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immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because i feel any guilt or remorse for what i did but because i have sensory issues

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himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

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fiber crafts is like oh you think you know how to count? think again. also count again.

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does anyone know how to make a desicion

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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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Ok this is the best one i've seen.

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Stockpile HRT now.

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I sm a grown man. I can tuck myself in

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so cruel and evil of your people to keep you locked in a safe warm house with food all the time when you should be off doing alpha male things (getting the shit kicked out of you by every other animal in the forrest 24/7) keep your head up king <3

thank you for understanding my plight. pictured here is me being held against my will. I was then subjected to an attack known as "kisses" and told I have a "cute tummy"

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i’m like the joker in the sense that i tell jokes sometimes

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can I fu king help you!!!!!

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ngl he's kinda ugly :/

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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

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this has been plaguing my mind for days