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This is the most father-son thing I have ever seen. Pritchard casually teasing his son, while Halt is just ignoring him like the bored teenager that he is.

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Okay so I already have a headcanon that Halt swears and insults people in Hibernian all the time and gets away with it but

Imagine if one day he's with the renegade rangers and he mildly swears at one of them (all in good fun)

But Prichard is there

And he says, in perfect Hibernian, "I heard that"

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Treat please! I'd love to read something featuring Halt with Will as a child ^-^

[Image ID: A 9 page comic featuring young Will in a baggy, patched up outfit and no shoes, and Halt in his normal attire but younger and with his hood up. They are in a large field full of flowers; behind will is a bunch of trees, and beyond Halt are rolling hills and a cloudless blue sky.

Page 1

Panel 1: The trees are framing the field of wild-flowers. Will is looking out into it, a silhouette against the colorful background.

Panel 2: Will is looking around, smiling open-mouthed.

Panel 3: Will spots something! His shoulders shrug upwards, there's a shocked look on his face.

Panel 4: Will's body relaxes as he realizes the ranger is not turned towards him (though Halt can see him out of the corner of his eye) but he still looks at the figure in front of him warily, ready to run at any given moment.

Panel 5: Will steps cautiously towards Halt. "Um... Hello?" he asks.

Page 2

Panel 1: Halt turns to look at him. Will starts sweating and backing up, putting his hands up in a "I surrender!" gesture. "Is-Is something wrong, mister?" he asks. Under his breath, he adds, "Please don't curse me."

Panel 2: Close up of Halt's face. He's squinting at Will.

Panel 3: He shakes his head.

Panel 4: Halt resumes his previous position. Will looks to the side and down awkwardly, clasping his hands together.

Panel 5: Will goes back on his heels, swinging his arms, and closing his eyes.

Panel 6: He goes forward, not quite on his tip-toes, swinging his arms back. He stares blankly at nothing. Halt watches him out of the corner of his eyes.

Panel 7: Will settles and asks "Mind if I sit here?"

Page 3

Panel 1: Close up of Halt turning his head towards him again. He asks, "Don't you know it's dangerous to be alone with strangers?"

Panel 2: Will arches his eyebrows in a frown, his pupils dilating and his mouth in an upside down 7.

Panel 3: He puts his hand behind his head and looks away. "Baron Arald told me, once. But everyone seems so nice. How could they be dangerous?"

Panel 4: Small Halt raises his eyebrow incredulously.

Panel 5: Will tilts his head, smiling nervously, he brings his palms up by his chest and faces them outwards. "I mean, aside from you of course!"

Panel 6: He looks to the other side. "I also have someone back at the ward who's mean, but I would just call him a bully. He wouldn't... I don't know... kill me... You won't kill me, will you?"

Panel 7: Side view of the both of them. Will looks up at Halt, who is crossing his arms. He says, "Are you willing to take that chance?"

Panel 8: Will puts his hand by his head, his palm facing upwards. "Well, in retrospect, I think you would've killed me already."

Panel 9: Will continues, "So, technically I already took that chance." As Halt is pinching the bridge of his nose.

Page 4

Panel 1: Halt has his eyes closed. One of his hands is like Will's, his elbow resting on the other hand. He says, "Someday, you might meet someone who won't be as merciful as me W—"

Panel 2: Will is looking up at him frowning, with dot eyes. "Boy," Halt finishes.

Panel 3: "... Maybe," Will says, looking to the side.

Panel 4: Close up of Will's eyes. He has noticed something!

Panel 5: "Hey, what's that?" Will asks, pointing at a golden heart laying in the grass. Halt turns to where he's pointing. /End ID]

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Page 5

Panel 1: Close up of the locket. Engraved on it are two gloved hands holding a heart with a simple crown above it.

"I'm-I'm sorry sir. That's too much, isn't it?"

Panel 2: A hand reaches into the panel to grab the locket.

Panel 3: Halt looks down at the locket, now in his palm. "No, no... it's a locket. I got it from someone very dear to me."

Panel 4: Halt has a small smile on his face while still looking down at it. Will looks at him with his arms behind his back. "Oh..."

Panel 5: Will leans forward. "It's very pretty," he says. Halt nods.

Panel 6: Halt looks at the locket longer. Will's mouth settles into a neutral expression.

Page 6:

Panel 1: Will's arms move to his sides and he straightens his back. "Um, so... It looks like it opens up."

"Yes, that's a function of a locket," Halt replies.

