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We have always existed, and we always will.

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starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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The term 'ship' is too vague. I don't think they should date i think they should be fucking regularly. I don't think they should date i think they should yearn for eachother endlessly but never have it be requited. I don't think they should date i think they should kiss one night and never talk about it again. I don't think they should date i think they should hate eachother so much that it turns into bottled up lust. I don't think they should date i think one of them should have a one-sided crush on the other. I don't think they should date i think they should have a situationship that ruins their lives. I don't think they should date i think they should stab eachother

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cant stop laughing at the fact that kavinsky is the world's first gay incel representation. oh you did a favor for your crush but he didnt wanna fuck you raw in return? obviously the natural response is to tweak out, put his brother in a car trunk and kill yourself with your fire dragon

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How to be heterosexual, by Kevin Day.

Obviously getting a tattoo of a chess piece may not set the manliest tone, especially if that piece is the queen. However, you can put this into a more hetero context by singing out things like 'Let Riko be King, and I will be Queen!', before flinging yourself dramatically across the bed in a drunken sprawl for your male roommates to gather round and admire. After all, you can't expect to be a beacon of heterosexuality if you don't encourage men to stare at you while you sleep.

Follow Kevin for more tips including totally hetero uses of the word 'submit' in professional negotiations with that guy you like.

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Possibly unpopular opinion but I think Aaron gets too much hate

My literal favorite interaction in any of the books is the morning after Columbia when Neil throws a GLASS FULL OF WATER directly at Aaron’s head and Aaron COMPLETELY UNBOTHERED by this smacks it out of the air before it can hit him

Like girl please he invented the word cunt

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Possibly unpopular opinion but I think Aaron gets too much hate

My literal favorite interaction in any of the books is the morning after Columbia when Neil throws a GLASS FULL OF WATER directly at Aaron’s head and Aaron COMPLETELY UNBOTHERED by this smacks it out of the air before it can hit him

Like girl please he invented the word cunt

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oh i’m a dog. i’ve been someone’s lap dog and someone else’s guard dog, i be letting people just walk me around, oh, oh

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Kevin shows up to CA and is third wheeling and the lesbians are like. Damn. And Kevin’s like would u believe this is the second time this has happened to me. No matter where I go I am just accidentally getting ppl together. And they’re like pause. We have ppl who need a push. Are u willing to be a fourth wheel this once

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I cannot fucking believe this was given to us.

Jean making the first size joke—Jeremy accidentally countering with a Big Dick reference that MAKES JEAN BITE HIS LIP.

“Say ’yes, Jeremy’.”

“Yes, Jeremy.”

FUCKKKKKKK

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theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

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neil's face softening in sleep as he lays on andrew's chest and andrew content to just watch him reblog if true 👍

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i like him and i want to be like him, my hands no longer an afterthought.

- little beast by richard siken

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“Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck.”

Sculpture by Erik Christianson.