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lbs-secret-santa-2023 · 2 months ago
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EXTRA EXTRA! SPECIAL EPILOGUE EDITION!
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reviving this blog briefly to put a nice little bow on my (now complete!!!) gift for @the-lonelybarricade because she deserves the world <3 <3 <3
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The Velaris Herald
Velaris, The Night Court, Prythian Secret Santa 2023
MAKING KISSTORY!
LESSER-FAE LABOR LEADER ACCEPTS BOND WITH NIGHT'S HEIR
SPECIAL EPILOGUE EDITION!
Feyre Archeron, president of the Velaris Newsies Union, accepted her mating bond with Prince Rhysand, Heir to the High Lord of the Night Court. The Heir wooed Night's new princess in the midst of Velaris's largest strike to date, and the pair eloped to Illyria for some well-deserved alone time.
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lbs-secret-santa-2023 · 1 year ago
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Love at First Sight's for Suckers (1/5)
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Summary: [A Feysand Newsies AU] Rhysand had a reputation. A big reputation. But fortunately for Feyre, a newsie selling papers on the streets of Velaris, tabloid gossip about the handsome, charismatic, hard-partying war-hero of a High Lord's heir means business is booming. That is, until the city's newspaper magnates get greedy, Feyre finds herself an unwitting labor leader at the center of a strike, and Rhys becomes an unexpected ally... Warnings: None
A gift for @the-lonelybarricade, for @acotargiftexchange! @lbs-secret-santa is me!
LB, creating this for you has been such a blast, and I am definitely the luckiest secret santa in the world to have such a gem of a giftee. It's rare for someone to have both a talent AND a heart as big as yours—you're truly the High Lady of Feysand, not just because your fics are incredible, but because of the way you make new writers (including me earlier this year) feel immediately welcome and how you handle fandom nonsense with such grace and tact. I'm so glad to call you a friend <3
And sorry for an author's note that reads like an annoying award show speech, but there are SO MANY people I want to thank. The event organizers did such a thoughtful job creating an event that brought so many people together across the fandom; not just secret santa/giftee pairs, but people reaching out to new betas, roping new friends into secrecy shenanigans, and getting hyped about other gifts! @iambutmortal, @thesistersarcheron, @itsthedoodle, @wilde-knight, and @ablogofsapphicpanic have been the best betas/saucy Rhys pun brainstormers/secret keepers/DM screaming session partners, and the daily headlines would not have happened without their beautiful brains. I had SO MUCH FUN watching the excitement and creative energy grow and grow in the lead up to this reveal. And also @reverie-tales, thanks for being my unwitting cover to throw LB off my trail!
Anyway, you can find the first chapter Here on AO3 or under the readmore. Happy Holidays!
One Heir to Share? Rhysand's Rita's Threesome
Baring it All at Starfall! Rhysand Stuns in Daring Deep-V Shirt
Rhysand's Baby Blues: Heir's Latest Fling Spotted Shopping for Baby Clothes
Future High Lord’s High: Witchberries, Fae Wine, and Wild Starfall Benders in the House of Wind?
Lady of the Night or FUTURE Lady of Night? Rhysand's Girlfriend Shocks Royal Family at Nynsar
Un-Rhys-onable: Night's Heir Refuses to Kneel to High Lord
Heir Head! Rhysand Forgets Alphabet During Library Community Service
Rhysand had a reputation.
A big reputation.
Perhaps that was why after selling him the newspaper every day for the better part of a year, Feyre Archeron had long since decided that he was far too full of himself to be ashamed of anything.
As he did every Saturday morning, Rhys appeared on her corner like clockwork, wearing last night's clothes and his trademark smirk. If Feyre wanted to know what lucky male or female had gone home on his arm, she'd only have to check tomorrow's society pages, which were always breathlessly detailing the exploits of the Night Court's handsome, charismatic, hard-partying war-hero of a High Lord's heir.
