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a lot of people who want to see your side profile will ask you to drive them somewhere and then tell you to "look at the road" but you need to remember not to fall for this

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hey . are you using that boy for anything or can i borrow it

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laughed myself sick last nioght imaging lotr gollum having a blog where he just talks normally while also signing all his posts in beautiful cursive for some reason. like this:

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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

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on se reverra, on se reverra. là où rien n'est plus rien

— vivre à en crever

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not my island, not my yoshis

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i got wicked torn up bad & ripped up bad by coyotes last night looking for gold outside on the ground

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cream cheese bagel ending explained

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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

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everyone wonders why trees are so big, but I know.

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when i was a kid i lost my retainer while swimming in the ocean because i saw a stingray and screamed too hard and it popped right out my mouth and i used to go to sleep at night imagining that it had landed in the mouth of a dolphin who now had beautiful straight human teeth

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who wants to go with me to the evil dead cabin dunkin

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Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom

Reblog if you think it's perfectly fine and maybe even great to put coins in the blender

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i really like in fiction when they're like oh no!!! the bad guys are about to win!!! and Character Who Keeps Trying To Sacrifice Themself For The Greater Good is like. gentlemen i have an idea

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i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

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The good that causes pain 🔥 Mozart l'Opéra Rock Artist: suray.art (Instagram) Reposted with permission 🫶

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finding enough plastic in human brains to make a spoon is certainly a shocking headline but I just don't have it in me to be shocked anymore. not only can I see the evidence of spoon brain all around me I can literally feel it in myself