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Genshin impact men!

-“ craving their touch…”

♡︎All day you teased your man, wanting to tempt him so you could get what you finally wanted. His touch. Unfortunately, you pushed his limits too far..

Xiao, Diluc, kaeya, scaramouche x fem!reader

NSFW - may be intense,

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Xiao

Xiao had finally returned from his small expedition with the traveler. You missed him dearly, but you were also missing…a certain part of him. You felt needy and desperate, so the entire day you teased him. Gently ghosting your fingers over his anemo markings on his exposed arm, letting his name coyly fall from your lips. You knew he wanted to be close to you after he came back from the expedition, but you purposely deprived him of you.

You’d let your gaze linger on him longer than needed, moving closer. Whenever you did this it meant you wanted to give him a quick sweet kiss. As usual, xiao sat there, blank expression but his eyes filled with warmth as he waited. But instead of giving him the usual sweet kiss, you pulled away.

At first he assumed that you were upset, but it didn’t take him long to figure out that you were pushing him. Trying to see his limits.

Before you knew it, you were straddling his lap as his gloved hands gripped your hips, slamming you down onto him. He made you take all of him, your hands on his shoulders as your face flushed and moans left you. “You seem to have no respect for the Adepti..” he’d slam you back down, soon moving you to lay on your back as he hovered over you, “I’ll make you learn it.”

He began to pound into you, his Adeptus strength helping him hold you down with one hand, his other hand holding your leg up as he kept going. His face was flushed, his golden eyes locked on you, and when they weren’t, they were closed as he embraced the feeling.

He lowered his head by your neck, his hand now on your hip as his thrusts became sloppy. He bit down on your shoulder, feeling you come against him, for the fourth time. Your legs trembled and you looked up at him. But he wasn’t done. He was going to show you just how powerful an Adeptus could be. (Though he’d feel guilty afterwards. Guilty yet selfishly satisfied.)

Scaramouche

He was always bossing you around, acting high and mighty as usual. You were similar to an obedient secretary when it came to him. But recently he’s been so busy focusing on other things that you’ve been feeling touch starved. You would ask him to touch you, but it’d only fuel his ego more, making him purposely hold off on giving you relief.

At first you tried to tempt him, bending over slowly to pick things up, swaying your hips more as you walked. Opening your shirt a bit more—but none of it seemed to work. Defeated, you went to the hallway, where you saw a fellow member. You and him began talking, but there was…a flirtatious air about him.

And like an idiot, you entertained those thoughts of his. Laughing along with him and smiling up at him. He must’ve been new, since he didn’t fear for his life for flirting with you. Unfortunately Scara had turned around the corner and saw the entire interaction. So when you returned to his private office room… you were in for it. You were met with his piercing gaze.

“Bend over.” He’d command, and before you knew it your clothes were off as your stomach was pressed against his desk, his two fingers thrusting inside of you. “You think I didn’t realize what you were up to?” He then added a third finger, his hand moving to grip your hair and pull your head back as desperate whimpers left you. “Tempting me then running off to flirt with some pathetic loser.”

He curled his fingers inside your gummy walls, his hand that gripped your hair pulled you back, so your back was arched as you leaned up, his mouth by your ear. “You’re nothing but a cock slut, huh?” He then pushed you back onto his desk, the tight feeling in your stomach letting lose as you came. You gripped the edge of the desk, eyes rolling back at feeling, but just as quickly as you came, he replaced his fingers with something else. You gasped out at the feeling, and his hand moved down your hip sensually as he stood behind you.

“You want to be a slut? I’ll treat you like one.” He then began to pound into you from behind, his hands on your hips, pulling you back against him. He then pulled out, flipping you over onto your back and pinning your hands by your head. His intense glare was locked on you as he slowly slid his length back in—making sure you felt every inch move past your walls. “My cock thirsty slut. I bet your so fucking happy. Look at you sucking me in so nicely…how pathetic.” Once fully in, he continued his harsh thrusts, watching how your face was overwhelmed with pleasure from him and him only.

Diluc

He was focused on the Tavern, yet you couldn’t help but feel needy. Watching his long slender fingers move as he cleaned, his broad back hugged tightly by the dark outfit he wore. Your boyfriend was handsome…and without knowing, he was temping you.

So you decided to do the same. You’d brush your hand past his chest. Moving your hand to his shoulder as you whispered to him in a seductive tone. It was funny to see him hold in his composure in front of others—as the tavern was filled that day.

A man at the bar at sat down, complimenting your waitress dress. You grinned at him, “thank you. I think it suits me quite well.”