Not that Feyre cared. There were more important things to worry about than Rhysand's love life, like where her next meal was coming from. She only kept up with it because his scandals sold papers like nothing else.
And she definitely didn't feel a stab of envy every time she read about his latest fling. That would be pointless—a lesser fae shadow-wraith like Feyre would never be Lady of the Night Court. The stir Rhys's Illyrian mother had caused made that obvious enough, even if she was the High Lord's mate.
"Good morning, Feyre darling," Rhysand drawled, the way he always greeted her.
"It's noon, Rhys," Feyre said. The nickname might have been overly familiar, but Feyre had noticed his eyes glittered like stars whenever she used it with him. And besides, after being up since dawn, she wasn't inclined to fall over herself currying favor with someone who'd just rolled out of bed.
"Then let me be the first to tell you that you look delicious this afternoon."
Feyre rolled her eyes, positive she looked the farthest thing from delicious in her threadbare leggings and sweater. If it were anyone but Rhys, she would have been sure they were being cruel. But he had enough of her goodwill that he could pay her teasing compliments and not end up with his teeth bashed in for his trouble.
"Did you give them anything interesting to write about last night?" she said, leaning back against a streetlight and crossing her arms over her chest.
Rhys picked at an invisible piece of lint on his tunic, which almost had Feyre rolling her eyes a second time. Despite being in last night's clothes, he didn't look the least bit disheveled—probably some spell he'd cast to ensure he looked irritatingly perfect as always.
"Mor needed a wingman again," he said.
Feyre relaxed, relieved at his answer. Rhys's equally beautiful cousin was the subject of plenty of headlines of her own, and the two were frequently seen together. The people of Velaris were fascinated by the pretty blonde former Hewn City princess–when the Herald ran a story about her, Feyre just had to shout "Morrigan" to turn heads and make sales. If the lead story was about her, Feyre could probably afford to eat tomorrow.
It had been a while, though, since Rhys had been spotted with someone new on his arm. Or with anyone other than Morrigan, his sister, or the two Illyrians he called his brothers actually. Feyre had rolled her eyes at the rumors of a secret relationship or a hidden love child—if you asked her, the most likely explanation was that there were only so many attractive people in Velaris with a weakness for violet eyes. Rhys was bound to run out of people to fuck eventually.
"Is that the truth?" Feyre said, a teasing smile playing on her lips. "Or did you actually find someone to settle down with?"
She'd meant it as a joke, but Rhys didn't smile. There was something hungry, almost predatory, in the way his gaze slid over her. Feyre found herself flushing, even as she stared right back. "Would you care if I did?" he said.
It felt like a challenge; Feyre lifted her chin. "Of course I'd care if you stopped causing scandals. I'm a newsie, and gossip sells papers."
"Of course," Rhys said, something in his expression seeming to shutter. He reached into a pocket and pulled out a gold coin, handing it to her. The value was far more than a single paper was worth, but he'd always insisted she keep the change.
Feyre pulled a paper from the bag slung over her shoulder and handed it to him, longways so there was no chance their fingers would touch. She'd let that happen once, and his fingertips brushing hers had sent a crackle of electricity along her skin that she'd been thinking about ever since. Her mind replayed it almost daily—and frankly, Feyre found that embarrassing.
She pocketed the coin. "Pleasure doing business with you."
When Rhys spoke again, he dropped his voice to a low, sensual purr that sent shivers skittering down Feyre's spine, heat washing over her despite the autumn chill that cut through her tattered clothes. " Everything is a pleasure when it comes to you, Feyre."
He flashed her one last feline smile, and Feyre tipped her cap as he winnowed away, trying not to blush. With her other hand, she fingered the coin in her pocket. It would go under the floorboard with the rest of the ones she'd stashed away. Only a few more until she could afford the one-way ticket to the Continent that she'd been dreaming of.
