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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

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Zun really got his twitter hacked to sell shitcoin or whatever and a few months later he had Marisa look into the camera and say i hate NFTs so much it’s unreal and if you fall for that you’re dumb as hell

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Israelis argue over whether Palestinians should be “transferred” to Albania or Indonesia (or elsewhere) while hundreds of thousands of Palestinians are returning to Gaza, including my family who walked 20 kilometers, my elderly parents who walked these long distances to hold on to their land. Genocide is a world of lies. Death is the only truth. Return is life. Life is the ultimate truth. Return is a right. 🗝️🗝️

Never stop helping the Palestinians for a moment, as they are exposed to daily starvation. Your help supports their steadfastness and perseverance on their land. Donate to my family from here.

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i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

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fell asleep and had a dream i was fucking devastated to learn there was "no such thing as an ASCII maid. or a unicode maid." whatever the fuck that means

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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

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My mom just wanted me to help clean something lol

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[ID: A comic featuring the artist themself, a hijab wearing genderfluid person with glasses and a jacket. He's in the middle of a prayer, reciting verses from the Quran. When a voice out of frame yells "SAM!"

Scared, they begin reciting their prayer faster as the yelling gets louder. "SAM COME DOWN!" A caption helpfully notes that they "can't interrupt prayer even for angry moms."

They bend down in ruku and then straighten up again, continuing their prayer, thinking the screaming has stopped. Only to interrupted by a stern "Go bring Sam downstair" directed at someone also out of frame.

The final panel has one last shout in all caps. "BILLI YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING!" (An asterisk helpfully points out that "billi" translates to "cat" in Urdu). The artist, still in the middle of their prayer, fails to stifle a laugh. \End ID]

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Trends on other social media sites:

Try this new dance challenge! Post your glow-up! Get Ready With Me!

Trends on Tumblr:

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“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.

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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

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President Donald Trump last night claimed the military went into Southern California and “turned the water on” in response to the wildfires.

The California Department of Water Resources has rejected this claim. The military DID NOT enter Southern California and the military DID NOT turn the water on.

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Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?