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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully
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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)
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So I wanted to try and draw at least one bigger thing a month this year. (Technically only a day late) If I ever work with a rainbow palette again I might combust but I do love her
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Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"
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bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music
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"when I was younger" bro everything you've ever done happened when you were younger dipshit
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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.
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The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.
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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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