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"fandom isn't fun anymore, you have to follow so many rules!" my brother in christ, YOU told little 13 year old Jimmy to kill himself because he has an agegap ship with hinted incest. YOU are the reason fandom isn't fun anymore. YOU are a cop at fucking heart!!

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Is there a term for the way people on here will discuss a children's cartoon and make it sound incredibly interesting and nuanced and then when you actually try and watch it they weren't lying but they did totally fail to mention the 95% of the show that is just Wacky Hijinks (derogatory)

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Is there a term for the way people on here will discuss a children's cartoon and make it sound incredibly interesting and nuanced and then when you actually try and watch it they weren't lying but they did totally fail to mention the 95% of the show that is just Wacky Hijinks (derogatory)

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One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

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at the risk of sounding like a bad psa, for those that have never had snow before: put something between the snow and your hands. the snow will start to burn/hurt/bite your hands quicker than you think! gloves are ideal but plastic bags and socks or anything to protect your skin will work. also if you plan to be outside or play in it for several hours then thick socks, bags on your shoes/socks and two pairs of pants is highly recommended

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this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

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How widespread is the knowledge that you should never say the words “overdose” or “drugs” or literally anything about suspected use in a call to 911? My fellow Americans, don’t say you’re seeing an overdose or suspect an overdose if you’re calling 911.

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I apologize to you, my friends, for this scene, but I wanted to document to you its meaning, Samir, the situation he is living in, and the compelling circumstances that made him helpless and broken, as he faced this fate at the beginning of his life. I ask you to stand with me and provide assistance and donations to save his life as soon as possible and enable him to purchase important medicines. To keep your feet in good condition while you're going to travel

@feluka @me @newyorker

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I apologize to you, my friends, for this scene, but I wanted to document to you its meaning, Samir, the situation he is living in, and the compelling circumstances that made him helpless and broken, as he faced this fate at the beginning of his life. I ask you to stand with me and provide assistance and donations to save his life as soon as possible and enable him to purchase important medicines. To keep your feet in good condition while you're going to travel

@feluka @me @newyorker

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This year's discourse (Not dissimilar from last year's discourse)

Big burgers should be wider not taller

'Dog-friendly' cafes should have a limit of the number of dogs allowed

Posts shouldn't need to contain a million caveats for every hypothetical under the sun

Masterchef Australia is the best cooking show ever created

Generative AI is terrible for creatives, terrible for your own creativity if you use them, and terrible for the environment

Scotland should be an independent country

Bullet-pointed lists are not necessarily in order of importance

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House drugged that coffee btw

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The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.