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LEAKED MORNING ROUTINE:

-i need to be held

-i’m fine

-i’m beyond saving

-we’re back

-it’s over

-swag city

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"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

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gonna be honest yall, I thought we left identity politics back in like 2018. does it really need to be stated AGAIN that people can do horrible things, and their identity in any shape or form does not excuse those actions? we can't be using someone's gender or sexuality as a shield here, that's setting a precedent for others to weaponize their identity to harm people and get away with it. geez, it feels like I'm going back in time to my early days on tumblr...

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oh so you’re evil? Name every resident.

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blocked someone for having "strong opinions" on how much they hate tofu . she isnt a joke to me thats my fucking wife youre talking about

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*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inheritly selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

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weirdly enchanted by this

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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

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when I’m standing near someone I’ll get this weird urge to scoop them up bridal style and I won’t generally act on it of course but what’s going on here. why does this happen

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x / raymond carver

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understanding taxonomy is so funny to me, cause now i see this and go

ah yes, two reptiles

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My mom: “my sweet, it’s time to go to bed”

Me (27): “okay mom, just one more video”

Mom: “fine… but only one, it’s late” (9pm)

Me: *sneakily laughing* “yeah, right… only one” ;)

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who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house

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do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways