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Girls are soooooo pretty I should **** ******

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Seeing all the beautiful women i have crushes on here turn out to be 32-38 is the best thing ever actually

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quick ivy for morale...... gnn

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Girls are soooooo pretty I should **** ******

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sucking off a nervous trans girl who’s never been sucked off before. feeling her tense up and hearing her wince and hearing her breath hitch when you bite a little on her cock. feeling her grab onto your hair and pull your desperate mouth down onto her as she finishes, all while she fucks up into your mouth and cries out about how good you are. anyways

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*pulls the cock out of my mouth* and not only that, but we have to consider whether or not the gameplay loops that are encouraged by that kind of player-adverse design are things that are necessarily desirable - what are we seeking to do, create fun gameplay, or punish the players? furthermore, when you cr- *is pushed back onto the cock*

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It'd be sooooooo badddd she's Also central in this new friend group I'm just starting to find myself in & her wife already doesn't like me but she's soooo gorgeous and she's like 30 I think I'm already done for fml

I am addicted to throwing myself into the most fraught situations vis-a-vis choosing who I crush on

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I am addicted to throwing myself into the most fraught situations vis-a-vis choosing who I crush on

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My new comic Bondage Bungle page 1. Enjoy :3

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Hmmm a mutual is flirting with me and I want advice on a Charming Cool Girl way to respond but the only ppl I have to ask are

a) my best friend (also my ex) ❌️

b) one of my two roommates (have just broken up) ❌️

c) strangers on tumblr (mutual would see) ❌️

d) no one ✅️

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So I'm on the wikipedia page for this indie album from 2006 and I see some citation-less commentary in the first paragraph that I don't agree with. Being vindictive as I am I scroll back through the full 18 years of edits on the article until I find the contributor who initially put it there, sharing at the time what would have been a topical opinion. I go to the contributor's page and find they haven't updated since 2009, and spend a while looking at the things this person thought were interesting a decade and a half ago. Philosophy and politics, writing. They took editing very seriously, and they had a goal to read the entire wikipedia article for every country in the world in alphabetical order. They seemed to have a pretty good sense of humour. I eventually find a previous edit on their page that had a username listed, and use it to find their long-inactive twitter, which in turn leads me to their not-yet-active bluesky account. I look at the accounts this person has chosen to follow and see that I follow most of them too, that it seems like we share the same interests and might get along if we ever met. They've lived in a lot of the same places I have. I go back to the initial sentence on the wikipedia summary that annoyed me and find now that I don't find it at all disagreeable. Now it feels like it speaks earnestly to a feeling from almost two decades ago, a people and subculture and series of conversations I have no access to except for the echoes still ringing out eighteen years down the line, nearly dissolved except for the few corners that just happened to be trapped in amber, waiting for someone to spot that they don't have a citation.

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Can somebody just fucking hold me please

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girl hole indulgence

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girls will get back from camping and not even shower and start taking slutty pics for the internet

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dyke on the loose in the alien sex club (cropped)

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leashes are good for putting me in my places