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※ MORE SHIT I HEARD AT COLLEGE ※

a thrilling saga of shit i’ve heard at college, continued; these are all from my second semester of sophomore year. feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.! more ‘shit i heard/said’ starters!

“Please clap for me.”

“I’m gonna be playing Spanish Sims.”

“Why do they need my middle fucking initial?”

“Just support me as a friend!”

“I don’t care if you think I’m being whiny as fuck, because I probably am, but still.”

“Scandal: professors are people.”

“We’re fucking men here, we have full-sized Rice Krispy Treats.”

“I ate a lot of yogurt, I had great digestive health.”

“There’s a shoe in the kitchen…?”

“I don’t really eat meat, but I’d fuck with some Chick-Fil-A.”

“I could write a whole thesis on how men ain’t shit.”

“I actually started an illegal gambling ring, once.”

“You called me a raging bitch yesterday, so…”

“I’m so lazy, I don’t want to do anything – ooh! fidget spinner!”

“What the fuck do I look like, Cracker Barrel?”

“Fix my flatbread motherfucking pizzas!”

“Did I tell you the bread story?”

“These fancy rats don’t like crust on their bread.”

“I said that’s not gonna happen again, and it happened two more times.”

“He’s seducing this nice lady.”

“My sheets are still pink. Will anyone know why? The answer is no.”

“Why would you lick a Bible?”

“If it makes you feel better, I won’t kill you and bring you back to life.”

“I don’t cuddle my box of tampons on the beach with my white dress and my white bikini.”

“Now I know where to hide my dead body.”

“I was a bigger fan than you, sorry to break it to you, suck my ass.”

“His hair looks like french fries.”

“Not my salad bar.”

“Wow, that’s not very delicious, it tastes like sand.”

“I have simultaneously the best and worst idea ever.”

“This man’s dick just won the Super Bowl.”

“Wait, don’t laugh yet.”

“Groutfits are the future of this generation, don’t at me.”

“It smells like poots in here.”

“I just had this horrifying vision of dropping my Chipotle.”

“I didn’t want lettuce, I wanted guacamole…! I mixed them up in my head… now I’m pissed.”

“I’ve just been here for a really long time.”

“You think I want his hand up my butt right now?”

“Queso doesn’t belong, even though queso always belongs.”

“I thought I got a 100 but I got a 33.”

“I wonder if the ice is slippery.”

“The only ticket I’ve ever gotten was from a bicycle cop.”

“Muffin men stay there for muffin conventions.”

“I just paid a stranger $10 to paint my tits, happy Mardi Gras.”

“I cut my finger on a chainsaw, but it’s fine.”

“You’re so optimistic, and I’m, like, dying.”

“Get off of that zebra, young woman.”

“My parents didn’t let me watch the Teletubbies because they thought I’d be brainwashed.”

“Did you just say swag? You just imploded your whole argument.”

“He’s perfect in every way, he loves the Lord, except the Lord is Satan.”

“I have a problem with authority.”

“I don’t make these rules. Nuns make these rules.”

“The only things in that town were a movie theater and a pecan store, and we’d already been to the pecan store.”

“Be right back, I have to go fight a war. Should only take a few hours, though.”

“If you put purple on anything smelly, it’s lavender.”

“I can’t see, you can’t hear, and what can’t Jess do…? Math.”

“Are you shitting me? They called at 10 o’clock to say the dog has diarrhea?”

“I’m gonna punch a child.”

“I’m stressed, I’m stressed, I’m so fucking stressed (hell yeah).”

“Who the fuck is in Mountain Time? Utah? Dakota, North and South?”

“She’s a certified side hoe.”

“There’s no crying in the club. Fortunately for me, this is not the club.”

“I asked the void to rate me on a scale of one to ten.”

“Oh, no… don’t defile the fruit…”

“Did you just call a hospital a medical salon?”

“That sad moment when you’re bleeding to death and you can’t eat peanut butter crackers.”

“They called me the flea, I ran so fast.”

“Today, instead of carrying a plastic fork with my Lysol, it’s a napkin. We’ve changed secondary weapons.”

“I injured myself snapping too violently.”

“Son of a fuck cracker.”

“Don’t be alarmed, but has anyone seen my gun?”

“My whole life, I’ve always thought that those orange strips in salad was cheese. Turns out, it’s been carrots this whole time.”

“Jesus is one, he’s two.”

“Science is dead now. No more science.”

“I mean, you could also, theoretically, have sex in the woods.”

“I just wanna make movies and cry.”

