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i hate these stupid ass allergies, its 5 am and i cant sleep bc my nose is clogged all the way up

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Breaking: Living in Texas has turned this sad little Spanish man into Jinx Arcane. Sad!

Yes this is a Texas Chainsaw Massacre OC. Yes the pose is traced from Arcane. Yes I drew the hair and the face. Yes I do want a McFlurry please get me the M&Ms one.

This is slightly inspired more by the alternate Pip which is the 2006 one...OG 70's Pip is like "Lalala whimsy!" and 2006 Pip is like "Yeah...I wanna kill a mfer...and I did...I will again..."

im normal the election of the annoying orange didn't make me focus more on my self inserts and ocs i swear

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please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later

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saw a post recently that went smth like this. if u see it pls tag the person i wanna credit them

OKOK THE OG POST IS THIS

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no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved

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“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

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btw now is the best time to keep boycotting. the israeli economy has never been weaker. don't stop the protests or the demands for divestment. keep supporting organisations like the Hind Rajab Foundation and the Accountability Archive. ofc don't stop boosting and donating to Palestinians as Gaza is still uninhabitable.

enjoy this moment but the work has not ended

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I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this

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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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The fact that “Elon musk does two Nazi salutes” isn’t blowing up my push notifications is the best example I could possibly give of the media’s failure to do fucking anything

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we should hype up bottom surgery more i think. both twitter transphobes and chronically online trans people really like to be disgusted at phalloplasty, vaginoplasty, ext. and i really think we should treat them as cool and sexy and neutral like top surgery scars or whatever

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If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point

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Do not let them erase this. Do not let them tell you he meant "my heart goes out for you."

This man is the grandson of a Canadian Nazi sympathizer who moved to South Africa BECAUSE he thought the apartheid was just the coolest.

He has a gaggle of kids specifically because he believes his genes are superior and need to be spread to improve humanity.

He has thrown his support behind the neonazi party in Germany and the far right party in the UK, not to mention how far he's wormed up the ass of the Republican party.

He threw two sieg heil salutes back to back at the inauguration of the president of the United States and is trying to scrub the evidence off the internet.

Elon Reeve Musk is a fucking Nazi.

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A bit of a pallet cleanser for everyone.