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tonight's the first night of chanukah where's that pic of the guy smoking a joint shaped like a menorah

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My conduct this year landed me on Santa Claus's fabled and controversial "Kill-at-all-Costs" List. Turns out the reason the big man and his people don't exercise that option more often is that they really aren't good at following through on it. Well outside their core competency. He's delegated to the elves, and they've got this ingrained assembly-line mindset that doesn't translate at all to the adaptable and fluid mindset needed for siege breaking. They just haven't adjusted their playbook at all from when they're doing rote deliveries. Armed Elves have been rappelling down my chimney one at a time into the roaring fire I've kept going nonstop for the last week. They haven't even thought to try my front door yet. Whole house smells like peppermint, which it turns out is what burnt elf meat smells like. Thought I was being super clever putting cyanide-laced almond milk out with the cookies as a last line of defense, but none of them have made it even the scant few feet to the side table where that's sitting. At the rate things are going the real danger is that I'm gonna forget what I did with that and accidentally drink it myself while I'm watching the show

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sister amalie

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imagine two gnome movers carrying a giant strawberry out to a truck. whimsical scene, huh? well this was during the gnome recession. not so funny or charming any more is it

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To them, these countries are Reddit countries

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Earth To Albatross 🌎📡🪽(a short about making art.)

(youtube)

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four things every girl wants to hear:

I know the real you is in there!

you need to fight it!

please! don't you recognize me?

you would have never wanted this!!

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Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

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people who let me wake up to this get a special place in heaven. firefly_fox how does it feel to hold my life in ur hands....

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What Mo(u)rning Feels Like, Houston Cofield

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Still can't get over the fact that Toby Fox dreamed up a game ending, but he decided he wanted to make something a little less ambitious first, so instead he made the most influential indie game of all time

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she's a wolf. she's a stray mutt. she's a goddess. she digs up your turnips. she is literally The Sun. she likes boobs. she is herself reincarnated. she is judging you. she ate your lunch. she is blessing you. she is howling. she is feeding your cat. she is shredding demons. she is taking a nap. she sprouts flowers in her wake. she will smack you with a tree. she wields the elements with a paintbrush. she glows. she's a menace. she fished the moon out of a lake. she revitalized your crops. she's headbutting you. she's feeding the birds. she's beautiful and she is fresh out of retirement

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Ōkami prototype A (2004) | Ōkami Sequel (2024)

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Were they ever really that different?

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pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear