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I'm bored so I'll horribly describe every Zelda game with as few words as possible:

Here's a sword, kill a beast.

Neat Tattoo, wake that girl up.

I dyed my hair, and my uncle died :(.

Never go sailing kids.

Tree lore-dump, neat tunes + you're adopted lol.

Lost kid gets asked to return a mask, gets traumatized.

We're both about time travel l, but one really loves seasons.

Mitosis: the videogame (purple is gae).

Kid's sister gets kidnapped on his birthday, gets neat dorito as consolation.

Mitosis 2: the videogame.

Duck hat + u small.

Goth cowboy combo.

DS WW.

Thomas the Tank Engine.

Don't forget to charge your batteries kids + plumpy lips.

Hot topic Princess knockoff gets artsy.

Mitosis 3: homophobic edition (R.I.P. Purple).

Amnesiac twink gets tablet, kills satan.

Would you still love me if I was a worm?.

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Sleeping Hero 🌙🗡️

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He’s small your honor

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ITS TIMEEEEE

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she's everything. he's just a footsoldier.

ocs from left to right: aubri and [LOUD CUCCO SQUAWK]

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Reblog if you like the ravioli ship; I’m trying to see something.

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I think I can post this now?

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Can’t believe Misko stole all Link’s armor so he’d have to track it down again 😤

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Social Butterfly

Sometimes I just want to touch on the fact that Legend is not, in fact, the worst possible human being

He has friends

He has so many friends!

"No, Time, don't shoot that Dodongo! No, yeah, that's my old friend Demitri! He totally is chill and won't keep attacking if you stop hitting him, guys. Wait you want proof? Okay! Hey, Dimitri! It's Link! Yeah, see? Told you!"

Or you know, there's also Ricky and Moosh. Twilight is over here complaining about Wild's choice in steeds and Legend is sitting there wondering if now would be a bad time to mention that he got carried around in a murder-rabbit's front pocket, or that yeah, he's ridden bears too, but his flies.

Oh, the robbers who are holding them up on the road? The other heroes are all preparing for a beat down but Legend just groans and starts chewing out Ghanti because, seriously girl? You've filled the quota for how many times you can rob me this year! Find another sucker!

And when they run into the actual goddesses? Legend greets them all so chill, just a "hey, Din! Long time no see, how's things with the circus troupe? Nayru, how's Ralph doing? Did he finally master a spin attack or is he still struggling with that? No? Aw well, sucks to be him! And hey, Farore! Yeah, I'm going okay, how are you?"

Meanwhile the other heroes are just...okay, yeah, this is happening. Legend's friends with the goddesses and some strange animals. But then there's the witch girl who keeps running into them, seemingly targeting Legend? And every sage seems to know this guy, but there's like.....14 of them? And no matter where they go, it's just like "Hey, Vasu! Got any bigger ring boxes in? No. Aw well, I have some duplicates to trade." The librarian? The random seed farmers? The village mayors? The soldiers?

Legend knows literally everyone. The heroes can't even keep track of the names but they still keep coming. Legend finally starts telling stories of his adventures and the amount of people he names is just confusing. "No, no, Syrup is the old witch and Irene is her granddaughter." "Who's Rosa? Oh, she's a pop-star I dated this one time." "Raven? Oh, well, he's sort of a hero but not a chosen hero and he looks like Time but minus a decade and most of the trauma. Also he's my ancestor. Anyways..."

He just...knows everyone.

No one is sure how to reconcile the wary and guarded hero they know with the apparent social butterfly he just has to be to know all these people!

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I drew this last year when those “draw your babygirl like this” things were going around

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Nintendo just makes so many men with slutty waists and you know what? Good for us.