lauvieknows

[lauvieknows]

How am I supposed to know? Don’t ask me.. [She responds annoyed]

[ ominously jumps down from the roof and lands on her feet next to lauvie ] hellooo..!

— @viequalsviolence

Just… give me.. a second [Wheezes before coughing again and gripping onto Vi for dear life] Whatever the fuck this is… I’m never smoking this shit again.. [She says through a hoarse voice, eyes bloodshot and hands shaking]

[lauvieknows]

A nonalcoholic that also worked at a bar... [She frowns, trying her best to hold onto Vi] ... I miss my mom ugh

[ ominously jumps down from the roof and lands on her feet next to lauvie ] hellooo..!

— @viequalsviolence

Just… give me.. a second [Wheezes before coughing again and gripping onto Vi for dear life] Whatever the fuck this is… I’m never smoking this shit again.. [She says through a hoarse voice, eyes bloodshot and hands shaking]

[lauvieknows]

Bro I’m seeing stars and rainbows what the fuck, just grab my arm and help me! [She whines, gripping onto the counter to hold herself up]

[ ominously jumps down from the roof and lands on her feet next to lauvie ] hellooo..!

— @viequalsviolence

Just… give me.. a second [Wheezes before coughing again and gripping onto Vi for dear life] Whatever the fuck this is… I’m never smoking this shit again.. [She says through a hoarse voice, eyes bloodshot and hands shaking]

[lauvieknows]

Uhm yes the fuck you are? Even if you don’t invite me, I’m breaking in so don’t even think about it..

And no, I can walk by myself just fine- ow fuck! [She holds her knee that she just hit on a corner] why would they put a corner here! Motherfuckers…

[ ominously jumps down from the roof and lands on her feet next to lauvie ] hellooo..!

— @viequalsviolence

Just… give me.. a second [Wheezes before coughing again and gripping onto Vi for dear life] Whatever the fuck this is… I’m never smoking this shit again.. [She says through a hoarse voice, eyes bloodshot and hands shaking]

[lauvieknows]

Yeah sure… let me just- [She grabs the empty glasses and takes the to the sink, barely walking straight as she does. She then walks out from behind the counter while gripping onto it for balance.] Shit man, I’m seeing stars…

[ ominously jumps down from the roof and lands on her feet next to lauvie ] hellooo..!

— @viequalsviolence

Just… give me.. a second [Wheezes before coughing again and gripping onto Vi for dear life] Whatever the fuck this is… I’m never smoking this shit again.. [She says through a hoarse voice, eyes bloodshot and hands shaking]

[lauvieknows]

Really? [She fills up two shots for Vi and hands them over to her, stumbling over a little as the drink starts to affect her.] Jesus Christ, my head…

[ ominously jumps down from the roof and lands on her feet next to lauvie ] hellooo..!

— @viequalsviolence

Just… give me.. a second [Wheezes before coughing again and gripping onto Vi for dear life] Whatever the fuck this is… I’m never smoking this shit again.. [She says through a hoarse voice, eyes bloodshot and hands shaking]

[lauvieknows]

Tsk, as if. [She then proceeds to fill up another shot and gulps it down aswell, cringing at the taste.] Gosh, how do people drink this…

[ ominously jumps down from the roof and lands on her feet next to lauvie ] hellooo..!

— @viequalsviolence

Just… give me.. a second [Wheezes before coughing again and gripping onto Vi for dear life] Whatever the fuck this is… I’m never smoking this shit again.. [She says through a hoarse voice, eyes bloodshot and hands shaking]

[lauvieknows]

I’ve only started drinking a lot recently! I’m still not used to it.. Cut me some slack.. [She frowns, squeezing her eyes as she takes her shot too.]

[ ominously jumps down from the roof and lands on her feet next to lauvie ] hellooo..!

— @viequalsviolence

Just… give me.. a second [Wheezes before coughing again and gripping onto Vi for dear life] Whatever the fuck this is… I’m never smoking this shit again.. [She says through a hoarse voice, eyes bloodshot and hands shaking]

[lauvieknows]

Timeskip incoming! (OOC)

After a LOT of asking, we're FINALLY gonna do a timeskip and give you guys what you asked for.. Namely Timebomb marriage and Timebomb baby!

Now, those things won't happen instantly upon doing the timeskip, but they will happen almost right away, so same thing! Here's a small list of accounts that come to mind for me while writing this that could be affected! If you're on this list and would like to NOT be added to this timeskip AU, please let me know right away, since it will be taking effect tomorrow! (Another post will be made right before it happens, since there's no defined hour for it just yet)

The timeskip will take us FOUR YEARS into the future! And the proper timezone will be announced later, but it will happen in BRT (Brasília time, AKA the standard Brazilian timezone!)

Affected list (I'll try tagging per account instead of per blog, so dw if some characters that should be here don't show up on the list!)

@jinx-askme

@viequalsviolence

@scarcane

@bighammered

@dr-viktor-talis

@theundergroundhound

@lauvieknows

@unregistermadnessofzaun

@tired-in-tree

@j4mie-kiramman

AGAIN, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE REMOVED/ADDED TO THIS LIST, CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, BECAUSE THE TIMESKIP WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW!

[lauvieknows]

(OOC)

My mom had a dream about Jayce chasing her with his hammer after we watched arcane together. She says it was the most terrifying thing ever.

[lauvieknows]

(OOC)

VANDER GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU COULDVE THREW HIS ASS BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG you gon let a tiny knife get to you? BRO HIS HEAD IS THE SAME SIZE AS YOUR HAND YANK HIM AWAYYYYYYY OH MY DAYDS HES SUCH A RAT BRO LOOK AT HIS HE LOOKS LIKE A LIK TWINKY RAT

[lauvieknows]

Well.. if you say so.. [She sighs as she takes out a bottle of vodka, pouring it into both glasses before sliding hers over to her]

I am SO passing out after this..

[ ominously jumps down from the roof and lands on her feet next to lauvie ] hellooo..!

— @viequalsviolence

Just… give me.. a second [Wheezes before coughing again and gripping onto Vi for dear life] Whatever the fuck this is… I’m never smoking this shit again.. [She says through a hoarse voice, eyes bloodshot and hands shaking]

[lauvieknows]

Damn I might’ve just swallowed a fish bone wtf

[lauvieknows]

I hate seeing couples pop up on my feed. Like, I’m happy for you, sure. But great, now I hate you.

[lauvieknows]

Kinda have a crush on myself idk

[lauvieknows]

(OOC)

Lord have mercy guys I just woke up from the deepest sleep ever I thought I fused with the sheets for a second

[lauvieknows]

HELP alright..

So what does one do when a girl you liked suddenly shows up at the bar again and starts talking to you as if they haven’t hurt you at all