Velaris was wonderful— if you could afford a big, strong door to lock out the hustle and bustle. Feyre certainly couldn't, and she was dying to get away.
A flash of auburn hair and a shout of "High Lady!" across the street pulled Feyre from her thoughts. Lucien was striding towards her, a half-empty satchel of newspapers slung over one shoulder and carrying another paper bag in his hand. She raised a hand in greeting—she'd stopped cringing at the nickname a long time ago.
"Is the new spot over by the docks working out for you?" she said when he got closer, even though she knew the answer. Lucien could sell papers anywhere; he didn't even need the eyepatch and the sob story about being an Autumn Court orphan who'd found his way to Night—just his brilliant smile was enough.
Lucien shrugged, the gesture far too elegant for someone who'd spent his morning selling newspapers to sailors and fishmongers. "I can make anything work."
"Then why did you come looking for me?" Feyre said. With unsold papers still in his bag, there had to be a reason. The newsies bought the papers from the distributor each morning, starting each day operating at a loss until they'd sold enough papers to recoup the cost. Lucien still had work to do if he wanted to turn a profit.
He pressed a hand to his chest in mock offense. "Isn't gazing upon your beautiful face reason enough?"
"You sound like Rhysand."
"And you're saying that like it's a bad thing. Trouble in paradise?"
Feyre resisted the urge to roll up one of the papers in her own bag and smack him with it. Lucien had overheard her speaking to Rhysand once and apparently decided the prince was in love with her. Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous.
"Rhysand isn't—"
" By the Cauldron, he'd follow you around like a lost puppy if you'd let him."
"He's just a flirt," Feyre said, the edge to her voice making it clear she didn't want to talk about this anymore. "What did you need me for?"
"Someone needs to finish my pickles," Lucien said, pulling a sandwich out of the paper bag. He handed Feyre half, along with the entire side of pickles it had come with, then sat down on the curb to eat, stretching his long legs out in front of him.
Feyre nibbled on the pickle, the first thing she'd eaten all day, and thanked the Cauldron for a best friend who hated them and shared them with her. Putting her papers aside, she sat down next to him. "Thanks, Lucien," she said, unwrapping her half of the sandwich. Lunch would be on her next—that had been their unspoken agreement for years, even when meals were sporadic and infrequent.
They lapsed into silence, more intent on eating than talking. It was comfortable, a much needed rest after a morning spent shouting headlines at passersby. Feyre's feet already ached from standing all morning.
After a few minutes, Lucien balled up the now-empty wax paper. "Now that you're fed, I think it's safe to mention that you're needed over by the Rainbow."
"Again?" Feyre said with a sigh.
"Bron and Hart are fighting over the same spot. The High Lady should step in."
Feyre wasn't sure when exactly it had happened, but at some point, she'd found herself the unofficial leader of the newsies of Velaris. She'd always kept an eye out for newcomers and lended them a hand—advice on selling papers and navigating the city was all she had, but Feyre shared freely. When there was a problem, she was usually the one to resolve it.
At some point, "High Lady" had gone from an ironic nickname for a poor girl on the streets to a mark of respect for a young woman who took care of her own.
"I'll talk to them," Feyre said, finishing her food and standing up.
Lucien started to thank her, but Feyre had already called on her magic, her body becoming nothing but shadow. Incorporeal like this, she could slip through walls and travel unseen—and crucially, it was faster than walking. As a lesser fae, it was the only magic she had at her disposal.
Even in the brightest sun, Velaris was full of shadows. And for better or worse, Feyre had made them her home.
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Rhysand had planned to give himself time to read the news before he was due for a meeting at the House of Wind. Yesterday, he'd told himself he'd be up early enough to look over the agenda ahead of time. He'd wanted to be prepared, and his father would have his head if Rhys was late for official court business again.
But somehow, the High Lord's ire seemed incredibly far away last night, when the Cauldron only knew how many drinks he'd had and Mor was dragging him back to the dance floor at Rita's again, and dawn had nearly broken when he'd finally stumbled home.
