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rrrrrgh i HATE those mfers at the register but this is the only gay book store in town!!!
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so fucking funny. this isnt about you LEAVE
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Im like that dude in home stuck who has to eat poisonous slime that makes him high or else his base instinct make him start killing all his friends
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literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going
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with the downfall of the us in sight i do think we should have a little bit of sympathy for usamericans...think of all the ppl named miles who are gonna have to change their names to kilometers...
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i love when a villain is like "ahhh what a ROTTEN day" but they mean that it's good and they're just saying it like that because they arbitrarily like when things are bad
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if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally
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