group and then therapy for a year and then you have to get a letter from a therapist saying you aren’t crazy and then you have to consult with a surgeon and then MAYBE you can have that lol

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