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pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
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I believe Misha would be proud.
I’m sorry… (not really though) (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎
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I couldn't fit all of my 9-month pregnant butt into an old Victorian claw-foot. What sorcery is this?
My favorite thing from the internet today.
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When you start to wonder about your own attractiveness...
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I just love that man.
hi yeah i love chris
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Farscape. So I'll be saved, but I'll be tortured first and there will be a big explosion killing a lot of people...well... I guess the number depends on the season.
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Metatron and God walk into a Castle... #2016jokes #FabricOfTheUniverse
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I was explaining gastric bypass and called the stomach an asshole. This is what happened.... #BadGrammar #JediMindTricks #SciFiTookOverMyLife
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Thank you Bruno for all the laughter you spread. #24KMagic #BrunoMars #Spongebob
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