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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

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This is the Lunar New Year Tiktaalik of luck, you don't have to do anything to this post to receive luck, this is because Tiktaalik loves you.

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jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.

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a long time ago i watched a tik tok from an older trans woman, in her 60’s or 70’s. someone had commented on another video of hers asking “why don’t we ever see trans men from your generation? why aren’t they involved in activism?” and her response was “because a lot of them died.” she told stories abt the trans men she knew who committed suicide rather than be married off and forced to live as a woman, or died from medical neglect or botched abortions. “they would be here if they could, but they can’t because the world failed them.”

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big if true

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this man has never met an alien he couldn’t parent

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i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

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Especially Tim. Barbara at least had the excuse of traumatizing parental death, Tim's backstory? "I went to the circus once when I was three. Also my parents should prbly have gotten a divorce. I attended a lot of boarding schools."

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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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wally: due to personal reasons, i will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

conner: did dick say 'i love you' and you said 'thanks'?

wally: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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someone save him nooo!!!😞

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Mumbo Jumbo art dump for hose Mumbo enjoyers