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Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

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types of guns rated by their names

machine gun- 0/10. all guns are

shotgun- 0/10. all guns do

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

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just cast the fire spell. dip shit

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hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

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women & bitches love my cavern

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traditionally, when the plastic serving tray isnt available, many Americans will flatten and smooth out the brown paper McDonald's bag where they will place the french fries in a pile and dedicate a separate area of the bag to a serving or two of ketchup. Often times this method of serving McDonald's fries is communal, especially when enjoyed by family groups or bonded American pairs (see: dating). However, if the burger is served in a cardboard clamshell, many Americans can be seen using the top of the clamshell as a dedicated ketchup receptacle for nuggets and fries. There does exist a small, often alienated population, who will drizzle the ketchup directly on top of the french fries. But this is often considered taboo and poor form due to convivence and the uneven distribution of ketchup.

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I love it when the CEO is in stuff

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It’s okay… They only bite a lil’ 😂✨🫣

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This will be my first art post, I’m trying to grow my art account. Feel free to follow and share for love support 🙈🤍

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so many snow animals are just white puff with dot eyes. amazing design

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

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a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind