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How funny would it be if as Billy grows so does Marvel. He’s already a massive ass man, depending on how old you hc Billy he could get ginormous.

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Moon Knight: Fist of Khonshu #4 (Marvel, January 2025) cover by Davide Paratore

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Billy Batson can never be adopted by Batman because all of his villains would immediately curb stomp the Batfam.

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This is me. Kinda jealous of all the writers who can write quickly because I can't.

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"I PICK SUPERMAN"

"YOU GET BATMAN"

who would you pick though?

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The man himself in the JL: Unlimited preview! Look at hiiiiiiimmm!!!

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Trans!Billy Batson is a very creative headcannon (also aroace!Billy is my favorite so....)! Not only because the Captain being what Billy thinks is the ideal form for himself but because if he doesn't say anything while he's being Captain Marvel no one will know!

So we can have some fun scenarios to play with!

Like a pride parade in Fawsett! Ever since Billy started the hero business, he has been to every pride parade that has happened without fail! The league was, of course, full of support and some began to participate in the city's pride parades! And like always the press is there to cover the event! So we have this interaction:

Jornalist: So Captain! Why always come to Fawsett city pride parade?

Marvel: Because it is important that the citizens know that we heroes care for them!

Jornalist: Are you not afraid that the public may see you are one of the queers??

Marvel: Excuse me? No? I'm trans. And aroace, this is also for me! Also don't call us that. It's rude.

So now the justice league have another information on what Marvel is! And they have a talk on how "they are gonna respect you no matter what!". The internet is going crazy tho, Fawsett citizens are bragging that they have the first trans superhero, and Billy is on the internet saying that "No! i'm not the first one! i just came out first!!". They also gift him a new cape that is the trans flag!! This may or may not help others superheroes to come out...

I personally headcanon him to be huge like 8'6'' and very masculine so he get asked a lot of questions from Trans kids, specially tips to pass better! And poor Billy has to say that he transitioned using magic and he can't really say much, but he does give some advice like not wearing your binder for long periods of time and trying to wear looser clothes…

Marvel becomes a big advocate for the trans cause, and may have helped some people to transition using magic but whos to say

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What we all wanted Batman to do with the Joker:

(He actually left the bad guy alive)

From Superman/Shazam: First Thunder #4

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They stole Endeavour’s credit card

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Sivana’s Time Trap! CMA 121, June 1951.

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I love the headcanon that Izuku doesn't remember the river scene.

My mom and i came up with the dialog.

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Still forever funny!! 🤣

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oh great, a murderer showing up to my place of work. I'll give him a chat!

Billy is literally just. oh boy THIS AGAIN. I'm obsessed with how NOTHING BURGER threats are to him in this run- HE GIVES ZERO FUCKS

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