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i have a custom shep! i just call her Andro, short for Andromeda and she floats around in my head and i have NOTTT drawn shit for her (too busy with college work </3) but i love her she’s from my first playthrough

it's so hard out here for custom shep havers. there should be a community or something

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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realistically could a hanar sit in a loaf position like a cat??? how do they sit?? do they just retract their legs and sit as a blob??

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replaying mass effect and this really is just garrus' me2 plotline huh

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“i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay??? i’m commander shepard??? and this is my favorite store on the citadel????

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“I’m sad Hanar can’t wear sweaters.”

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Shepard, tired from brokering peace between salarian, turian and krogan: I need someone to take me out

Garrus, looking up from calibrations: Like on a date or with a sniper gun?

Shepard: surprise me.

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yk she never got her license

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I would like to think that when garrus is confused about something he would go to joker, and ask him about the weird things shepard does as a human, and then joker would be like yeah nah that's just the commander she's fucking insane

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the Arrival DLC is so funny because Hackett is like “hey Shepard I know you’ve been given all these insanely dangerous tasks so I’m just going to ask you to do a really easy, really simple one. I just need you to go grab someone. Routine op, in and out. Nothing dramatic.” And then you end up blowing up an entire goddamn solar system and killing billions of people

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alternatively: if the council weren’t fucking nards

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ilysm boy loser garrus vakarian

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amazing

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amazing

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post mass effect 3 shakarian living in andersons apartment together SIDBEJEVEI

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it is so funny to me that garrus vakarian canonically loves EDM. like he literally should have been at the club