this is, handsdown, the funniest central florida meme
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Who will die on the titanic?
Aries- no
Taurus- no
Gemini- no
Cancer- no
Virgo- no
Libra- no
Scorpio- no
Sagittarius- no
Leo- yes
Capricorn- no
Aquarius- no
Pisces- no
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my teacher usually has these “stat of the day” up on the screen when we first walk into class just for fun ya know but today he kinda just
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"The Beets Me Burger. That’s brilliant! It works on so many levels."
"Well, it’s not that good. I mean Louise would come up with a better one than that. Like she would write, Dia-beets-es Burger, comes with insulin."
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