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ohmygoodness I can feel the baby kicking— /pos

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GUYS HELP MY GIRLFRIEND IS AAAAAA—

how do you deal with being called beautiful—

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Suspicions..?

..someone who hurt my partner system and friend system. Bad.

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uh, no, an Uzi, but not batzi-

I just happen to be dating several pretty girls??

…i have a suspicion on who you are based on my notifications but i wont accuse.

But also fair

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glances towards polycule in a totally straight way

fair enough, girls are pretty,,

…batzi is that you. /j /aff

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What's /dj mean??

also

gay

uhhh /dj is a Dark Joke tone indicator—

also you’d be gay too if you were a girl who got rizzed by both a pretty worker and a pretty fellow disassembley drone…

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RAW TURKEY IS SO DUMB I LOVE IT

also, aw ): sorry you couldn't make any friends

but also, silly gay

Ehehehahehehe…

Its okay!! I dealt with… my lizzy in the same way all Uzis do. /dj

look lizbiz and jayjay are cute and funny, bite me

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Did you happen to make any worker drone friends?

In source? Nuh uh…

But now im taken by two absolutely amazing and gorgeous girls…~

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I JUST ACTUALLY WATCHED THE CLIP WITH SOUND

UNCOOKED TURKEY

ITS FUNNY ISNT IT??

That video always can cheer cynze up with its sheer dumbness…

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Oh jeez I didn't know it was that sensitive! I meant more like.. who'd you swap places with, I'm assuming N?/nfta

..honestly probably, but fuck if I know— /hj

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pffft.. gaybird..

got a source question if that's okay, who'd you swap with?

…bit of a sensitive topic But—

Our entire squad is made up of me, lizzy, and thad.. who uh…

liked lizzy..

Enough to help her be pretty goddamn mean to me.

He was a damn simp, the bad kind.

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oh you're trapped in cuddles, alright

Honestly I am not complaining, I love my girlfriends…both of them…so so much. :3

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why can't you get out of bed? is it because you're pregnant or..?

because I dont think J will allow me.. /aff /j

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We used to watch him, recognized the animation and funny arm movements!

Ohhhh! Cynze watches him like, daily, and i occasionally semiwatch from my bed where im not allowed to get up /silly /j /aff

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is that Russian Badger???

Hell yeah!! Why?

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And for my first trick! /j

Shitpost clip right from Cynze’s stash :3

ehehehe uncooked turkey running down a hallway—

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Im Serial Designation U! Im a ‘swap au fictive’, basically. Just because Im a Disassembley Drone doesnt mean Im any less bitey!!

For newcomers, our hosts mainblog is @a-horrid-multiplex !!! go poke her too, shes nice

Pronouns!

She / They

I am taken by my beautiful girlfriends Lizzy and J~!

As I am a adult, suggestive is fine, but outright NSFW WILL be deleted on sight.

Tags!

#hummingbird buzzes <- Answering asks / general posting

#flying off <- I have left front

#landing in <- I have come back into front

#gaybird <- For when Im rambling about my girlfriends or similar. BITE ME THEYRE PRETTY OKAY—

#wobbly flight <- shitposting. I will shitpost sometimes <3