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angel’s share

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genuinely terrifying how adhd will have you be fully aware of the responsibilities you’re neglecting and yet its like you’re being piloted by a super chill hedonistic demon who can’t hear you/doesnt care

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Suckers and liars love TFG.

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Men want her. Women want to be her. Children befriend her but their parents fear her. Doctors hate her and police officers' heads explode in her presence.

Scientific consensus on her nature and origins has not been reached.

Authorities warn civilians to stay away from her and report any sightings immediately.

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so after 5 years out of the kingsman fandom i just found out that merlin’s real name is “hamish mycroft”

no wonder they had to kill him off i CANNOT think of a worse name

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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

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Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best of times and that does shit to a person and I’m genuinely afraid the public who has been rooting for her for so long is going to turn on her and even start questioning whether or not it’s good for her to be free of the conservatorship and people are gonna need to remember that the answer to that question is unequivocally yes

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HELP I’M CRYING THIS IS FROM A POSTER BOOK RELEASED IN 2014 NOT 1999!!!! BUT FROM 2014!!!!! AND LIKE I DON’T KNOW IF THEY USED SOMETHING FROM THE ORIGINAL PROMOTION OF THE PHANTOM MENACE ERA OR IF THEY JUST SPECTACULARLY RECREATED THE MOST PRIMITIVE OF PHOTOSHOP JOBS TO MIMIC THE ERA BUT EITHER WAY I AM JUST ENTIRELY LOSING IT AT THIS BAD PHOTOSHOP POSTER OF QUI-GON AND JAR JAR EVERY DETAIL IS AMAZING JUST THREE PICTURES USED IN THIS TERRIBLE COLLAGE THE ABSOLUTE MOST BASIC OF PHOTOSHOP FILTERS LIKE THE FEATHERED OVAL AROUND QUI-GON IS KILLING ME BUT ALSO THE STAR CUT OUT EFFECT AROUND THE TRIPPING JAR JAR OR THE WAY THEY MADE SURE TO PICK A PHOTO OF JAR JAR TO BE THE CENTRAL FOCAL POINT WHERE HE LOOKS HIGH AF AND THEN SLAPPED QUI-GON’S BITCHY QUOTE OVER THE WHOLE THING IT’S A MASTERPIECE

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why is there no Barbie mortician career doll

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Don't laugh at this because "Oh those silly monster f*ckers." This is a giant freaking RED FLAG just like with Only Fans.

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Fandoms lately.

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Oh.....oh my god

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taking my brain out of my head and washing it in hot, soapy water

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My grandparents are baffled when we just don’t care about certain things. The last time we did a socially distanced lunch they were complaining that our neighbor keeps really old broken cars that he likes to work on in his front yard and we were like “Yeah, and?” and they didn’t know how to respond to that.

Like the very idea that we would just mind our own business and tolerate mildly annoying behavior from other people is like rocket science to them. They just can’t comprehend it.