“Hi, I’m depressed, but my name is David.”

“I thought there was one… turns out that there’s five.”

“My name is Kathy, I’m a pissed off soccer mom, why is my child not starting? I paid all this money.”

“We could all bring cardboard cutouts of ourselves, and it wouldn’t be the same.”

“I’m five. Six on a good day.”

“I can’t catch a break – everything just breaks.”

“I strive to be the best-smelling person people know.”

“I did a push-up yesterday.”

“Not to be dramatic, but I’d rather die than walk across campus.”

“Y’all look like scary-ass nuns.”

“Wait, that’s not in Hamlet.”

“Our lord and savior is Nicolas Cage, fuckers. Get it right.”

“It’s always tracksuit weather.”

“I owe you either an Icee or my firstborn, whichever you’d prefer.”

“Okay, Black Panther characters, let’s see. We’ve got T’Challa. We’ve got… bad T’Challa.”

“Without sororities, the glitter industry would’ve been dead years ago.”

“Honeymoon is just a nicer way to say fuckfest.”

“Oh my god, someone wants my drugs.”

“I was driving here to take this exam, and a car accident happened right in front of me and almost hit me, and I almost wanted it to hit me so I didn’t have to take this exam.”

“He has the emotional range of a teaspoon.”

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ APPLE MUSIC’S CHILL MIX OF THE WEEK ( APRIL 08TH ) always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“We’re making this part of us together.”

“Nothing else burns like you.”

“I’ll take a bullet for you right now.”

“You’ve got to hurt before you heal.”

“I was only trying not to sink.”

“You’ve got to live before you die.”

“Convince me to believe this.”

“I can do nothing on my own.”

“It should’ve been me.”

“I miss you most when the sunlight filters across these empty sheets.”

“Everything we need, I can feel it in my bones.”

“I’m always best with you.”

“Is this was meant for me, why does it hurt so much?”

“If you’re not made for me, why did we fall in love?”

“This is how I let you down.”

“You spoke the words I love to hear.”

“It comes back to things you always know.”

“Some people leave, and some stay.”

“Thoughts are like restless peace in my head.”

“Time slowly kills me.”

“Heaven is a place on earth with you.”

“Tell me all the things you want to do.”

“I heard that you like the bad girls.”

“The world was built for two.”

“It’s only worth living if somebody is loving you.”

“Will you be my love, and not just for tonight?”

“You’re my number one.”

“Who am I supposed to tell now?”

“I can’t stand to see you alone.”

“All I ever wanted was you.”

“Isn’t it crazy we’re only born to die?”

“I will spend my whole life loving you.”

“You’re strong, but the weight of the world is too much for you to hold.”

“I would be lying if I said I wouldn’t do anything for you.”

“I’ve got nothing more to say to you.”

“If you’re thinking about leaving, the world will keep spinning and I’ll keep missing you.”

“For a moment, we both stand on the same ground.”

“There’s nothing left for you to recognize.”

“I’ll keep you safe.”

“Mistakes were bound to be made.”

“Your darkness will be rewritten into a work of fiction.”

“Your heart is your masterpiece.”

“When there are no hidden cameras, people act a certain way.”

“I need a reason to behave.”

“I’m afraid of what you’ll see.”

“I won’t pretend that I won’t miss this.”

“I’m not going anywhere, you know that.”

“You can go ahead and hate me, that’s fine.”

“We’re talking about things I should try to forget.”

“How do I not regret any of you?”

“We told each other we felt so in love, like we were handpicked and sent down from above.”

“These are the things I’ll never forget.”

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[ I actually thought about adding a female verse for Viktor and this would be the FC for it]

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[ Just something towards russian names under the cut bc it came to my mind after a conversation with my parents ]

[ Okay...so in Russia you have a second name, probably better known as the “fathersname” (I’m not sure if there’s actually an english translation for that word lol) But what exactly are those? 

Let me show it on an example. So....If For example Viktor’s father would be Wladimir and Viktor would have a sister with the name Natascha, Viktor’s “second name” would be Wladimirowitch and Natascha’s “second name” would be Wladimirna. (keep in mind that I just used the Names Natascha and Wladimir to show something. We don’t know if Viktor has siblings or what his father’s name is). Those second names are made by the name of the father and your gender. You also don’t really address a person by their last name in russia, but by their first and father’s name. It’s the polite way to do that. 