Late or not, though, he still had to see Feyre.
The most important part of his day had become buying the paper from her. It wasn't about the news and never had been—every day, Rhys hoped that would be the day she finally took an interest in him that went beyond trading a few teasing remarks and rolling her eyes. He'd never flirted so much, so painfully obviously before, just to have it all go ignored like water off a duck's back.
And that had already been going on for a few months before the mating bond snapped.
Their fingers had brushed as she'd handed him the paper. Perhaps that brief touch skin-to-skin had been all it had taken for the urge to claim and taste and scent his mate to hit him with all the force of a brick to the head. Before he'd done something stupid, Rhys had winnowed away without an explanation or a goodbye.
After that, Rhys had resolved not to tell her, at least not until she showed some sort of interest back. But in the months since, he hadn't gotten her to even blush. And even if by some miracle, she did want him that way and accepted the bond, there was no guarantee she wouldn't resent him after a few decades as future Lady of Night. Her indifference was painful enough—Rhys wasn't sure he could withstand her hating him.
For the short flight to the House of Wind, Rhys let the chill in the air clear his head of thoughts of Feyre. He was supposed to focus today. Some of the city's most powerful merchants had asked for a meeting with his father, and as the High Lord's heir, Rhys was expected to be in attendance too.
The meeting room was already full when Rhys walked in, brushing his windswept hair back into place. From the head of the table, his father glared daggers at him.
Rhys ignored it, dropping into the empty seat that had been left for him. "I hope I didn't miss anything interesting."
He kept the smirk plastered on his face, even as his father pushed past his shields to speak mind-to-mind. We'll discuss this later. For now, get through this meeting without embarrassing me further. That's an order.
Rhys made a mental note to let Mor know he'd likely have to cancel their plans to go to the theater that night.
One of the merchants—Rhys had met him before but had forgotten his name—gave him a cold smile and said, "We were just discussing economic policy."
"Carry on, then," Rhys said.
As the meeting droned on, Rhys forced himself to focus, even if the subject matter was painfully dry. One day, he'd be High Lord, and if he wanted to be the sort of ruler the Night Court deserved, one who made things better, he needed to be knowledgeable and willing to listen.
But even then, he wasn't immune to letting his mind wander. At some point, he'd found himself thinking about how the sunlight had brought out the gold in Feyre's hair, when the sound of his name brought him crashing back down to reality.
"…but you'd know all about that, wouldn't you, Rhysand?" one of the merchants was saying, the sneer in his voice obvious.
Rhys felt his father's eyes boring into him, and it was clear this was some sort of test. He was supposed to be handling something, and Rhys didn't want to think about what sort of punishment might be in store for him if he made it obvious he'd stopped paying attention.
"Would I?" Rhys said, arching a brow in a way that he hoped looked imperious.
"With how many headlines you've been the subject of? I think by now you'd know a thing or two about what sells papers. If it weren't for you, we'd have gone under after the War."
Rhys's hands curled into fists under the table as he recalled exactly who this merchant was—Pulitzer, a newspaper magnate, the one who'd been complaining that circulation was down since the Treaty had been signed. Peace, apparently, was boring.
Peace that Rhys had bled for, had nearly died for when he'd been captured by Amarantha's army. Not that any of that mattered when profits were down.
"Then a bit more gratitude is in order," Rhys said, his voice low and deadly and all command, sounding every inch the future High Lord he was. It was so brief that Rhys nearly missed it, but his father's lips quirked up in approval. "If you have a request, I suggest you word it carefully."
It quickly became clear that Pulitzer and the rest of the owners of Velaris's major newspapers had come to grovel. Even if Rhys couldn't bring himself to care, it was true that the Night Court's newspaper industry was bringing in less money since the end of the war. They'd come to petition his father for assistance.
And to Rhys's relief, the High Lord's answer had been a quick and resounding no.
