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For added chaos, Wally West could be female in the MCU, and have Wally be Peter's mother.

The Bats get a hold of Spider-Man's DNA, they find out he is somehow the son of Dick and his MALE best friend, so of course he must be a genetically engineered experiment who either escaped his creators and they need to help him ASAP, or he was released to gain their attention and earn their trust for possibly nefarious purposes.

I did a little looking into parental genetics, and guess what?

A set of parents with Black hair and Blue eyes, and Red hair and Green eyes, CAN HAVE A BROWN HAIRED AND BROWN EYED CHILD!!!

You heard me right.

Dick and Babs or Dick and Kor'i can both be canonical pairings for Peter's Parents in the DC universe.

I personally like Dick and Kor'i for Peter's parents better, not for a lack of a love for Babs, Babs and Dick are my favorite DC Pairing. But more for the fact that Mary and Kor'i sound similar enough phonetically that anyone slipping up and accidentally calling her Kor'i in her civilian identity could easily pass it off as just slurring the name Mary a bit. And the fact that Richard and Mary Parker both worked for S.H.I.E.L.D. in the Comics, and their Plane crash death always sounding like a Government made cover story for an agent dying on a secret mission, well...

Richard Parker and Mary Parker were Government funded Heroes in the Marvel Universe, under the codenames of Nightwing and Starfire, and were killed on a mission, orphaning their son Peter with his Aunt and Uncle, May Parker, and Jason "Ben" Parker. For MCU Continuity, they could have been members of the First Avengers Initiative Team, one that existed in the early 90's, who was shut down in the late 90's after members of the team died in a tragic mission, and that would be why the Initiative was Shut down before The start of the MCU with Nick Fury trying to revive it. And that's why Nick (and Talos) knew who Peter Parker was and trusted him with Mysterio First. Not just because he's Spider-Man or was in the Area, but because Both of his parents were founders of the FIRST Avengers team.

That's my personal Headcanon at least.

But I also love Babs being being Mary, because that totally recontextualizes all of the starts to Peter in Gotham Fics as a Mother seeing her Teenage Son (who looks so much like his father it hurts, with the Lazarus Pit-ification of his eyes to green really showing how much his eyes are shaped after his mother's) for the first time, usually looking Homeless, injured, starving, and traumatized, all wrapped up in whatever random clothes he could snatch up from his surroundings to pass off as normal looking. And she just has to have a silent crying breakdown as she knows that's her son, even if she hadn't birthed him yet (or maybe she thinks the memory of her being pregnant was erased from her memory? She doesn't know what to think anymore!) but a mother can always recognize her baby. And he just looks so Hurt and all she can do is cry and try to get concrete proof that he's her son in the short time he's in her library, while ALSO calling over Dick to ask if he knew they had a kid together.

I think I just made myself cry, brb...

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Part 1 is the ask at the very top. The paragraphs that say part 1 and part 2 are the prompt. After the line of dots is the actual story

Part 1 Alya Salt post due to alya running after akumia battles and into battles. Ladybug has enough to worry about than saveing her so called bestie. But when she brings Chris abd the twins to a battle. Cause she couldnt drop them off with Marinette. Nino doesnt know that she is just dropping them off without asking. He and his folk think that ut has been arraged that Marinette will watch them while he and alya go out.

Part 2 Nino breaks up with her over the fact she took his brother to case an akuma and doesn't get the fact even if ladybug fixes everything it still isn't okay. Marinette as Ladybug, gives and talks to Alya saying they have a talk with Alya. She doesn’t like the fact she will case a battle but draws a line at putting children in harms way. Alya blames Marinette says she was to watch the, kids but wasn't home.

Marinette was growing tired of Alya’s antics. She didn’t mind watching the twins and Chris from time to time. But lately, Alya had been dropping them off constantly and without any warning. She wanted to go on dates with Nino and couldn’t watch the kids. Marinette tried being a supportive friend and watch the kids, but it was growing old fast. And that isn’t the only thing Alya had been doing. She had also been going to all the akuma battles and filming them for the blog. It was making Marinette’s job harder because she had to constantly stop the fight to rescue Alya. But Marinette put up with it. But then Alya went to far.

