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Megalopyges are cute but beware, they are danger boys as well

(Florida, 12/27/18)

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Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.

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dont talk to me if you don’t know that this, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed! It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb! That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means: Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton’s First Law?

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

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im sohappy i fopund the original vieo holy shit

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when i tell you i had an aneurysm

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oh, yeah, I think I see your problem. your last general contractor, allistic? yeah, we see that all the time. alright, I'll get a few of my girls down here tomorrow, ones obsessed with locks and security, the other can't stand uneven things, and the third loves water systems. they'll get you sorted.

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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This is so funny I don’t even care for baseball but this is great

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i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me

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I know I've said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood's performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means "wise by experience", hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it's a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few

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A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.

(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)

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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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fuck it. whatever. third best of twitter dump because i genuinely cannot believe this is still going on. why the hell is bbno$ driving the bus btw

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