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I merely needed to inform Tumblr that I was sexy Kermit Joker (The Croaker) for Halloween. I did unspeakable things for this costume. There is a "Muppet Hole" sign on my ass as we speak.

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oh boy i start my job as a wound man tomorrow can't wait to be stabbed, sliced, slashed, lacerated, eviscerated, bludgeoned, cudgeled, beaten with rods, beaten with irons, shot with arrows, shot with cannons, have spears thrown into me, have spears thrown through me, impaled on spikes, flayed, flensed, boiled, shot with arrows again, and have rocks dropped on my head

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the smol-beanification of will graham is fucking insane like he’s killed two people onscreen and has encephalitis, he would not be blushing that much. he thinks about killing people for a living, and those are his words, not mine. he’s a grown ass man with a wife and a kid, and works some of the most disgustingly creative murder cases in his universe. also hannibal is not a fucking daddy dom alpha bro. he cried real ass tears when he got his boyfriend arrested for killing someone while talking his wife. also, in response to being rejected, he hid behind will’s house for several hours, probably crying, until the police showed up to arrest him. and he did so in the most melodramatic way possible, he kneeled in the snow, eyefucked will, and got hauled off to the mental hospital

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the new town doctor takes house calls 👁👁

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hannibal was so manic pixie dream girl coded when he went from wanting to saw into will’s literal skull & eat it to being like ‘that was but a passing fancy I’m actually going to turn myself in for being a serial killer & let my man come to me bc he’ll always know exactly where I am (jail)”

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in some universe there’s a version of the show where Hannibal was just some normal guy until he met Will and then went all cannibal ripper crazy cause Wills pussy magic was just that strong

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will graham is so cringely self-aware.... nervous smile whenever he says something just a tad too honest about his mental state... that folding inward reaction when exposing himself just a tad too much...

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isn’t it wild how in hannibal they had a guy flaying people’s backs and a human totem pole and a guy crawl out of a horse and girls impaled on stag antlers and um. a hallucinatory threesome and kaleidoscopic sex. but no one was allowed to say fuck. because THAT would be too much. that would have crossed the line

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somewhere under the sea-

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Posting Hannibal related memes until they save Hannibal, day 705.

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"you are such a baby, aren't you"

"Will, if that dog was just a little bit bigger it would have been a horse"

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Doctor "just draw one more clock bro I swear it'll help you bro" Lecter

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mawwiage

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new favorite theory

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Obsessed with the fact that Will Graham started showing up to work DRENCHED in sweat and visibly miserable and ill and started saying things like “had to get the skin off of you” but had apparently been so viscerally off-putting in the past that literally no one batted an eye

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if our love doesn’t spill so much blood that mold starts to grow and fester between the floorboards I don’t want it