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I’m such a fucking pervert, but you look at a weird trans girl and you tell me you don’t wanna get on your knees and let her fuck your throat until you’re crying and holding onto her thighs for life
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I think doing weekly injections has actually got me on some kind of rudimentary hormonal cycle cause I'm noticing consistent mood swings in certain directions at different parts of the week, for example-
Shot day: horniest I've been in my entire life, in girl's inboxes, locking the door to my room for hours on end
Day after shot: I loooove my friends I want to hug ppl and live my life in warmth comfort & quietude
Two days after shot: unending misery, RSD kicking my ass, sobbing over the dishes
Three - six days after shot: we chill
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Does does does aaaanyone have the picture of that anime girl using her robot gf as a bong where she's got the lighter behind her gfs butt aaaaand her gfs dick in her mouth cuz how else do you smoke weed out of a girl?
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i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom
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Estrogen really does change everything-----
✧｡( ∩´ ᐜ `∩)♡✧*｡
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Fatale Media’s Bathroom Sluts (1991)
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This and a whimpering tranny
#i know multiple mexican restaurants exist but it's insane how identical these are to the ones from the burrito place 3 blocks from my house#i was depressed long enough to have their presentation 100% memorized#i guess what i'm saying is i could be the whimpering tranny here. please
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oh sweaters are fun now stream tips
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I got to walk a beautiful girl on a leash in public this weekend and we got wolf whistles. I walked on with her, told her how good she was for drawing so much attention, for being so pretty and so obedient.
Told her afterwards she was lucky it was our first walk. That I had really wanted to take her back to that group and ordered her to do a few tricks for them.
I can't wait to hold back even less.
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idonthtink this is really what being a maid is like
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*wakes up to see this and gets so hard I pass back out*
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the grand mage said i can't grind on their staff :(
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Girls are soooooo pretty I should **** ******
#not to police myself but this is probably top 3 unhealthy lines of thinking for me#not to mention just a shitty way to look at other trans women#instead of externalizing my own regret and fears abt not transitioning sooner into envy for other women-#i've been trying to focus on how excited i am to finally get to experience these things i didn't get to. and i still have time#anyways girls are so pretty i should **** ****** (horny)#dogthoughts.normal
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Seeing all the beautiful women i have crushes on here turn out to be 32-38 is the best thing ever actually
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