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dave and busters what the fuck is a sticky creebler

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I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

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this is a rare pokemon card to me i still cherish it. before they changed it to anon

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there's a friendly face at the end of the road

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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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the real secret to zuko's redemption arc is the month he spent working in public food service

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i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

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best thing about uncle iroh is that if you pay attention he is actually just as much of an idiot as zuko but has just mastered the art of coming across as a wise old man. the even better thing is that zuko is the only one on the planet who somewhat realizes this and no one would ever believe him because he's zuko

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I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

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Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

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sometimes my cat will suddenly go very fast. But don't let this fool you. It does not reflect an urgent change in circumstances

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