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Hey gaud can I turn you into earrings?

Hang Me From Your Lobes That I May Whisper Ominous Prophecies In Your Ears

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One of these things is not like the others

One of these things just doesn’t belong

i love tiny colorful birds

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this is a survey : like/reblog if you ever tried to, or straight up slept on the floor as a kid, because you felt like you didn’t deserve a bed, pillow or covers (even once counts!)

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This is all I need in my life. Thank you.

Does anyone want any shitty drawings

Does anyone want any shitty drawings of anything they ask for because,,,

A shITHEAD

Is

BORED

Here's my skillset

This is a donkey

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i am a raggedy yellow schoolyard tetherball and god is a very angry third grader who just got let out for recess

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If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

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I think this is super important to remember.

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To people who are desperately asking for fundz/donations on tumblr.

USE THESE REDDIT SUBS INSTEAD PLEASE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!!!

Hate Reddit if you want, but using these subs are your best chance. People gather in these subs because they have charity to spare:

/r/Assistance /r/legaladvice /r/RandomKindness /r/Charity /r/care /r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza /r/Food_Pantry https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfPetFood/ https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfChristmas/ https://www.reddit.com/r/almosthomeless/ https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless

/r/freelance  /r/povertyfinance /r/thrifty /r/borrow /r/gofundme

/r/depression /r/familysupport /r/transitions 

I never see anyone actually getting any significant donations on tumblr and to be honest, tumblr is the worst place to ask for assistance. Use it as your last resort, it frustrates me to no end seeing people begging for help, reblogging the same post over and over, the same types of posts over and over, to no avail, when people are waiting to help you on a different part of the web  GO TO WHERE THE HELP IS. IF YOU WANT DIRECT ACTION TO WORK STOP WITH TUMBLR AND USE REDDIT.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN REBLOG THIS SO WE CAN START REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF DONATION POSTS THAT GET STUCK FLOATING AROUND THIS WEBSITE

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!!!!!!!

PSA

Psychotic people can be trans. Trans people can be psychotic. 

Being trans does NOT mean that you are delusional, and trans people are right to say this loudly and clearly.

But please be careful not to throw psychotic trans people under the bus when you do so.

Thank you :)

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holy this is a wonderful addition

You both are wonderful and I’m ngl I’m crying rn

“A bird against a pane of glass, I’m not sure what I thought I saw through your window. Something better? Maybe nothing at all, But a clear path. Pick me up, and say it looks like I’m okay. Hold me in your hands so carefully. My bones are hollow, my skin paper thin. And you’ll say it looks like I’m just stunned. You think it looks like I could use some rest. Put me in a shoe box with a shallow bowl of water, Fret that I won’t drink. Tell me I’m safe here tonight. Speak softly. Because God, I’m wounded. God, I’m small. Above all: Ask nothing of me. Go to bed hoping I’ll be okay, Wake up expecting to find me better, Ready to fly. And when you find me limp, When you find me lost, And you cry, it looked like I wasn’t hurt, Please try to understand. I didn’t want to go. Please try to understand that sometimes There’s hurt you can’t see. The damage was all on the inside. And what’s left of me is soft down. And what’s left of me could feed a passing stray. But please, ask nothing of me. This once I want to be selfish. Don’t take a feather, Don’t leave me out as a meal. When the grass is still wet with dew And you push aside a handful of soil in the hostas, Put all of me down. For the first time, for the last time, Let my body be mine and mine alone.”

— I want myself to myself. Just some poetry practice this morning. 11/7/19 (via vampireapologist)

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My birds stolen it!

I made a little crown to put on ur selfies. Click to see it.

Tag my Instagram if you use it and want to show me (@ jo.altmaier) I’d really love to see it!

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Wise words from a pink blob

Hey gaud, I'm having an existential crisis about fearing death and having regrets when I die, so any advice?

The fact that you are mortal is much less significant than you think. It is a distraction from the far more important question of what you will do with the time you've been gifted. All stories end, but has that ever stopped you from reading and watching to the conclusion?  

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bear and bird are friends

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Hey!! This is from Grey’s anatomy!!!

It’s Season 4 episode 9-10 (titled Crash into me: part 1) and crash into me: part 2)

I highly recommend it!

Just please don’t watch if you get triggered by blood! It is a medical show n I know that not everyone’s into that.

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Hey, you fuckers｡･ﾟ✫

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

Cut the shit and listen.

I know y’all are standing in front of the mirror grabbin’ ur flab and telling yourself how ugly you are and guess what??

ITS MAKING ME ANGRY.

I’m about ready to go out on a crusade. I’m about to go slap y’all silly for hating on yourself like that, ya funky stoopid kiddos.

Guess what??

I also know y’all think you can just go on skipping lunch n shit but I made a handy-dandy list for circumstances like that.

No

You may not

Unless u got bugs in ur tum

Unless you’re just a host until your true alien form can gain enough nutrients to emerge

You must EAT

Body likes food

Food makes u smile big and beautiful

Every time you don’t eat, u make this lil bat sad

Look at him, he baked u a cake :,(((

Anyways,,,

Bitch guess what!!!

I don’t wanna hear about you not eating, and you know why????

‘Cuz I wanna hear that you ARE eating!!

Y’all are Raging Stoopids if ya think u can keep doing this without me sending ALL MY LOVE AT YOU.

Skadeedle skadoodle y’all are beautiful!!!

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しーＪ　　　

Heehoo i love u

Seriously though,

💕💕I love you and you deserve the fucking world. 💕💕

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@ anyone else who has a birdy if you want to do it :)

Just for kicks, I put together a fun parrot survey!! If you own a parrot, fill out the survey and tell your parrot-owning friends!! I'll post some results later if I get enough responses :)

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There’s a bird sitting on my shoulder right now I mean-

Shit dude, birds have seen everything