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i hope my phone blows up

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they are making being sloppy illegal

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One of life’s great pleasures is letting your face completely drop to dead apathy after having to fake cheerful friendliness for some fuckass job

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when the girl has a penis and is an animal. someone add an image

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Why is Duck is trying to eat the hampster 😂

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how it feels to not gives a fuck or shit

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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

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calling in to work sick with a “weird dream”

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oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈

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it's always so funny to see a bug just fucking booking it across the floor. like girl where are you going. bug plans

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