laylandolympus

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do you think you and Kori are in it for the longrun?

Nope. Clearly I only think with my dick and take after my grandfather. I’m obviously only with them to fuck ‘em. And to make Noli jealous, obviously. 

lie meme. 

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I'm trying not to think about you -- ESPECIALLY now that I'm seeing someone else, but I can't stop being mad about what happened at the cast party and I don't know how to get over it without hurting you and Kori.

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2019 ENDS.

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TEXT || KORLAND

Kori: You don't have a Google?!

Layland: 😂 how would o search that? “How to be a demi-god 101”?

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twitter || krisland

@karendelle: Did your director put you up to this to try and lure more people into coming and seeing the show? This tweet is as attention-seeking as they get - trust me, I would know.

@baeland: if i wanted to lure people into the show, or was attention seeking, wouldn’t i be saying that i WILL be showing my ass on stage?? 🤔

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TEXT || KORLAND

Kori: How would YOU not know, your dad is like the most famous one

Kori: 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Layland: We don’t really focus on that! I mean, my mom’s human so we don’t really spend a lot of time doing Demi-god things~

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TEXT || KORLAND

Kori: Are y'all famous for like always being in shit, not instantly smoothing it over?

Kori: She'd never lmao, not unless you like literally held her hostage somewhere. Besides she's all ~moved on and grown up now~

Layland: Fuck if I know.

Layland: Ooh, that sounds a little annoyed and a little not fun.

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TEXT || KORLAND

kori: 😐 You really make it literally impossible to have beef with for more than like 3 seconds. What is wrong with you?

Kori: Sorry for like...attacking you about it? Noli just like..raised some concerns and I do not know how to shut the fuck up sometimes?

Layland: Um...I dunno? I’m a Demi-god? 😅

Layland: You’re fine. And if Noli has concerns, she should probably talk to me about it. Just a thought. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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TEXT || KORLAND

Kori: No, of course not. You're you. But like 👀 you were gone a long time, sometimes shit changes.

Layland: Exactly. I was gone for a long time, and like...of course I didn’t just go around and sleep with people to get over you two.

Layland: Like it took a lot to get over you two. Which I realize that /I’m/ the one who left. But feelings don’t go away over night.

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TEXT || KORLAND

Layland: Is that HONESTLY the kind of person you see me as? Because that’s kinda shitty.

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twitter || korland

@killmekori: No, it's art. I don't need school for that. I just aim paint and make it happen. Just like sports are just sports. But w/e. So heartbroken you had a bunch of sex because sex is just sex and virginity is just a construct? Or was that to numb the pain?

@killmekori: cuz that's my current theory with Noli and 👀👀👀. Actually do not tell me if I'm wrong.

@killmekori: YUP. I'm glad u remember.

@baeland: ...okay, cool. i’m just gonna ✌🏻

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twitter || korland

@killmekori: Ya I know! Why'd you do that btw? Golf is crazy boring and you had two awesome girlfriends that are also best friends. Were you heartbroken?

@baeland: it was a good opportunity! if you had a chance at a full ride for your art, wouldn’t you take that chance? and you guys are awesome, so yeah. of course i was.

@baeland: but now you two are together and are super happy, which is awesome!

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twitter || korland

@killmekori: 🥴

@killmekori: WELL I'M FUN TO TALK TO SO THATS NOT SHOCKING. I DIDN'T MISS YOU IN CASE YOU WERE CURIOUS.

@baeland: that’s understandable. i kinda just up and left, so i can’t say i blame you. 😅

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twitter || korland

@killmekori: MISSED WHAT?

@baeland: being here! talking to you. i missed it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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twitter || korland

@killmekori: WELL EXCUSE US FOR NOT KNOWING YOU'RE SO EVOLVED AND WOKE

@baeland: 😂😂😂 man i missed this.

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twitter || korland

@killmekori: Ofc! But I think she'll be fine now that she has her answers 😌

@killmekori: UH WHY WOULD IT NOT BE? LAST TIME I TALKED TO YOU CONSISTENTLY YOU WERE.

@baeland: okay, i guessS

@baeland: BECAUSE ITS JUST SEX AND VIRGINITY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT.

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twitter || kailand

@kaiwaialiki: she did! I mean.....two sets of exes as two love interests but you know, she did what was best and didn't let that get in the way. 😂

@baeland: oh! I don’t even think of it like that. Noli’s like super talented, so it works and she fits the part! Not that she’s like naive about stuff but she plays it well! And it’s fine. It’s great!

@baeland: And you and Tia sound good together!

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twitter || noland

@nononoli: NO, nothing they say is to be trusted so if they say I've been like wondering about your virginity (which I HAVEN'T) you can't believe them.

@baeland: ...are you high?