Of course, Rhys knew his father's answer had been more about safeguarding the Night Court's wealth more than anything else. That much was obvious when so many of their citizens were struggling, even in Velaris. It was something that Rhys vowed to change one day.
But Rhys's relief didn't last much longer. His father had told the newspaper moguls to figure it out themselves, and they'd quickly agreed that to fix their bottom line, they'd raise the price for the newsies who bought the papers to distribute each morning.
Newsies who were barely getting by as it was. Newsies who were already going hungry and sleeping outdoors even as the weather got colder. Newsies who'd been orphaned or disabled after the war and couldn't find decent work.
Newsies like his mate, and Rhysand certainly wouldn't stand for that.
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lbs-secret-santa-2023 · 1 year ago
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@the-lonelybarricade it's the very last edition of the paper before the reveal!!!!!!
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The Velaris Herald
Velaris, The Night Court, Prythian Secret Santa 2023
HEIR HEAD!
RHYSAND FORGETS ALPHABET DURING LIBRARY COMMUNITY SERVICE
YIKES...
Rhysand, Heir to the High Lord of the Night Court, made another embarrassing gaffe while giving back to the community at the library under the House of Wind yesterday. A source reports that when he was asked to shelve books in alphabetical order, the prince forgot “i” comes after “e.” Library scholars were “disappointed” and “horrified” by his mistake. Rhysand could not be reached for comment.
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lbs-secret-santa-2023 · 1 year ago
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Why are you the smartest person on this website??
Lol I'm just a girl with a canva template who's willing to ask her much smarter friends for saucy Rhys puns
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lbs-secret-santa-2023 · 1 year ago
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@the-lonelybarricade, he's so sexy when he only kneels for his mate, isn't he?
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The Velaris Herald
Velaris, The Night Court, Prythian Secret Santa 2023
UN-RHYS-ONABLE!
NIGHT'S HEIR REFUSES TO KNEEL TO HIGH LORD
SPECIAL EDITION!
Rhysand, Heir to the High Lord of the Night Court, recently had a heated exchange with the High Lord at the Court of Nightmares. The pair appeared to have an intense conversation mind-to-mind at what was supposed to be a routine visit to the Hewn City. “Insubordinate,” is--
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lbs-secret-santa-2023 · 1 year ago
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@the-lonelybarricade do you still think Feyre is writing these? Or is she the girlfriend? Orrrrrrrrr a secret third thing?
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The Velaris Herald
Velaris, The Night Court, Prythian Secret Santa 2023
LADY OF THE NIGHT OR FUTURE LADY OF NIGHT?
RHYSAND'S GIRLFRIEND SHOCKS ROYAL FAMILY AT NYNSAR
Per a source from inside the House of Wind, the Lady of the Night Court was “distraught” and “scandalized” by Prince Rhysand’s newest fling at the royal family’s recent Nynsar celebrations. The Heir’s latest girlfriend arrived in a barely-there gown; one courtier said, “You wear that to the club, not to meet the parents. Trashy behavior all around.” Rhysand could not be reached for comment.
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lbs-secret-santa-2023 · 1 year ago
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HI SANTA IM JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT I LOVE YOU
Leaving some cookies and milk as a symbol of my love and devotion:
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Me with these cookies rn:
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I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING THE BEST DAY LB!!!!!
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lbs-secret-santa-2023 · 1 year ago
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@the-lonelybarricade, I guess the party didn't stop at Rita's?
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The Velaris Herald
Velaris, The Night Court, Prythian Secret Santa 2023
FUTURE HIGH LORD'S HIGH
WITCHBERRIES, FAE WINE, AND WILD STARFALL BENDERS IN THE HOUSE OF WIND?
Our sources report recent all-night "ragers" being thrown by none other than Prince Rhysand, Heir to the High Lord of the Night Court, at the House of Wind. An official spokesperson from the palace denies any knowledge of parties occurring without the High Lord's approval.
