leftinalurch

[leftinalurch]

You're a peach uvu

I’ll have to dig it out, I’m still not fully unpacked. >.>; 

But I will leaf around in my trunks and find it for you! I will let you know as soon as I do. 

[leftinalurch]

I'm going to walk away before this gets too punful. 

I'll take you're book, though, thank you very much. :)

Don’t mock my pain. It makes me wheat tears of sorrow every time. 

[leftinalurch]

....

that is a very heartwarming story.

and butterwarming.

Because then your family comes in and are like ‘oh no are you cooking meth in here!?’ and you’re like ‘no the power is out and i want butter on my bread but its hard as a rock so I’m melting it!’ and they’re like ‘then why are you using a beaker!’ and you say ‘cause all the dishes are dirty!’ then they say ‘why are you holding it over a candle!’ and you groan and remind them ‘the power is out dear liza!’

…then you end up eating your bread with no butter for sassing everyone. ): 

[leftinalurch]

WHY NOT? That sounds cool!!

No way! It’s just how they do it in commercial kitchens! 

…but I would avoid melting butter over a bunsen burner. 

[leftinalurch]

My mom's gonna think I've gone mad scientist.

I’ve gotten better! D: …Nyx even lets me cook unsupervised.. sometimes…

Oh.. well still! I’d be happy to let you have the book! If you do ever get a scale.. 

[leftinalurch]

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....

I'm worried about you burning down a kitchen.....

And I don't have scales. 8(

…okay so here’s the deal. At my old school you could take culinary as an elective. I maybe stole a baking textbook. But the recipes are kinda useless without scales… oops…

#don't ask me to cook though #apparently peanut butter doesn't belong in everything#and turning the oven up higher doesn't make it cook faster #or make cookies crunchier#and apparently salt is an enhancer #like sprinkling #not dumping #who knew

[leftinalurch]

Can I just place an order for Johnny Mackenzie?

I couldn't manage to nab his soul, so he's not mine to sell. :(((((

[leftinalurch]

teenagedfeminist replied to your post: do you only sell peanut cookies? what about allergies?

I’ll trade you two whole cookie recipe for two whole dozen cookie.

tempting proposition. What've you got. 

[leftinalurch]

do you only sell peanut cookies? what about allergies?

NO WAY. One type of cookie would be BORING. When I launch a full cookie business, there'll be at least, like, 10 whole kinds of cookie. 

[leftinalurch]

DRAT. Foiled by rock n' roll once again. 

I'll get you next time, Rockstar. B(

HAH! I sold my soul long ago to rock n’ roll. B)

[leftinalurch]

Hello, I'd like to place an order for 10 dozen Emm cookies featuring Johnny Mackenzie

Sadly they are still but a dream on the distant horizon. :,(

[leftinalurch]

"For Now" 

Until I come to collect your soul. >8)

GEEZ… :)

Wait, what do you mean “for now”. B( I don’t have any money.

[leftinalurch]

No Problem, sir. Your lovely smile is reward enough. 

for now.

!!!!

I…don’t even know what to say, I didn’t think you’d actually DO IT. Oh man…hahaha

Looks AWESOME 8)

[leftinalurch]

............

UH.

HERE.

I'll call them Jammin' Johnnies

Okay I’m here I’m back where’s the cookie.

[leftinalurch]

OH MAN NO! I HATE commercial failure!! 8((

Baby come back. I'll name a cookie after you. 

WELL THEN. Say goodbye to your poster boy…I hope you like COMMERCIAL FAILURE!!!

[leftinalurch]

nuh-uh. >:T

-GASP-

You take that back.

[leftinalurch]

Uh, more like Rocky the Fatstar. 

EAT THEM!!! DUH