Dark: There are no animals allowed.
Oliver: Really? What about your high horse that occasionally makes an appearance?
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Symone to Damien before he goes into an interview: Can you, I don’t know, mention your best gal pal, Symone?
Oliver: Is that “gal pal” spelled l-o-s-e-r?
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Actor Mark: No! Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you aren’t...
Damien: You’re an actor.
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Nina: she was poetry, but he couldn't read.....his name was Jared, of age 19.....
Oliver: Nina,
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Nina: do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Aubrey: you're a hazard to society.
Veronica: ...and a coward. do 20
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Symone, over text: roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater,
Ollie: [auto-reply] I'm busy right now, I'll get back to you later.
Ollie: [checks his messages an hour later] Fuck you.
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