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end me

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I made a quiz that’ll tell you what kind of gay cowboy you are

why? because i think its funny

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Dude. No shit.

Every Loki stans been convinced he’s still alive since Thor: Into the Dark World.

This ain’t news.

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Thor: *sees you and Loki holding hands* ahhh so who confessed first?

Loki: *smiles proud* well I did brother, I made sure it was short and sweet

You: you yelled “listen here you little shit I have feelings for you and it’s about time you acknowledge them”…from the roof

Loki: it worked though

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“You stupid peanut” sksksk😂

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Peter: is it okay if I swear?

Loki: yes peter, I will allow you to swear

Peter: F

Loki: go on

Peter: I’m nervous

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I mean at least Marvel’s continuing their trend of introducing disturbingly hot villains in every single movie who make you question whether your morals even exist anymore amirite

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Guys we should be extra careful now

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MOOD

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Overboard Encounter~

As was hotly requested - a redemptive sequel to Under the Surface, for all the shark lovers out there.

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Fantasy au ♡

This is just a short (maybe a bit cliche) Fantasy Ironstrange AU where they meet as kids became friends lose each other out of sight and then accidentally got married.

I hope this makes sense I kinda drew this in one go and it may be that I forgot some or a lot of plot points😅

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FUCK AHAHAHHA

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the end of The Big Short isn’t fucking around

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a fun fact: there is ‘a pornographic biography’ of aaron burr - which was published anonymously in 1861

and yes, it gets pretty graphic

“Burr put his arm around her waist, and pressing her to his throbbing heart, applied his lips to those ivory globes which rounded up over her dress, almost to the nipples. The effect of this was instantly apparent. The warm-hearted girl sighed heavily, there was a choking sensation in her throat, and her large dark eyes were rolled up in her head with such a softness in their expression, that Burr must have been more or less than man, not to have desired a more intimate acquaintance with her. […] Burr threw up her clothes, and revealed such charms as seldom have been exposed to the light of the sun. The smooth, round belly, the voluminous yet compact thighs, the robust calf, and small foot and ankle, the satin smoothness of the skin, and other graces not to be mentioned, but whose pouting and moist freshness betokened a guarded virginity, which, however, longed for the pressure of manhood, all these so fired him with passion, that he had scarcely the necessary patience to prepare himself for the amorous encounter.”

so . vintage burr porn

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“Those gentlemen are either the bravest men I have ever had in my ranks, or the dumbest.”

— George Washington (about Hamilton/Lafayette/Laurens/Mulligan)

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Lafayette: You guys c’mon! We can do it! It’s AmeriCAN not AmeriCAN’T.

Burr:

Burr: Dude, you’re French.