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after this c*ovid shit they should let us smoke indoors and in airplanes for at least a year

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i will never forget in 2022 when i went to the same starbucks every day for like 4 months. and every day i ordered the same thing (grande iced matcha latte with oat milk). and every day it was the same barista and he was so rude to me every single time. and then one day i got in line and he immediately started making my matcha latte when he saw me and as i went to grab it off the counter, he stopped me and looked in my eyes and said "i'm sorry i'm such an asshole to you every day. this job sucks everyone is such a dick to me and youre the only regular who isnt so i take it out on you. and that probably wont change but im sorry anyway." and then the next time i went, he was rude as fuck to me again like nothing had ever happened. life is so strange.

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my ape brain when it gets dark at 4:45pm

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emotional support dog (dog you have to emotionally support)

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OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

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The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) Dir. Brian Henson

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he's listening and learning

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Are you ugly on purpose pickles?

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why cant i find anyone talking shit about dexter original sin this show is fucking awful

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im just walking around the house cleaning up debris.. therrs so much drebris ..... i dropped soooooooooooo many sticks in here earlier