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You are the weakest mage of your academy, so weak that you even fail to summon a familiar. After another dreamed discussion with the goddess of magic, you’re surprised to find a tiny dragon curled up on your chest in the morning.

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A witch cursed you with eternal happiness. You initially thought that she must have misspoken until you learn that your spouse, the love of your life, has died and it makes you feel happy.

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society is actually wrong. u can like poem and talk about it to ur friends

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Melanie King s3 alternative ending

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I was getting arranged married to Jesus Christ on the beach. I was super upset, but my family kept telling me that I didn't have a choice. I'm a Buddhist lesbian...

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john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

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they're making everyone chinese in the whole world

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The gay movement went and demonstrated [...] at the American Psychiatric convention because in their workbook [...] homosexuality was listed as a disease [...]. And these guys had signs saying "Heterosexuality can be cured" [...]. There was this great militant confrontation and that year the psychiatrists turned around and deleted homosexuality [...] from their list of diseases. I thought it was just weird! I said: "Wait a minute, what's so scientific about that conclusion? You just did it because some gays came in and kicked your ass and made you do it". So it wasn't scientific when they called them sick and it's not scientific when they don't call them sick. It was a political struggle of people fighting for the democratic rights which changed the mind of these "scientists".

Michael Parenti, The Political Economy of Gender Oppression.

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william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree

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5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/

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so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

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@ straight people:

Honestly what the fuck