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Ya’ll still usin’ tumblr?

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lol if Jason gets to play Lobo AND Aquaman then good for him actually

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Lobo

Art by Otto Schmidt

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Lobo by Rudy Ao

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@crimelcrd​ asked: What make you think you're good enough for me?

“So...what, the whole ‘Main Man’ thing fly over yer head? I’m the only bastich that ain’t gotta wild hair up his ass about you killin’ folks. Plus, I’m th’ only one who knows how ta make yer heart flutter n’ all the right ways!”

He snorted “Good luck gettin’ them other vanilla twinks ta get kinky wit’ ya!”

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Crush & Lobo #8 - “Robot Therapists Suck” (2022)

written by Mariko Tamaki art by Amancay Nakuelpan & Tamra Bonvillain

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Lobo and Alien Queen by Simon Bisley

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Sprays @crimelcrd with water.

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“How’s about you an’ me blow this joint ta kingdom come!?”

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GODDAMN YA’LL ARE STILL USING THIS SITE?? WHY???

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wow is tumblr rp even still a thing anymore lol

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@naughthe​ asked: " Lobo, you're an F cup. " Clark, pressing a muffin in the wild shit's face. Eat it.

“I’m a wh-GRKH!” Grumble...chew, chew. It did taste pretty good, the nerd knew how to bake. “Never had ya pegged fer a muffin-man, ‘Supes.”

Suddenly throws flour on him. “Ya’d make a great HOUSEWIFE! HARHARHAR!!” He’s pointing and laughing. Scandalous. 

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Lobo would call Clark a bimbo to his face. 

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Lobo would call Clark a bimbo to his face. 

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Okay, who’s gonna suck Lobo’s dick tho

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Lobo’s massive stature is exemplified by his booming voice. Loud and gruff, like a chain-smoking glass-crusher. “Sonofabitch where the frag am I, got-damnnit all how long was I even out for??” He was a little delirious, and more than a little hung-over. Should have never gone through that time-portal. 

Lobo groaned. “Frag me runnin’...” He blinked a few times, registering the lady’s question. Looked to be older dress, nice body though. Likely he was still on Earth, she looked human enough. “I come from Czarnia, but baby? You ain’t seen just how big I really am!” He grinned, fishing a cigar from his vest. 

“We can get ta names later, right now how’s about ya tell me WHERE THE FRAGGAROLY I am, kay’ toots?”

Starter Call  | @lcbotomy​

 -  🜛  -  Terribly formidable in stature  -  the stare alone sent a rapid set of  S H I V E R I N G S  to the tips of toes! But far from the striking pure  stillness  of fear, it only emboldens the resolve to step forward and cry out all manner of  invasive  inquiry. She settles with the  simplistic  -

          “  Might you tell me of where you came from? I have  never  seen anyone so  big before! ”

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@iambecomefear​ asked: Dirty hippie

“WHAT THE FRAG DID YOU CALL ME, NERD??”