legendsofduskwood

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MC: Not gonna lie, i'm kind of afraid of Lilly...

Jake: As you should be.

MC: No, for real, she's kind of-

Hannah: As. You. Should. Be

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Jake: Are we still on for tomorrow?

MC: ...you mean our wedding?

Jake: Just making sure

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Dan: It was lit!

Jake: The place was lit up?

MC: No, it was LIT!

Jake: There was a fire!?

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Richy, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken, I was thinking of going back to school and starting a career!

Alfie, in a low voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie!. You're staying home and having my kids.

Jessy: ...what are you two doing?

Richy: Playing systematic oppression!

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Dan: Oh, so now i'm supposed to do anything Jake does? What if he jumps off a cliff!?

MC: If Jake were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Jake jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Dan: You jump off a cliff!

MC: Gladly. Provided Jake did so first.

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MC: You have to apologize to Jake.

Dan: Fine.

Dan: Unfuck you, or whatever.

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Jessy: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Richy: My record is four but I think I can do it!

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Jake: I brushed my teeth with toothpaste that's making everything taste far too effervescent.

MC: I am constantly looking up words you say to figure out what they mean.

Jake: Teeth are the sharp things in your mouth, toothpaste helps keep them clean and shiny.

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Dan: Are you crying?

Cleo, sobbing: This book is so sad!

Dan:

Dan:...that is a cookbook?

Cleo, sobbing harder: The recipes suck!

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Lilly: Hey, Jake, could I get some dating advice?

Jake: Lilly, just because I got with MC doesn't mean I know HOW I did it

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MWAF: I'm going to kill all of you!

MC: Wait, let me ask Jake.

MWAF: What? No, that's not how-

MC: He said no, sorry

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Cleo: I can't lose you.

Cleo: *to

Dan: Aw, that's sweet.

Dan: Don't worry, i'll be fine

Cleo: No.

Cleo: I can't lose TO you

Dan: Too late!

Dan: No take-backsies

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MC: As far as plans go, this is not a good one.

Lilly: MC, this was YOUR plan.

MC: I didn't think you would say yes!

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Dan, texting Cleo: A theif

Cleo: Thief?

Dan: Theif.

Cleo: It's I before E except after C

Dan: Thceif.

Cleo: No

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MC: Hey guys, how's the bonding time going?

Dan: You're the worst!

Jake: You sicken me.

MC: I see...

Dan: I hope Hot Topic goes bankrupt!

Jake: You take that back!

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MC: Do you have a crush on me?

Jake: No.

MC: What if I started dating Phil?

Jake: What if I break his face?

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Lilly: Stand up straight.

Jake: I'd rather stand bi.