Diluc couldn’t believe his eyes. This man was gawking at you, looking you up at down, and all you did was grin in return. He then moved over to you and the man. “Apologies for the interruption, but can you get the spare glasses in the back? We’re in need of some.” You nodded, moving to the back room.

Unfortunately for you, the back room door opened not too much longer after you stepped in.

Your back was against the wooden wall, Diluc’s hand under your dress as his fingers thrusted into you. His hand was by your head as he whispered, “entertaining other men, are we?” He moved to gently kiss your neck, “bad decision darling.”

His long lengthy fingers curled inside you, hitting the best spots. His rough thumb moved to do circles on your clit, his face flushing pink at the sounds of your helpless moans. “I was going to wait and bring you to the manor…but I suppose my patience worn thin. Now be quiet…I don’t want anyone else hearing you but me.”

Kaeya 

Honestly it didn’t take much to tempt him. You sat in his office, on his desk, looking into his eye. Your thighs were exposed as your dress lifted up, and kaeya smirked as he sat in his chair. “Giving me a show I see? You certainly have me entertained..”

“Good.. focus on me instead of this” you’d say, pushing the work papers back. Kaeya smirked, moving to stand up. His hands moved to your waist. “Gladly.” He then began to kiss you. Tongues against each other, his hands moving to roam, purposely making his finger tips cold to tease your body.

His hand moved to spread your legs, moving between them. His mouth was by your neck, his other hand gently rubbing circles on your hip. “I hope you know I do have to punish you for trying to distract me while I’m at work…” he kissed your neck, his hand moving the lace you wore to the side.

“But you’ll be a good girl and take it all, hm?”

With that, he began to sensually move inside you. Your toes curled at the feeling, your hands on his shoulders. His hips rocked against yours. You saw how kaeya’s eyes were locked on your expression, adoring how it changed after each thrust. He rolled his hips against you as you pulled him into another kiss, his hand moving under your shirt, making his fingertips cold as they pressed against your bud. Your body jumped at the feeling, and he rolled it between his fingers, making sure to continue the intense kiss. He pulled away from the kiss, watching how you moved your body against his.

“Such a slutty expression just for me…you’re truly beautiful, love..”

[lazywhore0-0]

@brunettestuff

Gotcha! Took a long ass break (literal months) but I’m back again!

I’m adding in Diluc for the heck of it

|♡︎| Pet Names

𝙿𝚎𝚝 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙺𝚊𝚎𝚢𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞!

Let’s be real here, Kaeya is already a flirtatious man, it’d only make sense that he’d have endearing names for you. I can see him using a few like doll, cutie, love, and dear. Even a silly one that he made up like, ‘flower-patch’

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Kaeya would lean against the door frame, his arms crossed as he gave his signature flirtatious grin upon seeing you. “Care to be a doll and join me for a stroll today? I’m finally free from that never ending nagging... And now I can focus my attention on you…”

You’d look at him, brow raised upon hearing something he said. He’d only smile, moving to tilt your chin up slightly, his gaze on you. “What’s wrong, love? Don’t believe me? I’m almost astonished... Maybe I should use a more… persuasive, way to convince you.”

“Dear have you been getting sleep? It seems like this new job of yours has been nagging you left from right.” He’d walk into your work place, holding up one of the many papers you had to approve. He scanned over it, his gaze turning back over to you before he gently placed the paper down. “And here I thought my work was atrocious. Why don’t we leave, hm? We could find a nice place to relax at tonight. Oh, and perhaps try out that new wine. I heard it’s aged to perfection.”

Kaeya would place a hand on your shoulder from behind, moving to speak by your ear. “Hey cutie, care to spare me some time? It’d be greatly appreciated from a beauty like you…” when you turned around, you looked at him, only to see him with his arms crossed and a smile. “And here I thought I was the busy one. You surely prove me wrong everyday, doll.”

“What’s wrong flower-patch? Can’t handle the cold?” He’d say in a sultry tone, his gaze on you and you only, his cool fingertips pressed against your warm cheek. He was right, you couldn’t handle it…at least, when it came from him.

𝙿𝚎𝚝 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝙳𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚌 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞!

Diluc is classical romance Typa guy. Gets the person flowers, using endearing names such as “love, dear, darling,” and he wouldn’t stray too far from those three. I feel as if he’d be a bit too embarrassed to use any other sort of name.

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You sat in the tavern, eyes on him. You had an attitude. He knew it too, but all he could do was wipe down the glass with the clean white cloth. “I thought you were supposed to be resting in today. You told me you’d get one of your workers to run the tavern tonight!” Diluc sighed, placing the glass on the shelf. “I apologize, love. But I had to. It was pact today, and I feared the worker would become overwhelmed; unable to handle these drunkards demands.”