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lbs-secret-santa-2023 · 1 year ago
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LB, I'll gush more in my reveal but honestly the fun, joyful feedback loop that you've made the process of writing this fic has been SUCH a gift on its own. You're the BEST!!!!
(And yeah I asked some friends with very wet, wrinkly brains for help with headlines that appear in the fic, they more than delivered, and I was like "these are too good not to do something over the top with" 🤣)
GENIUS. NEXT LEVEL.
You are raising the bar, Santa. And I am INVESTED in this fic - thank you for the gift to all of us. 🤭💖
Thank you!!!!!!!!
Honestly I needed the headlines for the fic anyway and found myself opening up canva to procrastinate actually writing....and then this just sort of happened 😂
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lbs-secret-santa-2023 · 1 year ago
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GENIUS. NEXT LEVEL.
You are raising the bar, Santa. And I am INVESTED in this fic - thank you for the gift to all of us. 🤭💖
Thank you!!!!!!!!
Honestly I needed the headlines for the fic anyway and found myself opening up canva to procrastinate actually writing....and then this just sort of happened 😂
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lbs-secret-santa-2023 · 1 year ago
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@the-lonelybarricade so you said you thought Feyre was the one writing these, right? I wonder what she thinks of THIS rumor....
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The Velaris Herald
Velaris, The Night Court, Prythian Secret Santa 2023
RHYSAND'S BABY BLUES
HEIR'S LATEST FLING SPOTTED SHOPPING FOR BABY CLOTHES
HOUSE OF WIND EXCLUSIVE! Is fatherhood in store for the High Lord's heir? After going home on his arm several times, a certain female was spotted shopping for baby clothes in the Palace of Thread and Jewels yesterday. Sources close to the royal family have confirmed the pair are "very happy" and "excited about what's next." A spokesperson for the High Lord declined to comment on a future grandchild.
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lbs-secret-santa-2023 · 1 year ago
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Hi @the-lonelybarricade! Another edition of the paper is hot off the presses!
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The Velaris Herald
Velaris, The Night Court, Prythian Secret Santa 2023
BARING IT ALL AT STARFALL!
RHYSAND STUNS IN DARING DEEP-V SHIRT
SPECIAL HOLIDAY EDITION! Rhysand, Heir to the High Lord of the Night Court, showed off his chest at the annual Starfall Ball at the House of Wind - and what a chest it is! Yet again, Prince Rhysand shows his willingness to take fashion risks and dazzle on the Night Court's favorite night of the year.
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lbs-secret-santa-2023 · 1 year ago
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amazing job on this, i fucking love it!!!
THANK YOU I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN
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lbs-secret-santa-2023 · 1 year ago
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HI SECRET SANTA!
I just wanted to flip the tables and send you an ask for a change, thank you for all of the lovely messages and snippets you've sent me over the last few months, I'm so excited to find out what you've been working on!
I LOVE YOU
oh my god, the HEART ATTACK this ask gave me because I forgot this blog has an askbox!
I've had so much fun jumping in your askbox the past few weeks, and I'm so excited to reveal myself soon. Love youuuuuu
(also the Herald is a daily paper, so....watch this space)
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lbs-secret-santa-2023 · 1 year ago
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Hi @the-lonelybarricade! It's your secret santa here to deliver some breaking news about what Rhys might be up to in your gift!
I guess what happens at Rita's doesn't always stay at Rita's...
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The Velaris Herald
Velaris, The Night Court, Prythian Secret Santa 2023
ONE HEIR TO SHARE?
RHYSAND'S RITA'S THREESOME
SURIEL LIVE ON-SCENE Rhysand, Heir to the High Lord of the Night Court, certainly had quite the night at Rita’s Pleasure Hall. Sources spotted him kissing a yet-to-be identified female while another was kneeling between his legs. Witnesses report the prince arrived with Morrigan---
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