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"missed all of your vital organs" is such a scathing injury report if that happened to me i would never let the person who maimed me live it down. you had a 1 in 7 chance and more than 50% of my body's surface area to target and you fucking blew it. cope and seethe over my unperforated heart, lungs, brain, liver, kidneys, pancreas, small intestine and large intestine you fucking idiot. you incompetent fool.
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Officially a dad.
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Sometimes I'll be trying to fall asleep and "smork alam" will just pop into my head and I start giggling.
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Happy Father's Day! 2022 is the year of psychic kids and their dads
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Eruri sketch dump
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Levi, if you have time, there is an urgent matter I need to discuss with you.
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as erratic but as inevitable as the weather
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#i was full on sobbing at 4am reading this!!!#heart broke at 4 in the morning!!!!!!!#tgcf spoilers#tgcf
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“That person saw me at my worst,” Hua Cheng said.
“Then I’m very envious of that,” Xie Lian replied. Hearing him say so, Hua Cheng gazed over. “There was also a period of time in my life that wasn’t easy, and during that time, I’d constantly think: if someone should witness the version of me who rolled in dirt and couldn’t get up, but could still love me for who I was, it’d be great. Still, I don’t know if there’s anyone like that, and I daren’t show that part of my past to anyone, either. But, if it’s someone San Lang yearns for, I think even if they saw you at your worst, they wouldn’t say something like, ‘ah, you’re not so great after all’.”
His face grew solemn. “To me, the one basking in infinite glory is you; the one fallen from grace is also you. What matters is you, and not the state of you.”
天官賜福 Heaven Official’s Blessing by 墨香銅臭 Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (translated by Suika)
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tgcf was like, “only after having met you did I rediscover that it’s such a simple thing to be happy” and “to me, the one basking in infinite glory is you; the one fallen from grace is also you. what matters is you, and not the state of you” and “there’s no banquet in the world that doesn’t come to an end, so I’ll say what I want to say” and “to watch with your own eyes your beloved be trampled and ridiculed while unable to do anything - that’s the worst suffering in the world” and then expects u to not go insane
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The famous Bridal Sedan scene 🦋 Xie Lian being rescued by a mysterious stranger | Heaven Official’s Blessing Ep.02
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Damn Xie Lian you really just set his house on fire and fucked off didn't you
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that bit in tgcf novel murder fetus arc where sqx is trying to defend xl and her defence is just "my lord this here is a 800 year old virgin he never even held hands with someone"
xl: *is thinking of how he held hands with hc* um
sqx: okay bar set too low he never even kissed someone
xl: *is thinking of how hc kissed him* *blushing* ummmmm
sqx: DUDE.
like this scene really happened. djsnsnsmsmsm disaster.
my man out there never kissed someone or held hands with for 800 years and as soon as one dedicated simp appears he's done it
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