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Marinette was fighting an akuma, when she noticed movement out of the corner of her eye. She saw Alya, which is nothing new. What was bad was she had the twins and Chris with her! Chunks of debris went flying towards the group. Marinette rushed over and shielded them as best as she could. Some debris still hit Chris and Alya. They weren’t seriously hurt, but there were some cuts and scrapes. Marinette gathered the group as best she could and brought them as far as she could from the fight. 

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When they landed on a roof, Marinette wheeled on Alya. “What on earth were you thinking!? How could you bring them to a fight that you had no business being at to begin with!?” Alya looked genuinely surprised that her idol was yelling at her. “Well, I normally drop them off with my friend when I need to do something, but she wasn’t home and wasn’t answering her phone. She completely bailed on me. If she had just been at home, I could have left the kids there. Its her fault they are here. But I didn’t think it was that bad, since you would be able to fix everything when it was done. No harm done!” Marinette couldn’t believe what she heard. “Even when I fix things, the memories are still there. What if they had serious trauma from this Alya? And your friend didn’t bail on you, you were planning on just dumping the kids on her. If you don’t discuss in advance, it isn’t bailing, it is just being unavailable.” Alya stood in shock of being reprimanded. What she didn’t realize is that she was still livestreaming.  

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Nino had turned on the Ladyblog livestream as soon as it appeared, wanting to support his girlfriend. He never expected to see Chris and the twins standing on the battle field. He watched in horror as debris came flying at them. He was thankful to Ladybug for protecting them and furious when he saw that Chris was bleeding. And when he heard everything that Alya said, he was even more furious. She had just been dropping them with Marinette? He had thought this was an agreed arrangement, but it sounded like she had never discussed it with Marinette at all. He called his family after the fight was over, making sure that Chris was safe before anything else. 

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His family called Alya’s and told them what had been happening. They had no idea that Alya had been pushing her babysitting duties onto Marinette. They spoke with Marinette, who was now home from the fight, to find out what exactly had been happening. Normally, Marinette would try to cover for Alya, but Alya had pushed her to far with this latest stunt. She told them everything. That Alya had been dropping the kids off with her suddenly for several weeks. To say Alya’s parents were furious would be an understatement. She was immediately grounded and her technology was taken from her.

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When she went to school the next day, Nino pulled her aside and broke up with her. “What you did was not cool at all Alya. You’ve been making Marinette cover for you without warning and you put the twins and my brother in danger. I can’t be with you anymore.” Alya was shocked and stood as her life crumbled around her. She continued to try and blame Marinette for what had happened, but was quickly shut down every time. She truly didn’t see what she had done wrong. Ladybug would be able to fix any injuries. She just didn’t get it. What had she done so wrong?

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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DON’T FORGET 3.OCT.11

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All I can picture is the bat boys going "who's a good boy" to Bruce at any given opportunity now.

Dick, in Nightwing regalia trying to win a bet: So, what're your opinions on Batman?

Peter, unaware Batman is listening through the comms: Well, bats are basically sky-puppies, and he evidently is a good person, so it's logical to assume he's like a sky-puppy-man, ya feel?

Dick, appropriately stunned into silence:

Everyone on the comm line loosing their shit:

Bruce, unsure if he's offended or flattered:

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Plastic

I need four random words. Someone give me a random word.

@anastasian-dreamer

@anastasian-dreamer

Random word

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So as much as I love the fact that Buck chose his career because of a movie, imagine if he had seen a different movie earlier in life.

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Are you okay?

I can’t do this anymore.

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IT IS MOON DAY AND A FULL MOON, WHAT A TIME!!!

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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Seriously, when did a half-hearted apology become redemption in the media? I don't think people know what the word means anymore.

I thought you said you won't make Chloe redemption

In what way is she redeemed?

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:

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The Good Shit™️ from the sounds of it

I found a note filled with Not Sober ideas from last night and three of them include Izuku have weird ass powers, two are DCxDP and one is a MHA/BG3 crossover while another two are Dragon Age/MHA crossovers.

What was I on last night?

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Reblog if you love AO3 and appreciate their volunteers who are working harder than God, fighting battle after battle, making sure the place that is a safe space for every fandom is staying up and running for all of us

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Fridge/pantry. I love to cook but do you know how many times I thought I had enough of something, only to find out when I need it that I ran out past week?

(inspired by this one for the sake of full transparency)

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Totally worth working a work even today, so beautiful in person! (Sorry for shifty picture)

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I don't appreciate being called out like this.

@whatisreggieshortfor how bout you?