Panel 2: Will steps to the side, smiles nervously, and clasps his hands together again. "Do you mind if I look inside?"

Panel 3: "Obviously it's ok if not, I don't want to force you to do anything," Will continues. Halt rolls his eyes.

Panel 4: Will tilts his head back and looks to the side. His palms are facing upwards by his shoulders. "—I doubt I'd be able to anyway—but I was just—" During this, Halt waits with a clenched fist over top his palm.

Panel 5: Will pauses his charade, noticing the fist, and looks down at it. Halt plops the locket into his hand.

Panel 6: Will smiles, feeling the surface with his free hand. "... Really?"

"Really," Halt confirms.

Page 7:

Panel 1: Will opens the locket with a "Click!"

Panel 2: Side view of Will looking down at it, mouth open slightly reading the text engraved in it. A little ways beside him, Halt has a small smile again and is looking at him with fondness.

Panel 3: Bust shot of Will furrowing his eyebrows, a question forming in his mind.

Panel 4: "Where'd you get this?" He asks.

Panel 5: Back to the original set up, but Halt is now looking away into the distance. "... Hibernia."

"Ah," Will says, also looking into the distance. That's why he sounds weird, he thinks.

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(The first four panels are the same set up: Will hunched over sitting Halt, both of his hands clenching the locket over his chest).

Panel 1: "What does it mean?" Will asks, a big smile over his face.

Panel 2: "You ask a lot of questions, don't you?" Halt replies. Will's mouth turns to a closed smile, sparkles lighting up in his eyes similar to how a puppy's look.

Panel 3: Halt looks away. Will stays the same.

Panel 4: Halt lowers his head slightly with a sigh. Will closes his eyes and smiles with his teeth.

Panel 5: Halt holds his hand and looks away, tilting his head slightly. "It means 'Best friends forever.'"

Behind him are various drawings of Caitlyn. She has long curly hair, half of it in two braids leading to a small pony-tail. She has puffy sleeves and on her chest is a circle with a high collar. With 15 drawings overall, there are two objects scattered within: a head of a teddy bear and a book of flowers. One of them is the head of a fluffy dog, Madra, with closed eyes. 5 of the drawings of Caitlyn are portraying her younger years: her brushing a doll's hair with her tongue sticking out; her with big eyes and food all over her face; her looking up at the stars with her hands over her chest; her reaching out a hand while pointing in the distance; her reaching up as if wanting him to pick her up, and her with her arms spread out, dress and hair blowing in the wind. In her older years, looking from 10-13, she's holding paintbrushes mischievously, smiling as if she's laughing about something, and holding flowers which frame her head. Down in the right corner, there's a picture of Ferris with his eyes crossed out, Caitlyn and Halt holding hands, and older Caitlyn, smiling, with tears rolling down her—

"I hope I have one of those someday..."

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Panel 1: Halt looks down at a hunched over Will. He's looking wistfully at the locket he is dangling in the air.

It fades to a black background. "I'm sure you will.

Now, hand me my locket and get back to the ward before I curse you." /End ID]

Um- uh- Happy Halloween!!

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[Image ID: The "What's more bisexual meme", edited to say "which is more autistic". The left side, with the rainbow infinity symbol, says "being autistic"; the right side, with an image of Halt, says "whatever the fuck halt o'carrick has going on". /end]

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gilan gets a bit more than he bargained for

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Why have I not seen LITERALLY ANYONE talk about how in Erak’s Ransom, when Will saves the group, Horace yells “Will!!” And holds up his tied hands AND WILL SHOOTS IT AND FREES HIM??? LIKE THAT WAS SO COOL WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT????? The fact that, number one, Horace knew Will was skilled enough to do it, number two, Horace TRUSTED Will not to shoot his hand, number three, Will understood what Horace wanted him to do, and finally, the fact that WILL WAS ABLE TO DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?? Now obviously rangers are very trained and blah blah blah but THATS STILL BADASS????

