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SUPERMAN (2025) dir. James Gunn

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Superman | 2025 | 🎥 James Gunn

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SUPERMAN'S CAPE (being it's own character)

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#He's the perfect superman

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From war vet to mercenary to super nanny, Placide has had some questionable career choices.

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They’re both,,, 12 years old.

Man of Steel #3

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Big sister's experience deciding what to wear for her little brother, but it's Mary and Billy

They've been called up for a reconnaissance mission in undercover, but everyone knows Captain Marvel SUCKS at it because he always shows up with a huge trench coat, sunglasses, a mysterious hat and his bright red suit would still be pocking up somewhere

But they really need Marvel to do it, and he's like "don't worry! This time I can really pull it off, okay? I promise"

But Mary is there, Mary listens and she smiles like a little devil

"The problem is that Cap is terrible at dressing up, he's such a workaholic that he doesn't even know how to dress without the hero vibes anymore. But that's okay! Mister Batman, can we have some money? I promise I'll make Cap look unrecognizable for this mission! There's just nothing really suitable in his wardrobe."

And Batman just says, "Okay, I'll send you enough money. Please, Miss Marvel, don't let him come in his suit again…"

And then they plan to have Marvel show up at the watchtower before the mission, because they need to make sure he's actually dressed for it. And well, it ends up with Guy Gardner setting off the alarms because of an intruder, but when they go see him, it's Marvel who's looking like the most dad-like guy ever.

flannel shirt, high shorts, tacky belt, a FAN PACK!!! and sneakers

But like, he looks so normal. Seriously. His hair is different, he even has some makeup on to fake frown lines and dark circles on his face. He looks very human, very civil, and he's so dad-coded. Captain Marvel is already dad-coded, but like, a super dad. This dad in front of them is just a tired and proud father with tired eyes but a smile that shows how happy he is in this role.

Mary comes next, she is also dressed as a teenager, and she is smiling so brightly that the stars are jealous.

She is very proud and thanks them so much for letting her do this. She always wanted to pick out Cap's clothes because he is terrible at it and she loved playing dress up with him for a while.

The undecover goes well, it's in a mall and no one even blinks at the dad!cap and daughter, both super casual and happy and normal

Later, Batman finds a video from a security camera, and it's 4 in the morning in a clothing store, Mary and Marvel are there and it really looks like they're playing dress up. Mary picks out things for him, he tries them on and goes to show them to her, he makes some jokes, parades, laughs a lot and everything

Bruce finds this father and daughter moment (because they really don't know they're brother and sister) really cute and it inspires him to ask his daughters to go shopping with him soon

Well, he deletes the videos for the heroes' safety, but he has a backup because he wants to show it to other league mates too. Plus, information.

And Mary is so happy, she wishes she could dress Billy too, not just Marvel. Because, my God, Billy Batson, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SCHOOL WITH ME IN THOSE SONIC SHOES, SONIC T-SHIRT, BATMAN SHORTS AND WONDER WOMAN JACKET, GET OUT OF HERE

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Randomly got the thought that because Fawcett was stuck in time for so long, basically barring them from making outside friendships, the heroes and villains got weirdly close. I mean, the relationships vary in complexity. Obviously some villains are ruthless and others are more willing to compromise, and there are even some who just want to get their aggression out and nothing else.

BUT, you can bet your whiskers that Ibac once helped sneak a bottle of priceless liquor to Billy’s place because he’s been DYING to try a sip but he and many others are slow to aging.

Beautia and Princess Taia regularly go on trips to the mall.

Minute Man trades/steals baseball cards from Sivana, who steals them right back.

The Sivana & Batson twins regularly switch clothes with the respective twin and proceed to fool everyone around them. They laugh about it together.

Oh and they have monthly picnics.

Don’t acknowledge it, they sure don’t. Not all of them are chummy and not all of them are going to leave without picking a fight(notice how I’m not specifically whether it’s just the villains who start a fight😅).