I just thought it might be interesting bc my parents told me about that yesterday. Also posted it here bc it might be more important for Viktor than to post it on my Chris blog lol ]

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Although both of them didn’t live this far apart from each other, they didn’t see each other this often anymore. Since Vitaly took interest in ballett and was constantly traveling somewhere and Viktor being a figure skater and being busy with other things, they didn’t get to see each other as much as they used to when they were younger. 

Sometimes Vitaly thinks about how different things could’ve been. Maybe he could’ve been the skater and Viktor the dancer, but for that Vitaly had never enough interest. He did like watching figure skaters, but he thought that it was nothing for him. Sure he had tried it a few times to make his twin happy, but whenever he stood on the ice, he would fall down after just a few minutes and gave up on it. It was simply nothing that he would ever be able to enjoy.

The Russian was on his phone as he heard someone on the door. At first he hesitated to open the door, but then a small sigh passed his lips as he opened it, only to look into a familiar face, Viktor’s face. 

He didn’t expect the other to visit, especially not this shortly before one of his ballett plays. Sure Vitaly had asked if Viktor wanted to see it, but he assumed that the skater had been too busy for that. 

Vitaly’s lips turned up into a smile as he gave the other a small hug. “It’s nice to see you here, but why haven’t you told me that you wanted to come? My apartment looks like a mess now!”

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Remember the one time I edited Viktor onto Chris and this happen? Well…here we go.

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nsfw / smut starters

“i want you to fuck me.”

“you’d look better with those clothes on the floor.”

“you feel so good.”

“i’ve been thinking about you all night.”

“i need you so bad.”

“take your clothes off.”

“fuck me like you hate me.”

“i need to feel you inside of me.”

“i need to be inside of you.”

“beg for it.”

“bend over.”

“get on your knees.”

“i love the way you touch me.”

“i love the way you kiss me.”

“how bad do you want me?”

“do you know how bad i want you?”

“you’re so sexy when you’re hot and bothered.”

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— nsfw sentence starters.

warning  :  these  are  nsfw  and  very  smut  related.

❛  what’s the matter? can’t keep up?  ❜

❛  am i going too fast for you?  ❜

❛  raise up some, i can’t breath.  ❜

❛  wait, you’re going to go down there?  ❜

❛  please, no, i just want to hurry up here.  ❜

❛  well, what do you think? you like?  ❜

❛  are just going to stand there the whole time?  ❜

❛  my tongue is all for you.  ❜

❛  where did you learn that from?  ❜

❛  oh, i’ve got a new trick i want to show you. ❜

❛  i know exactly what you want and how you want it. ❜

❛  you’re the best i’ve ever had. ❜

❛  just kiss me, touch me…  ❜

❛  just touch me here..  ❜

❛  i want to touch you.  ❜

❛  hey, do you feel that?  ❜

❛  you always make me get horny.  ❜

❛  this isn’t what i had in mind but okay.  ❜

❛  this is nice, wow, feels nice.  ❜

❛  i got a bed in the other room.  ❜

❛  just kiss my lips.  ❜

❛  i want you to hold me when we’re done.  ❜

❛  take me and don’t have mercy on me.  ❜

❛  make love to me.  ❜

❛  you never want to change things up.  ❜

❛  what is this? is this what i think it is?  ❜

❛  so, do you like it cold or hot?  ❜

❛  keep on touching me there.  ❜

❛  go down a little further.  ❜

❛  what? are you scared?  ❜

❛  keep going, make my legs shake.  ❜

❛  yes, that feels good.  ❜

❛  you do magic with your tongue.  ❜

❛  i like your fingers and your tongue.  ❜

❛  use your fingers and tongue.  ❜

❛  i think i’m going to cum..  ❜

❛  oh, don’t tease me now.  ❜

❛  i enjoy teasing you.  ❜

❛  beg for it.  ❜

❛  i’m ready for you now.  ❜

❛  you make me so … ready.  ❜

❛  can’t hardly contain getting aroused when you’re in my presence.  ❜

❛  do you live to arouse me?  ❜

❛  well, let’s do this instead.  ❜

❛  you screamed the whole time, not sure if that’s good or bad.  ❜

❛  make me scream, come on, let’s see if you can. ❜

❛  i just wanna have some fun is all.  ❜

❛  don’t forget who taught you that.  ❜

❛  make me quiver and shake.  ❜

❛  mmm, yes….. that feels nice.  ❜

❛  give it to me rough.  ❜

❛  you don’t have to be so gentle with me.  ❜

❛  mmm, let’s take things slow tonight.  ❜

❛  let’s make each other last all night long.  ❜

❛  what’s wrong? never slept with someone before?  ❜

❛  why are you so nervous? don’t tell me it’s your first time. ❜

❛  just close your eyes and kiss me…  ❜

❛  just touch me where you want to touch me.  ❜

❛  what if i just dropped to my knees now.  ❜

❛  undress me.  ❜

❛  slipping right out these for you now. ❜

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Injured/Injury Starters

Injured

“Oh shit, are you alright?”

