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The holidays be testing me. On the real can I jump some hypebeast muffucka? It would make me feel 100% better.

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Tfw you wanna jump some hypebeast mufucka

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Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️

Hempire - become a plant mogul

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish

Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters

Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

Golf Orbit - ever played golf on mars?

Ball Blast - Just shoot the balls. Simple right? ;)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions

Crowd City - Become the popular kid in town by running around 

Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon

Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit

Spill it - drop balls and break glass

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?

Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer

Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets

Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

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SIGN ME TF UP

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The best kind of people are the ones that come into your life, and make you see the sun where you once saw clouds. The people that believe in you so much, you start to believe in you too. The people that love you, simply for being you. The once in a lifetime kind of people.

(via purplebuddhaquotes)

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you a hoe fo sho

What what

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Michelle Yeoh is totally stunting for herself and I love it

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via jon m chu (director of crazy rich asians) on twitter

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“Distance doesn’t ruin a relationship. Doubts do.”

—

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Thats ok, we can still be married lolol

Ohhh awks, Im already married though 

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The damage is done Im heartbroken 4life

Noooo 😭

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woooooow you finally replied to my meep after 99999999 years

Lmao I'm not the best at replying chill

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meep

Moop

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How would you ask a crush out?

Try to get to know each other without revealing too much, last thing you would want to do is wear your heart on your sleeve day 1. After you’ve gauged their interests use it as a method to your approach to ask them out. But most importantly, just be confident about yourself, I mean the worst that could ever happen is a no.

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“I’d like to destroy you a few times in bed.”

— Ernest Hemingway (via purplebuddhaquotes)