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Shawn accepted the joint when it was offered, pleased surprise on his face. “Stu? Are you sure it’s any good?” Taking a long, hard hit, Shawn followed the direction with smoke rolling from his mouth, with no resistance whatsoever except to half-heartedly complain, “I thought you were gonna take me home so I could finish my essay.” He took another hit, this one smaller (a bad idea regardless for a lightweight) and passed it back to Billy, settled contentedly against him.

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Billy took a long drag off the joint between his fingers, his free arm hanging out the window of his truck. He blew out a thick cloud of smoke and passed it to Shawn. "Here babe." He smiled. "Courtesy of Stu." He leaned his seat back a bit and patted his lap for Shawn to climb onto. "Get comfy."

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weed & getting high starters

for all the stoner muses out there, because why not? feel free to combine action & word prompts, change any pronouns, and provide any needed context. (obvious) cw for drug usage, weed, and smoking, & a quick disclaimer that this meme is not meant to encourage or condone any potential illegal activity or unhealthy coping behaviors.

WORDS. ❝ hey, want a hit? ❞ ❝ have you ever even smoked weed before? ❞ ❝ if you're gonna smoke, please take it outside. ❞ ❝ do you prefer edibles or smoking? ❞ ❝ which strain is this from? ❞ ❝ it's mine, so i call dibs on the first hit. ❞ ❝ what kinds of weed do you even have? ❞ ❝ this hits so hard, it's so nice. ❞ ❝ you're such a lightweight, it's so funny. ❞ ❝ i've only taken one hit and i already feel stoned. ❞ ❝ how much did you even have? you're acting totally out of character. ❞ ❝ i don't even remember how much i had. ❞ ❝ that's it, i'm getting stoned tonight. ❞ ❝ yeah, you're high as fuck right now. ❞ ❝ you did not just smoke/vape in my kitchen. ❞ ❝ the last time i got stoned, i cried while both eating cereal and watching tv until 3 in the morning. ❞ ❝ mind if i have a smoke? ❞ ❝ you don't have to have any if you don't want to. ❞

ACTIONS. [ EAT ] — our muses do edibles together [ BONG ] — our muses smoke from a bong together [ JOINT ] — our muses smoke a weed joint together [ VAPE ] — our muses vape weed together [ CAR ] — our muses get stoned in one muse's car [ LAUGH ] — our muses burst out laughing while stoned [ MOVIE ] — our muses watch a scary movie/tv show while stoned [ GAME ] — our muses play a video game while stoned [ COOK ] — our muses cook/bake while stoned [ SWIM ] — our muses go swimming while stoned [ DANCE ] — our muses start dancing around while stoned [ TICKLE ] — sender starts tickling receiver while stoned [ ATTACK ] — sender starts tickling receiver while both are stoned [ CUDDLE ] — sender cuddles up to receiver while stoned [ SNUGGLE ] — sender cuddles up to receiver while both are stoned [ PAINT ] — sender paints receiver's finger/toenails while stoned (specify) [ ART ] — sender paints receiver's finger/toenails while both are stoned (specify) [ SURPRISE ] — sender surprises receiver with weed when they're stressed

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hey babes first of all if anyone got confused about where i or my discord went i had a major malfunction moment for a couple months but im finished now ♥️

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In honor of SPOTIFY WRAPPED,  send me a number 1-100 and I’ll write you a starter based on the song.

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[ DM ] : hi daddy <3 answer's yes absolutely whatever you want as long as we get to cum first

[ DM ] : you in woodsboro? not gonna lie, lots of people would call the whole imitating a wanted and active serial killer and stealing his look for a sex thing like, wildly insensitive but hey

[ DM ] : call me crazy! i'm into it. you're sooo hot. longshot buuuut do you like guys at all?

Open to: M/F (If you want adult!billy for this, its M only for romantic but if just hook up pals, F is fine. Billy is bisexual homoromantic)

plot A: Adult!Billly just got out of prison and everyone is well aware. Billy likes the attention and discovers Only Fans. So now hes on it, Ghostface mask and all.

Plot B: 18 year old!Billy. Its the middle of the murders in Woodsboro and Billy is riding the ghostface wave and on OF. He posts only pictures in the mask.

had to crop the pic it does feature a girl giving head but tumblr flagged it so have the safer pic

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The crazy two-day snow-in served two fine purposes for Shawn-- classes were cancelled, so he had plenty of time to get ahead as he wanted to be on his coursework, and he was beyond lucky to have Billy with him. It was honestly a little like heaven-- books, quiet, and an endless supply of his boyfriend. He hummed at the question, not looking up from an essay he'd been chipping away at, taking a pen out from between his teeth.

"Why? Cigarettes?" he wanted some too. It was one of the only major pitfalls here for Shawn. He was getting pretty itchy for nicotine. He only half heard the snacks comment, busy with thoughts on the essay and thoughts about cigarettes, both fighting for a monopoly on his attention. He did finally look up at Billy's dramatic flair, laughing fondly at it.

"I know. It's been kind of nice, right? Quiet... Its just good for thinking." he did put the pen down, though, smiling in a placating, easy way, settling his head on Billy's shoulder.

"Alright, alright, I'm here. Mm, I do really want cigarettes... We could give it a shot, but I don't know how."

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Billy couldn't go home even if he wanted to. There was just too much snow on the ground and it was only going to keep coming down. He didn't mind though since Shawn was with him but he was out of cigarettes and getting a little antsy without them. "You think I could make it to the gas station in this?" He asked, looking up from the magazine he was reading. "We need snacks too. I can't believe this shit is still coming down." He tossed the magazine and pulled Shawn's blanket around him. "Babe enough with the homework. It's been like two days."