“Dude, I don’t think you’re alright.”

“Blood’s not supposed to be coming from there…”

“That looks broken.”

“Can you move your __?” 

“Are you okay?”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Who did this?”

“Did you do this to yourself?”

“How did this happen?”

“We need to get you to a hospital.”

“Do you need to go to a hospital?”

“That’s not supposed to bend that way.”

“Do you want me to look at it?”

“Don’t move, you’ll make it worse!”

“Stop moving!”

“There’s so much blood.”

“I’ll see if I have a first aid kit.”

“Just… Stay here and I’ll get help.”

“How did you even do this?”

“This happened in a fight?”

“Walk it off.”

“It’s not that bad.” 

“I think you need stitches.”

“You dumbass.” 

Injury

“I think I hurt myself.”

“I can’t feel my __.”

“I think my __ is broken.”

“Shit, that hurts to move.”

“I don’t think I can get up.”

“I’m going to try to get up.”

“Can you go get help?” 

“I need help.”

“I think I’m going to pass out.”

“I don’t think there’s supposed to be that much blood.”

“It’s not that bad.”

“I got [shot, stabbed, etc].”

“I can’t walk.”

“I don’t think I need to go to a hospital.”

“I think I need to go to the hospital.”

“Stop laughing, this hurts.”

“My last words better not be stupid.”

“That was a dumb idea.”

“Shit, that burns.”

“I’m fine… really.”

“Damn, I can’t get the bleeding to stop.”

“I got into a fight…”

“I feel lightheaded.”

“It hurts to move.”

“Can you look at it for me?” 

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Mun Related Shipping Questions!

1. OTP(s) for your muse?

2. NOTP(s) for your muse?

3. Which canon muse(s) do you currently ship with?

4. Are you oc shipping friendly?

5. Do you currently have any oc ships?

6. Do you have an OT3 for your muse? Are you open to polyshipping?

7. Is your muse difficult to ship with?

8. Does your muse get jealous easily?

9. Are you multiship?

10. A ship in your fandom you love (that does not include your muse)?

11. A ship in your fandom that you dislike (that does not include your muse)?

12.Do you believe rp’ing a ship adds to character development?

13. Do you get jealous of your partners other ships?

14. How many ships is too many?

15. Is there a ship or type of ship that you will never write, no matter what the circumstances are?

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I’m feeling sad a lot lately and I wanted to distract myself, so made a little chibi Viktor based on a sketch I made during class today. 

On Instagram

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Injured/Injury Starters

Injured

“Oh shit, are you alright?”

“Dude, I don’t think you’re alright.”

“Blood’s not supposed to be coming from there…”

“That looks broken.”

“Can you move your __?” 

“Are you okay?”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Who did this?”

“Did you do this to yourself?”

“How did this happen?”

“We need to get you to a hospital.”

“Do you need to go to a hospital?”

“That’s not supposed to bend that way.”

“Do you want me to look at it?”

“Don’t move, you’ll make it worse!”

“Stop moving!”

“There’s so much blood.”

“I’ll see if I have a first aid kit.”

“Just… Stay here and I’ll get help.”

“How did you even do this?”

“This happened in a fight?”

“Walk it off.”

“It’s not that bad.” 

“I think you need stitches.”

“You dumbass.” 

Injury

“I think I hurt myself.”

“I can’t feel my __.”

“I think my __ is broken.”

“Shit, that hurts to move.”

“I don’t think I can get up.”

“I’m going to try to get up.”

“Can you go get help?” 

“I need help.”

“I think I’m going to pass out.”

“I don’t think there’s supposed to be that much blood.”

“It’s not that bad.”

“I got [shot, stabbed, etc].”

“I can’t walk.”

“I don’t think I need to go to a hospital.”

“I think I need to go to the hospital.”

“Stop laughing, this hurts.”

“My last words better not be stupid.”

“That was a dumb idea.”

“Shit, that burns.”

“I’m fine… really.”

“Damn, I can’t get the bleeding to stop.”

“I got into a fight…”

“I feel lightheaded.”

“It hurts to move.”

“Can you look at it for me?” 

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Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”