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Reblog to give Halt a pair of noise-canceling headphones

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Can we talk about how breaking the burning bridge is for a second. Will goes off on his first-kinda-not-solo-mission and halt, who has come to love this fucking dumbass as his son, loses his mind for a little bit. He just starts throwing people into moats, and it gets so bad that Alyss has to go with him and he STILL THROWS SOMEONE IN A MOAT. And meanwhile, Will is panicking because his best friend and this random girl (who turns out to be THE CROWN PRINCESS) are RELYING ON HIM to get them out of danger. AND THEN HE HAS TO BURN DOWN A BRIDGE WHICH IS GOING TO BE USED TO TAKE OVER THE KINGDOM. And even though he’s never done any of this, even though he’s only been an apprentice for a YEAR, he does it without hesitation and SAVES THE KINGDOM. And then he gets kidnapped. And put in even more danger not only because he burned down the bridge, but because of a necklace he wears. THE GUY IS THEN SHIPPED AWAY. And Halt realizes what’s happening, he’s running so fast that he’s fucking up his steps- the one thing he was always trained to never do, and. He’s too late. No matter how many arrows he shoots, no matter how loud he calls, he never hears Will call back to him. Will can barely hear him. It’s over. Morgarath is defeated, but Will is gone, and the chance of his survival is so low that Halt is seen as crazy for committing treason for him. And Halt copes with the loss of his bright, kind, intelligent apprentice by making him a new bow. He cries about him, claiming that he was worth the tears. Will, meanwhile, only wants to go home, but because of the warmweed, he doesn’t even remember where home is. He doesn’t remember halt. He doesn’t remember the cabin in the trees. He doesn’t even care if there’s a future left for him. But Halt travels across seas, across countries, through every obstacle imaginable to get to him. And when they reunite, it’s been a year since they saw each other, and Will is just rambling and crying and hugging him and Halt cries too and god they make me sick

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Will: I want to grow up and be like Halt!  Crowley: That is called Acquiring Depression.

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P4?

Again family stuff with mainly Will, Gilan, Halt and Crowley

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Will: I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually

finds me first.

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Halt: Damn, the power went out.

Will: Don't worry, I got this.

Will: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Halt: What-?

Will: I swallowed a glow stick!

Halt, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Halt: Gilan...

Gilan: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a f***.

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Crowley: Who's in charge here?

Will, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

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Will: What would Halt think?

Gilan: Ok, that's an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if... we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told him?

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Halt : Yes, I'm adopting Will and you cowards can't tell me no!

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Halt: I'm telling you, my team is competent.

Crowley, rushing in: Halt! Gilan tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

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Will: I will send my army to attack!

Will: *releases a dumpster of puppies*

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Will: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Halt and not do the thing,

Will: Well there's a clear right answer here.

Will: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

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Halt: GET BACK HERE!

Will: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

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Crowley: Are you a painting?

Halt: What-?

Crowley: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Gilan: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

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Crowley: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Will: The cow??

Crowley: What?

Gilan: Will, WHY?

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Crowley: Silence is golden.

Halt: Duct tape is silver.

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Will: When do you usually go to sleep?

Halt: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

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Halt: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?

Gilan: Exercise more!

Will: Set yourself on fire.

Crowley: There are two kinds of people.

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Halt, looking through their clothes: has anyone seen my top?

Gilan: Crowley's in the kitchen

Halt:

Halt: Not what I meant

Gilan: Oh, Duncan's in the study

Halt: I was talking about my clothes

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Crowley: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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Halt: We need to distract these guys.

Crowley: Leave it to me.

Crowley: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Gilan & Will: *immediately begin arguing*

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Halt: What the f*** is wrong with you??

Crowley: What? No good morning?

Halt: Good morning, what the f*** is wrong with you??

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Will: Help! I’m drowning!

Gilan: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!

Will: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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Crowley: I'm tired.

Halt: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!

Crowley: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

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Crowley: I'm tired.

Halt: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!

Crowley: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

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Gilan: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

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Gilan: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Will: But don't you hate yourself.

Gilan: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

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Will: I have to say, I'm a little embarra**ed for you.

Gilan: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool!

Will: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!

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Crowley: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Will: Apparently, we're not.

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Will: Why am I the bad guy?

Gilan: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Will, texting Halt: *sends a voice message*

Halt, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Will: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Halt: *presses play*

Will's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Halt: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Gilan: *crouches down*

Crowley: *kneels down*

Horace: *sits on the floor*

Halt:

Halt: I hate all of you.

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Gilan: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Will: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will shoot you.

Gilan: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.

Will: ...

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Gilan: Do you want some tea?

Halt: What are the options?

Gilan: Yes or no.

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Will: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.

Halt: You know that's called a coma, right?

Will:

Will: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

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Crowley: Hello, if you're hearing this, you've probably been recently adopted by my husband. I am very pleased to meet you. Contact me so that I can participate in your upbringing!

