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Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her
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so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go
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carly rae jepsen - comeback
i don’t know what i’m feelin’, but i believe i was thinkin’ ‘bout makin’ a comeback back to me
and i won’t say you’re the reason i was on my knees but i’m thinkin’ 'bout makin’ a comeback back to me
#AND IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I HAVE NO REGREEEEEEEEETS#SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA DIG LOW TO GET ROUND TO IIIIIIT#AND THERES I NOTHING IM SO SURE OF!!!!#NOTHING I'M SO SURE OF!!!!!!!!!!!#IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I HAVE NO REGRETS#WELL THEN#COME WITH ME I'M THE KEEPER OF THAT BEAT AND THE FIRE UNDER YOUR FEET I'M THE KEEPER MAAAAN AND I AM THE KEEPER#COME BABY DANCE THE NIGHT DOWN ON YOUR KNEES DANCE YOUR HEART DOWN ONTO YOUR SLEEVE I'M THE KEEPER MAAAAAAAAAN
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god i miss this place
#got the notif that this blog turned NINE years.... damn#reading my posts from 2015 and i was so annoying but i was FREE
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mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty
mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol
mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]
mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming
mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god
mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....
mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities
mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday
mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄
mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO
mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album
mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats
mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....
mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it
mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan
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You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am
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l’oréal kids shampoo pngs
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mitski really is a MPG now like... 3 sold out shows in Mexico, all sold out shows around the world, a hit in the making climbing up the chart, outstreaming all the other girlies...
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