You frowned at his words, and he gently smiled at you. He placed his gloved hand over yours, soon raising your hand and placing a gentle kiss on the back. “Darling…I promise you that when I return to the manor, I will rest in.” He then lowered your hand, his loving yet intense eyes locked with yours. “Now my only concern is..if you’ll be there once I wake.”

[lazywhore0-0]

oohh! Can I do a request then ?? I love your content btw 🤭

Of course! Go ahead and send it~

Thank you as well! I try. Tired of bs wack personalities some people give the characters lmao, so I’m here to get thingz clear

[lazywhore0-0]

Genshin impact boys!

-accurate dating headcannons!

♡︎A lot of dating headcannons on how the guys would be with their lover are so far from their character it hurts. Here to give the most cannon yet sinfully pleasant headcannons!

Kaeya

SFW

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Kaeya

The flirtatious man of Mondstat himself. A lot of media about him and his dating headcannons are a hit or miss, honestly

Here to say that Kaeya cheating on his lover? Would never happen. Sure he’ll keep his flirtatious ways but that’s just who he is, and it helps him in getting a mission finished depending on the circumstances. Someone else asks him out on a date? No worries, he’d decline

“What a lovey offer. While I’d love to indulge myself with a night of drinking, I have someone waiting for me. Can’t keep them waiting for too long, now.”

I see Kaeya working best with two types: A, the one who brushes off the advancements and even flirts back, or B. The understanding one.

10+ if it’s both combined.

Kaeya definitely needs an understanding lover. He wouldn’t work too well with someone who always tried to accuse him of something. If he did get with someone like that, the relationship would easily end as he’d find you annoying much like the people who keep nagging him at work.

The only nagging from a lover he’d be fine with or tolerate is if he gets too drunk, reckless in a battle, or if you’re worried about his health. He’ll find it cute and despite his condition—will 100% tease you or make a joke about it.

“Oh? Worried for me that much? Can’t say I’m not flattered. If you’re making such a fuss about it…why don’t you fix me up yourself, doc?“

If you were the fighting type and asked if he wanted to take on a commission with you, he’d gladly accept. Claiming being in your company is always the highlight of his day and never bores him.

May not seem like he’s looking out for you, but he’s secretly doing glances in your area here from there to make sure you’re alright.

To surprise, he’d probably try and keep the fact of you two being together a secret at first. Unlike what most say he definitely seems like the type to want to keep the relationship on low profile in the beginning. For worries over if you get involved in anything, to help his missions not get complicated, and to not waver the people’s view.

The type to just randomly announce you’re together after he was caught giving you a kiss or kabedon against the wall.

He was caught by a guard because he felt like being risky. Learned his lesson, huh?

Once you two being together is exposed, PDA is going to happen. But not like how a lot of people portray him—where he’s really teasing with it, testing, and sexual. Kaeya is a man of class who cherishes the classic romantic things in life. So stuff like your arm linked with his as you walk down the street, slightly leaning into him as you walk. Or gently holding hands as he shows you his favorite spots in the area are the PDA affections you’ll receive. You walked him to work? He’ll give you a sweet kiss on the cheek or lips before gently holding your hand and letting go as he walked away.

And! Another thing! A lot of people portray him as ready to get down within so little time of being with you! Again. He’s a man who likes the romantic aspects in life—enjoys a buildup. Only to where you two are ready and want to move things forward will he be ready to have a passionate night with you. But that takes time.

Kaeya is the type to where you kiss him on the cheek and he’s surprised. Eyes slightly wide as he stares forward to process what happened. Of course it’s only a split second reaction before he smiles and looks at you. Tries to play it off in a teasing manner with a joke, but the moment you both depart he’s smiling again just thinking about it. Most likely chuckles to himself before going, “they’ve really managed to sway me this much, huh? Talk about pathetic.”

Yes. Will probably call himself that at first because of how hard he fell for you. The man whose able to put up several walls with others and keep deep secrets fell for someone like you.

Later in the relationship, his “pathetic” title over himself will turn into “lucky.” Because he often thinks about how he could’ve distanced himself and never tried to progress things—how you would’ve ended up with someone else. Someone who wasn’t him.

Doesn’t seem like the type to randomly buy you gifts. Only on special days or if he sees something that truly fits your fancy. Even then, he’d rather take you to the shop or area and have you pick it out yourself.

The type to do romantic candle light dinners.