It’s more that they’ve known each other for nearly a century. That they’re all trapped in the bubble that separates them from the problems of the outside world. There are probably other villains out there, grouping up to destroy new heroes.

It’s more that they know each know things about each other. Really close, private things.

It’s more that they all have different levels of trauma when remembering their situation. They all have penpals out there, and family members who they wanted to connect with.

It’s more that, when the bubble breaks and the real world gives them a hard shove, only THEY know what it feels like. The world of heroes vs villains is so different now. They can’t put their finger on why. So many syndicates and underground plots. And so many different hero teams too.

Billy will never say it out loud, but after a long, loud day fighting the Injustice League with the JL, he’s going to detransform on the roof of Sivanna Enterprise and just lay there for a bit.

Sivana will never say it out loud, but after a long, loud day of refusing yet another invitation to join whatever idiotic scheme Lex Luthor and his followers have cooking, he’ll join his greatest nemesis on that roof.

Just for a little while, he’s not THAT nice🙄

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Captain Marvel: Have you never heard of an older couple having a kid? 20 years is NOT a big age gap…

Batman: Hmmm (a new point in the WTF IS GOING ON WITH CAPTAIN MARVEL BOOK)

Captain Marvel: Yeah! Like my friends Abraham and his wife Sarah! Little Isaac was such a cutie… and they were in the 90’s!

Flash: *eyes twitching* Abraham… like the Abraham in the BIBLE Abraham..?

Captain Marvel: Is that what that book is called… yeah, I remember Abraham writing about it and asking me about if I wanted to be a co-author.. I said no though

Flash: “What do you mean you said no??”

Marvel: “I mean I said no. I didn’t wanna take credit for his work. Why would I want to? That be like if I said, I was the co-builder of Noah’s boat. There’s also the fact I didn’t want anything to do with him after he tried to sacrifice to Isaac like it was nothing.”

Flash: “…Noah’s Ark? Or was this another person named Noah who happened to build a boat?”

Supes: “You were there for the sacrifice of Isaac???”

Marvel: *ignores Supes* “I’m pretty sure he called it an Ark. I don’t know why though. It was a boat.”

Batman: “I see. I see. Captain did you have any old friends named Jesus? (Jeez-us)”

Marvel: “You mean little Jesus? (Heh-sus?)”

Batman: “…Yes.”

Marvel: “Well, yes, I did, but I knew his mother Mary better.”

Supes: “You knew Mary?”

Marvel: “Yeah, she was a real sweet pea.”

Flash: “Wait. You’ve mentioned the Wisdom of Solomon before. Is that the actual Solomon and not some bull you say to dodge questions for why you know things?”

Marvel: “Wha— of course it was the actual Solomon!”

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i love to read a character's stoicism as awkwardness. yeah your posture is great and you're mysteriously surveying the scene but it's because you're stiff af and don't know how to approach anyone, right?

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I came up with the idea that Rosa and Victor get their powers from the Wizard. I don't know how, but they do.

Rosa's uniform is white and she's a head taller than Captain Marvel. And you could call her very beautiful. Everyone is speechless when they see her.

Victor's uniform is pink (when he enters the room, a rock version of a Barbie song starts playing) He's two heads taller than his wife and he's just huge. You look at him and think he can squeeze stars with one hand.

Their kids are going crazy, the townspeople are going crazy, the League is going crazy. Everyone is going crazy!!

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Unmute !

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The fact that Loki canonically is a good singer and dances when he’s happy, loves theatre, likes human literature and reading astronomy books, enjoys fashion, and likes eating healthy little snacks. 🥹

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Pressed Flower Wings~

Spring is here and everything is blooming around me. I just wanna paint flowers everyday

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Sunset and Moonrise I love painting water refracting the sun and moon~

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Night Wings Turning the day into the night, the sun into the moon This print and more are %15 off on my website with code SPRING25

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When the Captain meets up with the justice league after one of his solo missions