leelovessharks

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heyyy so its cool you have a girlfriend heleny or whatever. i'll totally reintegrate btw and she can sit in the cuck chair if you want. why are you locking me out of the body. hello. hello

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Found that over at mastodon

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i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7

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my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks

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I love watching movie credits like whoa all these people worked on this movie. And not one of them at any of point was like whoa don't you think this movie is perhaps too dark and you can't see shit?

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This is the best email I’ve gotten all year

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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

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pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

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it’s amazing the entire dashboard is just old things. shakespeare. arthuriana. gargantua. the epic of gilgamesh. the brothers karamazov. beowulf. wuthering heights. medieval mystics. dracula novel discourse. lawrence of arabia 1962. al pacino. die girlies auf tumblr are thriving and having a ball going about as if media stopped happening post 2010

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a post about when someone tags someone else on your post

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yak scared of pumpkin not clickbait

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Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "spirits o' field and vineyard" or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn't even sing his praises, that's what a joyous time this is. And here I've just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard "power word: dessert" two groups over. I gotta get over there.

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My dad is such a dungeon meshihead now it's epic

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