Crowley: After the beep, press one to connect with me, or two if you want to talk to your new mother first.

beeep

Horace: wtf

Voice: Hello, this is answering machine of Lady Pauline duLacy. If you are contacting about a business matter, please call back later. If you're here about joining the family, press two.

Horace:

Horace: Okay...

beeep

Pauline: Hello, so you have recently been adopted by one of my husbands. Welcome to the family, nice to meet you!

Horace:

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I kind of made this for more brotherly content between Will and Gilan but cralt somehow managed to sneak in, so there's also a bit of that.

These mostly fit a specific au but I'm not gonna explain that here. Let me know if you want it though.

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Gilan: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Will: Neither.

Will: Because it's twelve.

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Gilan: Dom or sub?

Will: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though

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Gilan: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Will: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Gilan: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Will!

Will: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

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Gilan: I’m so excited!

Will: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...

Gilan: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!

Will: Yeah!

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Gilan: This bloodline ends with me.

Will: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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Gilan: What happened?!

Will: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Gilan: Sh-short??

Will: Shit's f*cked.

Gilan: Okay, long.

Will: Shit's very f*cked.

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Gilan: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.

Gilan: One... two... three.

Will: ...

Gilan: ...

Gilan: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Gilan: Hey Will, can you give me the opposite of these words?

Gilan: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.

Will: Never, Going, To, Give, You-

Will: The f***ing satisfaction.

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Gilan, throwing a pokeball at Will: Will, I choose you!

Will, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

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Gilan: Who hurt you?

Will: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Gilan: ...Yes, actually.

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Will : Here comes the lightning!

Will , whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.

Crowley: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.

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Gilan: You look mentally ill.

Will : I am. Let’s go.

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Gilan: Guys, they're definitely prepared for us. They even have a training model of our brand new top-secret stealth helicopter.

Will : No you idiot, that’s ours we crashed!

Gilan: Oh yeah. I guess that makes more sense

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Crowley: Hey Halt, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Halt, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Crowley: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Halt!

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Crowley: Ow!

Halt: What’s wrong?

Crowley: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Halt: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

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Kidnapper: I have your partner.

Will: What? I don't have a partner...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife and spit in my face?

Will: Oh my god, you have Gilan.

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*Crowley and Will are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*

Crowley: oh my god, Will , backwards!

Will : Really, Crowley? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

Crowley: THIS REALLY AIN'T THE TIME FOR SARCASM.

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Crowley: Where are your parents?

Will : What are parents?

Crowley: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

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Halt: I don't want to fight you!

Crowley: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!

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Gilan: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Will : Navy blue isn't your color.

Gilan: Navy blue brings out my eyes you little shit *Chases after Will *

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Gilan: Do you even know what an amulet is?

Will : Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Gilan: Will , those are omelettes.

Will : Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

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Will : Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.

Horace: I don’t usually eat with losers.

Will : Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?

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Will: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Gilan : They do.

Halt: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Crowley: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Will...

Halt: As you should be.

Crowley: No, for real, they're kind of-

Halt: As. You. Should. Be.

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Halt: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.

Crowley, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.

Will: Wow, Halt was late too! What a coincidence!

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Halt: *raises eyebrows*

Crowley: *screams* Put one down!

Halt: *raises one eyebrow*

Crowley: ah, yes, that better.

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Will: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Gilan : Will, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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Will: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Gilan : Will, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Will: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Gilan : I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Will: I sleep with a knife.

Crowley: Both of you are pathetic.

Gilan : Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Crowley: Halt.

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Crowley: We call that a traumatic experience.

Crowley, turning to Gilan : Not a "bruh moment".

Crowley, turning to Halt: Not "sadge".

Crowley, turning to Will: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Halt: That's ridiculous, Crowley doesn't have a crush on me.

Will: Yes they do.

Gilan : Yes they do.

Crowley: Yes I do.

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Will: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Gilan: Cannibalism.

Will: *confused chewing noises*

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Halt: Yesterday, I overheard Will saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Crowley replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Officer: What’s your name?

Gilan, whispering to Halt:Can I tell them my real name?

Halt: No!

Gilan: I’m… Halt.

Halt, whispering to themselves: The ONE TIME they get my name right…

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Crowley: Guess what I'm about to get!

Halt: On my nerves.

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Will: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops!

Gilan: *loads shotgun* I got this.

Will: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

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Crowley: Alright, who's turn is it to give the speech?

Gilan: I think it was Halt's turn.

Halt: *takes a sip from his coffee* Fuck shit up and don't die. *takes another sip*

Will: *sniffs* Inspirational.

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