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i am a simple being. i see anything, i have a crisis

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anonymously send me a confession or something you want to get off your chest

if you can relate to it then reblog the post x

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I’M UGLY SOBBING OHMYGOD

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Having anxiety is like having a broken spider-sense that is constantly warning you of non-existent danger.

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This made me feel like I need a haircut rn

short hairstyles for women/butches

note: don’t know who these are for the most part! they might be gay, i just found them on google images. also this isn’t a ranked list i just like numbers

1. tapered and long

the top two are probably the best approximation of this cut. i like it because it’s floofy but you don’t necessarily have to have curls to pull it off

2. bowl cut pixie

ngl i thought i wasn’t going to like this but i’m actually a huge fan. gives me kind of edgy lisbeth salander vibes. this would be a really good way for femmes to flag too because it’s kinda off center of straight fashion

3. buzzcut

a classique and sexie look. buzzcuts looks rly good when they’re dyed if you’re into that (i especially love obnoxiously bright colours). if we’re doing characters, this reminds me of furiosa obviously and we all know she’s a lesbian legend

4. undercut

i’m obsessed with undercuts. it looks so so cute with curly hair or straight hair. i also like how it can be really soft or really severe depending on how you style it. it’s also super androgynous

5. short shag

terrible name but a super cute haircut. it’s softer than some of the other ones i have listed if that’s what you’re into. looks cute with curly or straight hair. gives me a bit of baby butch vibes.

6. pompadour

love it! classic! that janelle monae look? beautiful. it lengthens your face if that sweetens the deal for anyone. very dependable and handsome butch look. would highly recommend.

7. curly mohawk

this hairstyle is VERY important to me as a gay because it makes women look beautiful. the top right girl is literally my dream girl. also you can style it soft or really punk which is super hot.

8. random pics of women i found

wow i fuckign. i just love women! look at that! we really do short hair well ladies! thanks for reading my post i hope you enjoyed

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I just looked at sooo many Hannor fanarts ((mostly sad ones)) that this shit made my heart ache...

I JUST WANNA CRY BUT I CANT

someonepleaseloveme

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Dbh Text Posts 7

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How to Give a Rimjob

First you:

and then you:

and then you like:

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the difference between a top and a bottom is a simple curve of the spine

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❤️❤️❤️

please read this

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OH. MY. GOSH.

HE LOOKS SO GOOD.

WOULD TOTALLY SMAASH

Ikemen Summer Festival 2018 Pirate Introduction Campaign

Name: Kenshin Uesugi Series Title: Ikemen Sengoku Special Skill: Swordsmanship

Message from him:

“I wield this sword only to protect the treasure that is you. I shall not have anyone touch you, not even with one finger…You belong to me only.”

byron | sid | kenshin | shingen | ryoma | ray | sirius

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L e g s 

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fun fact: once Freddie Mercury was visiting Hungary and he saw a cool building. this cool building.

and he asked if he could buy it and they had to explain that they were dreadfully fond of him but that is our parliament, mr. mercury

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Old man lol

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do you trust her