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augh but the way tommy's video is clearly parodying wilbur soot's music videos - "internet" in the song title, retro camcorder 4:3 video format, the part where all the text appears was of tommy walking down a subway - while the lyrics are all thinly veiled jabs at wilbur ("left wing sexist", "just cause you got bullied doesnt mean you can take it out on all of us") and then this shows up
just. fuck, man.
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What if abilities changed the appearance of a Pokemon?
I had a sudden urge to draw Ninetales so here you go, the regular Ninetales! Kinda recycling the idea I had with Rapidash - but it's fun to draw and also interesting to see how the same concept works on different Pokémon.
Other Ability Forms posts!
Find me and my art elsewhere!
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some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G I N T E N S E W O R D S L I K E T H I S
perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle !
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile.
mahogany
*sweats nervously*
same.
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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An incomplete taxonomy of esoteric texts:
This text is discussing esoteric subject matter
This text is being deliberately obscure because its author knows they don't have a coherent thesis and they're blowing smoke
This text is written in earnest, but its author has very poor communication skills
This text's translator has misunderstood something that was meant completely literally as a complex metaphor
This text is actually perfectly straightforward in its native language, but every available translation fucking sucks
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It's cool that I have to spend about 8 hours a month dealing with a company that Hates Getting Paid More Than Anything in the world. I call and call and they suck in air through their teeth and go "Idk... you wanna PAY us? :/" like I'm offering them too good a deal. Like yes, we owe you money is why
You might be thinking, "Then don't pay them! Win win!" Except we keep buying from them and then later they're like "Whoa, wtf, you owe us money, we're not selling to you anymore" and then when I'm like "Okay, can we pay you, then?" They're like "Uhhh... PAY us? MONEY? :///" Incredible use of my time
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Magic isn’t actually a secret the wizards are trying to hide from you or anything. People just kept thinking they were like really good at slight of hand and at a certain point they stopped trying
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genuinely, i think watching live theatre can improve your media literacy so much
like people who look at doctor who and are like 'lol the effects are so rubbish'
maybe watch a stage play where there's no backdrops and half the characters are played by the same three guys in different hats and maybe you will calm down
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So. The end of Mumbo's recent vid had me thinkin.
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remember those who could not make it to today. honor their memory. live for them.
this year, more than ever. remember those who have perished. live for them. live for yourself. existence is resistance
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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg
"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"
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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
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Oh man you guys weren't kidding about the Twitter refugees with empty blogs. Spooky
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It's fascinating how a lot of Evangelical Christian anxiety about Satanism seems to be rooted in the unspoken idea that if the Devil gathers enough worship he'll depose God and become the new God, because that's not the party line in any major religion, but it is how it works in Dungeons & Dragons.
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