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there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”

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that moment when you wake up on birthday morning and check your emails to find your favourite ao3 fic updated.

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Both versions cz i cant choose wich is my fav!

Alr ik james isnt supposed to have his glasses on stage in tcoptp BUT I JUST CANT IMAGINE JAMES POTTER WITHOUT GLASSES 😞🤚

And ik hes most likely not the type to to get a tattoo but i cant imagine he hasnt been jealous of remus ever since he got lily's initials tatted across his chest and didnt get his own lily initials tattoo as soon as he could

ANYWAY thats how i imagine them on stage, james and sirius would sooo be in their own bestie bubble sometimes and scream lyrics looking at each other and shit, theyd be the best stage duo ever

@motswolo

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James & Sirius:

Lily:

Regulus:

Rosekiller:

Barty:

Sirius & Regulus:

James:

Regulus:

James & Sirius:

Regulus & Remus:

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The true soulmates of the marauders era, more than Wolfstar, more than Jily, more than any romantic ship you can think of, are Sirius Black and James Potter.

James and Lily are canon soulmates, and Wolfstar is the favorite ship of the fandom, yet there are still fics where they aren’t together. But across every fic, every headcanon, every alternate universe, every lifetime, James and Sirius are always best friends.

They are the only true twin flames. There is no universe where they don’t find each other, and love each other. There is no James without Sirius, and no Sirius without James; one cannot exist without the other. Even if one of them dies, they are still together because they are so deeply tied up in each other’s identity. Without one another they’re just two halves of a broken locket, or an unfinished puzzle, missing the one vital piece that makes them a whole. Whether they’re depicted as best friends, brothers, or even lovers, there is no universe where they aren’t fundamentally linked.

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I actually dont care if james and sirius are platonic or not as long as theyre completely obsessed with each other to the point of insanity

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a loose part 2 to the “Sirius Black killed James Potter” nonsense of 1981

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It’s 7 am and James has to go (they had a sleepover)

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sirius and james patiently waiting for their wife (remus) to finish putting sunscreen on them so they can build sandcastles and play in the water

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and then kevin didn’t have an arm anymore

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andrew minyard really has a way with words but like can you imagine how it feels for people when they find out that this short, knives obsessed, batshit asshole is the most eloquent guy you'll ever meet

I mean obviously there is the iconic "is your learning curve a horizontal line?" and the underrated "oh, neil. you are far too heavy to tread ice this thin." or even "hell hath no fury"

but the icing on the cake has got to be "is your spine the spine of the righteous? are you trying your best to step on my toes because you’re feeling the tragic weight of the holier than thou?"

I mean come on

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art by @BottlngSunshine

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When the Minyard twins first met, do you think they were both relieved to see the other one was also 5'0"?

There had to be some relief in seeing proof that in terms of nature v. nurture, their height was 100% nature and seeing their twin was just proof that there was nothing they could have done to be taller. It was not in the cards for them, they were fated to be short and they had a twin as proof now.

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would you eat me if i was a potato???

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concept:

supervillain × henchman with the twist that the supervillain is a sort of cartoon foppish dramatic gay villain with gonzo schemes and no bodycount. and the henchman is secretly a grimdark ultrapowerful Apex Predator supervilllain who came to Stake Out the competition. got mistaken for a henchman and found this so fucking funny hes just 100% committed to the bit.

hes carrying around boxes of fucking Acme Corporation sticks of dynamite. hes dressing in the matching stylish outfit. hes managing the other henchmen to execute gonzo schemes flawlessly. genuinely the most fun hes ever had in his life

his dumbass gay boss has literally no idea the lengths he is going to behind the scenes to make sure nobody interferes with any of this shit.

(apex supervillain, in his Supervillain Disguise. homoerotically and terrifyingly flirt/threatens flamboyant supervillain. smash cut to this poor man lying face down on a couch unpacking this with the very attentive henchman)

("hes going to eat me maybe????? but GOD that was the HOTTEST fucking thing thats ever happened to me. but i might DIE?? do u think he LIKES me...."

henchman: i think he does :3)

the ruse comes out when someone who the apex supervillain didnt catch comes to ACTUALLY challenge/harm his gay boss in public and apex supervillain is like. yeah no we're not doing this. time for the power of unfathomable violence.

gay supervillain promptly has a FULL MELTDOWN. oh my god the blood. and also. "you LIED TO ME???"

apex supervillain, apologetically: "I was waiting to see if you'd ever figure it out yourself. And the longer it went the funnier it got."

gay supervillain: "I TRUSTED you!! you were my BEST HENCHMAN"

apex supervillain: aw. past tense?

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"Has anyone ever told you that your evil lair is like really inaccessible?" The protagonist asked, looking around them. "What are you going to do if I break your leg? Float? And dont get me started on the font choice for this list of demands... " They clicked their tongue. "I know you're going for menacing, but DUDE. Basic inclusive design."

The villain gawped at them.

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Let The Sunshine In (2017) dir. by Claire Denis