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all these unfunny jokes about how german is such a hard and awful language >:(

well, can your language do this?

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they need to make an emoji that's the 🤨 emoji but with sunglasses

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i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

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in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

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being completely and utterly normal about the bombshell that just dropped

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james is always one motto away

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Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

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The voice in your head can’t change volume, so you can’t annoy mindreaders by yelling.

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Pls reblog if u vote :)

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Anything to do with Croatia ever: *happens*

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@one-time-i-dreamt

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

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some of you guys have GOT to remember about fun

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Scooby-doo is not a hard concept.

1. Four teenagers.

2. They are friends that deeply care for each other.

3. They solve mysteries.

4. THERE’S A TALKING DOG.