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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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I recently got in touch with a palestinian family in need of €30,000 to evacuate. They've only just begun raising funds, and as of 12/5/2024 they've only managed to raise €500 of the total amount. Please contribute if you can, or reblog so others who are able to contribute can find this. Thank you.

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public service announcement

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is

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I’m A Lesbiab

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minecraft

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Ideal number of teeth?

as many as i can get my hands on

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When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

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this tweet haunts me

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors