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park that car… drop that phone… sleep on the floor… dream about me…

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Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

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so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go

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carly rae jepsen - comeback

i don’t know what i’m feelin’, but i believe i was thinkin’ ‘bout makin’ a comeback back to me

and i won’t say you’re the reason i was on my knees but i’m thinkin’ 'bout makin’ a comeback back to me

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god i miss this place

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mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

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here's hoping people never stop asking

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You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

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l’oréal kids shampoo pngs

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mitski really is a MPG now like... 3 sold out shows in Mexico, all sold out shows around the world, a hit in the making climbing up the chart, outstreaming all the other girlies...

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Felt like this should be on its own.

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princess 😺