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Billy finally snapping and dropping the reformed act? i think yes

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“yeah, baby, whatever you want. i straight up don’t know what that is though. is it really scary? you’ll hold me if i get scared, won’t you?”

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"I know I said we could watch Christmas movies but can't we at least watch a horror one? Like black Christmas?"

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Came for the _______. Stayed for the _______.

Tell me why you followed my blog and what made you stay (if it’s two different things of course!)

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Get it off your chest. Send my muse an anonymous confession that's been bothering yours for a long time. I can't say anything...only publish.

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「   ASK MEME :   HOW’S MY PORTRAYAL?   」  * send anonymously or not. feedback is appreciated!

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Shawn had been so occupied with a rubik's cube--he found it lying around somewhere, had found it endlessly entertaining for the last hour--that he hadn't even really noticed the tense silence. He'd gotten wandery, set out to find Dr. House, found him, and sat down, went back to his puzzle-- that's all. So he was a little surprised by the words, looking up at his guardian's counterpart with a slightly blank look in his big brown eyes.

"What?" he said dumbly, and then blinked, tried again, "No, Dr. Wilson's just busy." He still hadn't thought of something better to call his guardian than Dr. Wilson. "And, I don't know, I got lonely."

He looked back down at the cube. He was pretty sure he wasn't doing it right, but he was also pretty sure he could figure it out. He wasn't as dumb as he wanted people to think. "Yeah, but you're hiding from Cuddy and your team and that whole bunch, right? I don't count. I got nothin. No reason to hide from me."

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🐝  *  ―  𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.   (  some random questions which mostly fit into angsty scenarios but can be used for other things as well. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses.  )

❛  are we actually doing the right thing ?  ❜ ❛  are you bleeding ?  ❜ ❛  are you even sorry ?  ❜ ❛  are you still mad at me ?  ❜ ❛  are you sure you’re gonna be okay on your own ?  ❜ ❛  can’t we just be friends again ?  ❜ ❛  can we pretend this never happened ?  ❜ ❛  can you help me with this ?  ❜ ❛  didn’t you listen to what i just said ?  ❜ ❛  did you ever even love me ?  ❜ ❛  don’t you believe me ?  ❜ ❛  do you trust me ?  ❜ ❛  do you understand what that means ?  ❜ ❛  do you want to talk about it ?  ❜ ❛  haven’t you heard the news ?  ❜ ❛  have you ever cared about anyone other than yourself ?  ❜ ❛  how did you do that ?  ❜ ❛  how will i ever be able to repay you ?  ❜ ❛  is it my fault ?  ❜ ❛  is there anything i can do for you ?  ❜ ❛  was all of this just a lie ?  ❜ ❛  we’re gonna survive this, right ?  ❜ ❛  what are you doing here ?  ❜ ❛  what do you want from me ?  ❜ ❛  what have you done to them ?  ❜ ❛  what makes you think i’m going to help you ?  ❜ ❛  when was the last time you ate something ?  ❜ ❛  when will it stop ?  ❜ ❛  when will you ever grow up ?  ❜ ❛  where were you last night ?  ❜ ❛  who did this to you ?  ❜ ❛  who the hell are you ?  ❜ ❛  why can’t you just let it go ?  ❜ ❛  why didn’t you tell me sooner ?  ❜ ❛  why did you leave me ?  ❜ ❛  why don’t you come home with me ?  ❜ ❛  why would you do something like that ?  ❜ ❛  will you call me when you got there safely ?  ❜ ❛  will you please tell me what happened ?  ❜ ❛  will you stop doing that ?  ❜

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“You’re taking that painfully out of context and you know it, babe.” Shawn easily came over to sit on the coffee table in front of his boyfriend, cocking his head, smiling playfully, absolutely trying to use his natural charm and cuteness to his advantage, “Come on, don’t be mad at me. I got whiskey. Let’s order pizza. I love you. I’ll take my clothes off.”

❝You wanna get wasted?❞ (from shawn)

"Didnt you just get mad i spent last night drunk with Stu and now you're asking me to drink?" Billy asked, smoking a cigarette while he laid on the couch. "I mean im not going to turn down a drink though. Wanna order some food?"

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Send my muse some flowers and they'll react to their meaning

Begonia — “We are being watched.” Blue Flax — “You are very kind.” Blue Hyacinth — “I will give my life to your service.” Bronze Chrysanthemum — “Though I value your friendship, I cannot love you.” Daffodil — "I do not return your affections.” Deadly Nightshade — "I believe you to be false.” Foxglove — "You are not really in love.” French Marigold — "You are unreasonably jealous.” Hawthorn — "Despite your answer, I shall strive to win your love.” Iris — "Your friendship means so much to me” Lavender — “I like you very much, but this, I am sure, is not love.” Mistleoe — “Kiss me” Myrtle — “Be my sweetheart.” Ox-eye Daisy — “I might learn to love you.” Pink Carnation — “I’ll never forget you.” Purple Hyacinth — “I am sorry, please forgive me.” Red Rose — “I love you” Scarlet Geranium — "I do not trust you.” Spider Flower — “Elope with me.” Sweet Pea — "Thank you for a lovely time.” Tea Rose — "I’ll remember, always.” Viscaria — “Will you dance with me?” White Camellia — "You’re adorable.” White Rose — "I love you not.” Yellow Rose — "I love another.”