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as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"

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funniest shit is going down on discord rn

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cant even fault those bailey school kids for this one if i saw that dude i wouldg just go Thats Fuckin Dracula man

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"We rode a long way together, buster." "That's right. You think of me for awhile, no?" "You bet. I'm gonna miss you, frijol." "Hey, listen, you get tired around here, come to Morelos. I got a little place down in Tepoztlán. It's not much pero you can live quiet there, huh?" "I might do that, chico. I just might do that." "Bueno. Adiós, amigo."

Marlon Brando and Larry Duran One-Eyed Jacks (1961) dir. Marlon Brando

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just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"

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requested by anon

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i would never Start gaming past 10pm but I will often Keep gaming past 10pm. do you understand

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i love commercial real estate that is essentially zoned exclusively for momentary fad businesses that will go bankrupt. hmm, ok, we are the 8th comic book store in this zip code, and, fuck, uhh, ok nobody is going to any comic book stores anywhere, hmm, ok, vape lounge, old robot style vapes, yep nope ok we don't really sell anything and we're bankrupt. now we're a Vape Store. ok we're the 8th one on this block. ok. they've changed the locks. hmm. what's next. Axe Throwing, Axe Throwing Will Be The Nex-oh, shit, fuck. ok. I got it. We sell fake weed.

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If you're all about body positivity but make fun of men with hairline receiding or bald, fat, with a beer belly etc, no you're not.

Pretty sick and tired of seeing people laugh and trash men who are not tall skinny queer looking white dudes and be like "everyone is beautiful" in the same breath.

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Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago

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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

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Random but here’s a character design for a Fury named Ferragwyn, one of the empresses of the Welkens. She was formerly betrothed to Sobehk (Kraw’s father)

I just want to draw more pretty Fury folk :> I’m having fun brushin up on wing anatomy too

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Watching parents pass down their cultural practices fills my heart up. 🥹