Kaeya is someone who keeps up with himself. Hair is silky, outfit is always glamorous, and most likely has days where he just focuses on keeping up with his beauty. It’s not hard to guess that he’d want a lover who put some effort into how they look. And even if they didn’t—he’d at least want them to fix themselves up for more special days. If not? He’d both be judging and disappointed. Maybe even a bit bummed out that you didn’t ‘care’ for him enough to look nice on an outing with him.

Is somehow both open with how he feels with you but also secretive. Is the person who won’t say ‘I love you’ until a while into the relationship. While he’s already fallen for you, he’ll try to keep himself from forming a deep love. Only to fail in the end and confess his love under the moonlight while gently holding you.

Most likely has a voice line about you once Traveller reaches level 3 friendship with him.

“Oh, so you’re curious about (y/n) too? Can’t say I blame you. They have a way of making others intrigued by doing the simple things in life. They’ve even managed to sway me out of all people. You know, often I think about how lucky I am. Sure, they’re probably better off with someone else. But I can be quite selfish. Especially when it comes to them.”

[lazywhore0-0]

Crying I love this so much

What happens when someone destroys the goodluck charm you gave him

Characters: Kaeya, Diluc, Zhongli, Ajax, Itto

Genre: fluff! some teeny tiny hurt/comfort in dilucs but fluff :>

next: i

a/n: idk why but I love this trope, might do it for other characters/fandoms too!! ALSO NOT PROOF READ AHAHA

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Kaeya

He always wear your gift with pride, always showing off and rambling about you

He never leaves without it, always keeping it on him at all times

Even in the middle of a battle

The moment the good luck charm is slightly broken

Tempature drops

You can litteraly see your breath as Kaeya’s eyes hold a cold fury

He’s so calm it’s actually terifying

Kaeya will deal with the culprit(s) painfully slow

Toying with them, making them pay that they ruined his most prized posession

He will spend the whole time cuddling you from behind as you worked on reparing it, his head resting against your shoulder as he watches you work, occasionly placing soft kisses against your neck

Diluc

He will immediatly punch the one who broke it

No hesatation

They dare to ruin the goodluck charm you gave him

Each time he glances at it, he’s reminded of your sweet smile

It was his comfort, and now it lays destroyed

Whomever did that is going to be on his blacklist forever

Once he dealt with the culprit, he hides the fact it’s broken from you and tries to repare it, he feels guilty he wasn’t able to take care of it :((

You noticed that your gift was gone and immediatly thought if he was mad at you

Or maybe he didn’t like it and now that a few months passed since you gifted him the goodluck charm, he just discarded it somewhere

You felt like an idiot thinking that one of the richest person in Teyvat would actually want something handmade

That is until you find him trying to piece together the broken parts

He slumped as he confessed what happened, ashamed he didn’t care for it properly

He glanced at you, trying to see if you were mad, but was met with the smile he adores as you offered to repair the goodluck charm

He realised that his true goodluck charm will always be your smile

Zhongli

Will definetly release the meterorite on them adghahddjssfj

I’m pretty sure it happens on the first day he wore it too ashkhsjhfjdjk

He might have invented mora, but your gift could never be measured in any currency

He has a lot of knowlege too so if your gift has any lore based, Zhongli will gladly do a 14h monologue on how intricate, thoughtfull, and amazing the goodluck charm is

But when it is broken, you do not want to be there

Even if Zhongli is calm and mature, his glare is enough to make someone faint from fear

Once you repair it, he will create a mini shield so it won’t suffer anymore attacks

Ajax

Will fight them

No questions

No hesitation

It actually most likely occured in a fight tbh

Now they’re doomed 100%

He is actually ashamed how his skills were not good enough to step out of battle intact

Since then, Ajax has changed his fightstyle so your charm will not be damaged again

Arataki Itto

He will cherish it so much, always boosts how he will win not only because he is Arataki Itto, but also because of your goodluck

Once he praised your goodluck charm so much and finaly won one beetle fight

Now there is rumors of an ancient powerful artifact in the crimson oni’s posession

So normaly someone wanted to steal it while he slept, and they were almost succesful until Itto woke up

In the midst of the conflict, the goodluck charm broke

Oh the thief was definetly going to pay for that

The culprit was brought before you tied up and looked like he clearly lost a fight at like 2am

You were still in the vapes of sleep while Itto was complaining how his good luck charm broke and he was clearly going to lose tomorows match

You made him another and he still lost the match

[lazywhore0-0]

Mc actually caring and respecting mammon:

Mammon: wait— that’s illegal